Another humiliating performance at WSOP by PFA

[Draymond]

We have one bracelet winner and that was like Druff in the 90s. Nothing since then. We can't even get someone sniffing a final table even in a 2-7 low with 100 entries. We have assembled the worst poker players in the world right here on this forum. Statistically, this forum is outside the radius by a wide margin. Almost by an impossible negative margin.

I am embarrassed to be apart of this forum.

[Daly]

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I’m 0-6 lifetime.

[sonatine]

this entire site needs to cash out the remainder of the wsop rolls and get generators and freeze-dried rations because none of you are going to survive the tropical storm season without serious help.

[Suicide King]

I accept full responsibility for how bad I am.

[OSA]

Excuse me, but I had a positive ROI WSOP last year.


Not everyone can be a Omaha 8B Hi/Low savant.

[Dan Druff]

Kinda hard to do well in the Main Event when your opponents have it every freaking time.

I should have dusted off my final 15k so I don't have to be tortured for the next 2 days.

[RegGaymer]

Variance in large field tournaments is a bitch, so it’s probably unfair to judge based on a few players playing a handful of events

Druff obv has the best chance of winning something with his game selection and ability, but to be a winner you need to do more than just turn up, play abc and hope the cards fall nicely

If you’re sat at a live poker table and you’re not enjoying it for whatever reason; be it the annoying players at your table getting lucky, the heat in Vegas, or the long hours continuously getting dealt rags - then there’s no point in playing at all in the first place because the chances of winning are slim to none. The negative energy that builds from being irritable tends to manifest into poor results.

Poker is as much about the mental approach as it is playing ability.

[tyde]

3 week span

3 wins in huge fields

73 bucks invested for about $36,000 in pure profit









pretty obvious I'm the most talented NLHE tourney player on this jokesite, or at least in the top 3

results and career ROI speak for themselves

and for the record, Druff has no business playing no limit, let alone whiffing off thousands of dollars every year at the WSOP

what is this, like the 6th year in a row he's thrown up a total airball ?

epic fail

[Dan Druff]

3 week span

3 wins in huge fields

73 bucks invested for about $36,000 in pure profit









pretty obvious I'm the most talented NLHE tourney player on this jokesite, or at least in the top 3

results and career ROI speak for themselves

and for the record, Druff has no business playing no limit, let alone whiffing off thousands of dollars every year at the WSOP

what is this, like the 6th year in a row he's thrown up a total airball ?

epic fail

I've cashed 4 times in 8 events this year, dumbass.

Including 33rd out of 1330 in one of the NL events.

I haven't bricked a NL event this year.

How many cashes do you have at the WSOP? Have you ever made a Day 2?

LOL posting results from 3 1/2 years ago, btw

[JACKDANIELS]

GET HIM

[OSA]

GET HIM

We need a 30 second video from druff how bad tyde is right??????

[hutmaster]

3 week span

3 wins in huge fields

73 bucks invested for about $36,000 in pure profit









pretty obvious I'm the most talented NLHE tourney player on this jokesite, or at least in the top 3

results and career ROI speak for themselves

and for the record, Druff has no business playing no limit, let alone whiffing off thousands of dollars every year at the WSOP

what is this, like the 6th year in a row he's thrown up a total airball ?

epic fail

You are obviously the best cash game player too, only you can win $13k in a non-existent game.

[hongkonger]

3 week span

3 wins in huge fields

73 bucks invested for about $36,000 in pure profit









pretty obvious I'm the most talented NLHE tourney player on this jokesite, or at least in the top 3

results and career ROI speak for themselves

and for the record, Druff has no business playing no limit, let alone whiffing off thousands of dollars every year at the WSOP

what is this, like the 6th year in a row he's thrown up a total airball ?

epic fail

Druff makes a nice living playing poker. Do you?

[tyde]

3 week span

3 wins in huge fields

73 bucks invested for about $36,000 in pure profit









pretty obvious I'm the most talented NLHE tourney player on this jokesite, or at least in the top 3

results and career ROI speak for themselves

and for the record, Druff has no business playing no limit, let alone whiffing off thousands of dollars every year at the WSOP

what is this, like the 6th year in a row he's thrown up a total airball ?

epic fail

Druff makes a nice living playing poker. Do you?

