"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Holy shit @ 1:12, did she really just do that, lol. Maybe she'll let Druff watch too, he can stuff
her pearl necklace up his ass or something, he'll def. enjoy that!
Saving the United States from financial ruin, war with Iran and worldwide embarrassment is def. a noble cause, respect.
Sheldon is trying to buy a war with Iran, make no mistake about it.
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As decently attractive as Sarah Silverman is, I don't think I could ever bring myself to have sex with her.
Even fake lesbian sex?
That is the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever read.Originally Posted by anonamoose
You're to good for her, is that what you're implying?
anona come out of the closet bro, it's ok. OSA and Fluffer will protect you.
It's not that I'm too good for her, it's just that she's too good for me.That is the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever read.
You're to good for her, is that what you're implying?
anona come out of the closet bro, it's ok. OSA and Fluffer will protect you.
That and because I feel like it would be the most awkward sex I'd ever have.
She's more or less my dream girl.
I can totally picture you two scissoring.
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
I really don't like Sarah Silverman.
Let me count the ways:
1) Her entire comedy act is pretty much one theme: "Look at how I can cuss and talk about sex, even though I'm a girl! Isn't that hilarious?"
2) She made a similar video (though less vulgar) in 2008, also sucking off Obama.
3) This video is especially obnoxious because it attempts to trick people into thinking that Romney is the beneficiary of gigantic donations from billionaires, while Obama is struggling to raise funds because he represents the common man. Silverman does not say this, but that's what this video strongly implies. In reality, Obama has raised huge money (most of it from the super-rich, corporations, special interests, etc). Both candidates have raised a staggering amount of money, and neither is getting the majority of that money from the average American.
Thats the greatest fucking thing Ive ever seen.
She was incredible on Larry Sanders. She was incredible on Mr Show. Her comedy central show sucked, her standup is awesome.
And now this.
Sieg hiel, Mdme Silverman.
The gay couple that she was friends with were pretty funny.
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Well duh 50% of them are Mr Show alumni.
I dont think I ever hated her show actually... I think I just intrinsically compared it to Mr Show with predictable results.
Also Im 70% sure I had sex with her sister in college.... real talk.
Sweet.
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Dead seers.
Sheldon has given hundreds of millions of dollars to Birthright which has allowed myself and thousands of Jews to be able to make the pilgrimage to the homeland (twice for me). I am down with S dawg and whomever he wants to support.
things straight men never say or think.It's not that I'm too good for her, it's just that she's too good for me.
That and because I feel like it would be the most awkward sex I'd ever have.
Revisit it someday. You'll probably like it, once you separate it from those expectations.
And Druff, Sara's act is far from just talking dirty and swearing. When comedians talk about who they find funny, her name pops up as often as probably anyone's. She's been on a handful of the all time great tv comedies (and I'm not including Greg the Bunny in that list, but a case could be made...), her stern show appearances are as good as anyone's, and as far as the swearing goes, you say it like its a bad thing...
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