It took you a grand total of about 48 hours from the inception of your 'turning over a new leaf' thread to go from being an insincere jagoff, to right back where you are now....which is the same ol' dongmonger which nobody on this site gives a fuck about

I was thinking about this earlier actually...

when I saw this thread from bottomset/drayond...I IMMEDIATELY clicked on it

he has that gift to attract posters

whereas you have the curse to repel them with your horrible and shitty demeanor.

Like my Trump thread for example...where you have basically 80 million posts in because you're an obsessed liberal faggot with a severe case of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

when I see you're the most recent poster, I don't even bother reading or clicking on it

why ?

because you're BORING and when anyone reads your posts they want to put a fucking gun in their mouth and end it all because you are literally 50 times worse than Mumbles and FPS put together

nothing about you is even remotely interesting or even semi compelling in the least

with that said...

to answer your condescending faggot question

As I have said MANY MANY times in the past...over and over and over

I play poker as a HOBBY

Druff likes to pass off this narrative that he is a 'PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYER'

buwhahahahaha that in itself is fucking laughable.

his WSOP numbers over the last 5 or 6 years are pathetic (at best)

note to Todd...nice job breaking even this year with your 4 'cashes' ...enjoy busting out of the main

fact is that I would think its safe to say that even as a 'recreational player' who happens to be working a 100K+ a year job currently....my ROI in poker far surpasses Rainman's pathetic failure at the WSOP over the last several years.

safe to say with his history of BRICKS and scattered mini cashes playing 8 events a year...he is WAY down

I basically jump down to Mexico and bink 3 tourneys for 36K with 73 bucks invested and I can almost guarantee you that beats any of his 'profits' as a 'professional poker player'

he sure as fuck doesn't make any money playing live high stakes at Commerce or the Bike

Todd is far from a 'professional poker player'

and LOL @ making fun of me for taking down 3 massive field wins from 3 years ago...when Todd hasn't won DICK or had a single meaningful WSOP cash for like 8 million years

what total gimps both of you are

go suck each other off in the Amazon Room men's room

oh and dongwronger...

never heard about any of your massive scores...how about sharing some of your huge wins and enlighten the community on the nuances of NLHE poker

didn't think so

fucking imbecile

[tyde]

here are Hutmasters two biggest scores on Pokerstars

BOTH of which I was shadowing him on the phone with





I think I'll just add these two final table cashes to my own resume' of being an amazing NLHE tourney player

Hut good luck at Chumash losing consistently at 1/2, playing slots, and making shitty pizza in a fuckhole like Lompoc

congrats on your 5th place finish in Vegas

did you take Kenneth with you again this year ?

you have a grand total of (3) 4 figure cashes on Stars...all of which I was responsible for

am I LYING ?

just out of curiosity...does your wife know the kind if warped and perverted sexual role playing shit you are up to online ?

[tyde]

totally amazing to me that Hut has the audacity to talk shit after I literally put $8,000.00 into his pocket shadowing him

Hut used to suck my dick begging me to show me what he was missing in NLHE tourneys....that is a FACT

also I have warned him many times to back the fuck off

after he finally figured out how to set up his PayPal account he got his shitty 500 within minutes

and he still keeps at it

go on Dave.....please keep posting and talking shit about me...and see how it ends for you

word of advice...like I said before in PM's

stop now and enjoy your $500.00 you got back...and go in peace. I have no interest in engaging you any further

if you persist in mentioning me, antagonizing me, or posting about me

I will fucking ruin you in more ways than you can possibly imagine

FAIR ENOUGH ?

fuck off

P.S. ask Kenneth how it is living in a halfway house driving the shitty caddy you gave him. Is he still working for you 4 hours a week because you're too much of a pussy to fire his black ass for fear of getting sued for discrimination ?

that was too funny....you literally give him a beater....and he complains about the money its going to cost to register it.

PRICELESS

lol Jew moron

[hutmaster]

Nothing you say has any credibility Mort. Your lies have been proven. But you go on and lead your tight life. We all know you are so proud of it. Peace out asshole.

[Sloppy Joe]

Not ready to address that bullshit win at that fictitious casino yet?

Hope you're having a fantastic 4th surrounded by friends and family!

[Dan Druff]

Tournaments have a shitload of variance. Since we are talking about things from the 2000s, I'm not "way fucking down" at the WSOP because I started up nearly +$500k in 2005, and then I had some other large scores along the way. Since 2011, no I haven't hit anything big, but I only pay like 8-9 in a typical year, so that's nothing. I had average chips with 60 left (out of 1330) this year in $1500 NL but stopped winning hands, and finished 33rd. I was chipleader in $1500 Limit Holdem with 42 left (out of like 660) in 2016, then lost like 8 coolers in a row and was out 40th. I was chipleader or second chipleader in mid-late Day 1 of the $10k Limit holdem for the past 3 years, but didn't cash any of them. Most of the Main Events in the 2010s, I've made it close to the money. Probably won't happen this year, but whatever.

It's all variance. A few things go differently, and I have a few huge scores to brag about. A few things go differently in 2005, and I mincash or bust out of the money instead of hitting those big wins. For example, way before the money in my first event ever ($1500 Limit), a dumbass folded JJ preflop when he shouldn't have, and I ended up winning the hand against a third guy with a missed AK. Had the JJ called, I would've busted out of the money and not finished 3rd for $116k. That's why I prefer cash.

Anyway, Marty, if you're so good, surely you can come to Vegas and cash in some WSOP events. How come every time you've entered, you didn't even come close? You lack the patience and temperament to beat good players in a good structure tournament. 100% you will donk off all your chips far before the money every time, barring a miraculous run of cards. Your only chance comes from poorly structured micro events online where you can just click buttons like a monkey and hope to get lucky.

But speaking of cash... why did you lie about winning $13k at a fictitious casino?

[Draymond]

Tournaments have a shitload of variance. Since we are talking about things from the 2000s, I'm not "way fucking down" at the WSOP because I started up nearly +$500k in 2005, and then I had some other large scores along the way. Since 2011, no I haven't hit anything big, but I only pay like 8-9 in a typical year, so that's nothing. I had average chips with 60 left (out of 1330) this year in $1500 NL but stopped winning hands, and finished 33rd. I was chipleader in $1500 Limit Holdem with 42 left (out of like 660) in 2016, then lost like 8 coolers in a row and was out 40th. I was chipleader or second chipleader in mid-late Day 1 of the $10k Limit holdem for the past 3 years, but didn't cash any of them. Most of the Main Events in the 2010s, I've made it close to the money. Probably won't happen this year, but whatever.

It's all variance. A few things go differently, and I have a few huge scores to brag about. A few things go differently in 2005, and I mincash or bust out of the money instead of hitting those big wins. For example, way before the money in my first event ever ($1500 Limit), a dumbass folded JJ preflop when he shouldn't have, and I ended up winning the hand against a third guy with a missed AK. Had the JJ called, I would've busted out of the money and not finished 3rd for $116k. That's why I prefer cash.

Anyway, Marty, if you're so good, surely you can come to Vegas and cash in some WSOP events. How come every time you've entered, you didn't even come close? You lack the patience and temperament to beat good players in a good structure tournament. 100% you will donk off all your chips far before the money every time, barring a miraculous run of cards. Your only chance comes from poorly structured micro events online where you can just click buttons like a monkey and hope to get lucky.

But speaking of cash... why did you lie about winning $13k at a fictitious casino?

To be fair Druff, outside your bracelet given the time you put in to the WSOP events, you are either at minimum wage or below, especially after stakes and taxes. And yes, I am a lifetime loser playing poker, mostly cash. I lost probably a half million from 04-09 online and in AC. Even in Vegas I chunked off thousands. When you say you cashed a tourney, most of them you got staked by this site, pay taxes, it's not even worth it when you do the math. Like I said, you are better off just focusing on baseball and NBA, which you look to have a nice edge the games only last 2 to 3 hours.