A LIBERAL MUSLIM HOMOSEXUAL ACLU LAWYER PROFESSOR AND ABORTION DOCTOR WAS TEACHING A CLASS ON KARL MARX, KNOWN ATHEIST: "BEFORE THE CLASS BEGINS, YOU MUST GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP MARX AND ACCEPT THAT HE WAS THE MOST HIGHLY-EVOLVED BEING THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN, EVEN GREATER THAN JESUS CHRIST!"
AT THIS MOMENT, A BRAVE, PATRIOTIC, PRO-LIFE NAVY SEAL CHAMPION WHO HAS SERVED 1500 TOURS OF DUTY AND UNDERSTOOD THE NECESSITY OF WAR AND FULLY SUPPORTED ALL MILITARY DECISION MADE BY THE UNITED STATES STOOD UP AND HELP UP A ROCK: "HOW OLD IS THIS ROCK?"
THE ARROGANT PROFESSOR SMIRKED QUITE JEWISHLY AND SMUGLY REPLIED "4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD, YOU STUPID CHRISTIAN"
"WRONG. IT'S BEEN 5,000 YEARS SINCE GOD CREATED IT. IF IT WAS 4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD AND EVOLUTION, AS YOU SAY, IS REAL... THEN IT SHOULD BE AN ANIMAL BY NOW."
THE PROFESSOR WAS VISIBLY SHAKEN, AND DROPPED HIS CHALK AND COPY OF ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES. HE STORMED OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING THOSE LIBERAL CROCODILE TEARS.
THE STUDENTS APPLAUDED AND ALL REGISTERED REPUBLICAN THAT DAY AND ACCEPTED JESUS AS THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR. AN EAGLE NAMED "SMALL GOVERNMENT" FLEW INTO THE ROOM AND PERCHED ATOP THE AMERICAN FLAG AND SHED ATEAR ON THE CHALK. THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE WAS READ SEVERAL TIMES, AND GOD HIMSELF SHOWED UP AND ENACTED A FLAT TAX RATE ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
THE PROFESSOR LOST HIS TENURE AND WAS FIRED THE NEXT DAY. HE DIES OF THE GAY PLAGUE AIDS AND WAS TOSSED INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
SEMPER FI.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
LOL SO SORRY TO OFFEND YOU MY MARXIST FRIEND MAYBE YOU CAN USE THAT CYNICISM TO BUILD A RAFT OUT OF WHEN THE FLOOD COMES.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
“The greatest obstacle to the survival of our race is Christianity. Even with all their malice and cunning, the Jews would pose no real threat to the race were it not for their Christian collaborators. In the U.S. just as in South Africa, the Jews may be pulling a lot of strings behind the scenes, but the troops in the war against the White Race are mainly White Christians filled with religious guilt and obsessed with the need to expiate that guilt by sacrificing their own race on the altar of ‘equality’.
“…Let us never forget…that Christianity itself is an alien, hostile, racially destructive creed of Jewish origin, and in the future most of those who have fallen under its spell will continue to be our enemies and the enemies of our race.
WLP Every bit as true today as when he said it 20 years ago.
Tax the holy shit out of them, they want to influence politics they need to pay.
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A LIBERAL MUSLIM HOMOSEXUAL ACLU LAWYER PROFESSOR AND ABORTION DOCTOR WAS TEACHING A CLASS ON KARL MARX, KNOWN ATHEIST: "BEFORE THE CLASS BEGINS, YOU MUST GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP MARX AND ACCEPT THAT HE WAS THE MOST HIGHLY-EVOLVED BEING THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN, EVEN GREATER THAN JESUS CHRIST!"
AT THIS MOMENT, A BRAVE, PATRIOTIC, PRO-LIFE NAVY SEAL CHAMPION WHO HAS SERVED 1500 TOURS OF DUTY AND UNDERSTOOD THE NECESSITY OF WAR AND FULLY SUPPORTED ALL MILITARY DECISION MADE BY THE UNITED STATES STOOD UP AND HELP UP A ROCK: "HOW OLD IS THIS ROCK?"
THE ARROGANT PROFESSOR SMIRKED QUITE JEWISHLY AND SMUGLY REPLIED "4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD, YOU STUPID CHRISTIAN"
"WRONG. IT'S BEEN 5,000 YEARS SINCE GOD CREATED IT. IF IT WAS 4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD AND EVOLUTION, AS YOU SAY, IS REAL... THEN IT SHOULD BE AN ANIMAL BY NOW."
THE PROFESSOR WAS VISIBLY SHAKEN, AND DROPPED HIS CHALK AND COPY OF ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES. HE STORMED OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING THOSE LIBERAL CROCODILE TEARS.
THE STUDENTS APPLAUDED AND ALL REGISTERED REPUBLICAN THAT DAY AND ACCEPTED JESUS AS THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR. AN EAGLE NAMED "SMALL GOVERNMENT" FLEW INTO THE ROOM AND PERCHED ATOP THE AMERICAN FLAG AND SHED ATEAR ON THE CHALK. THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE WAS READ SEVERAL TIMES, AND GOD HIMSELF SHOWED UP AND ENACTED A FLAT TAX RATE ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
THE PROFESSOR LOST HIS TENURE AND WAS FIRED THE NEXT DAY. HE DIES OF THE GAY PLAGUE AIDS AND WAS TOSSED INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
SEMPER FI.
The problem is this isn’t much less absurd than the false narratives being pushed down our throats everyday by the MSM. So if you have to make a choice between competing bullshit might as well pick the one that doesn’t tell you you are evil for being born due to your sex or the amount of skin melanin you have.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
it's weird you made this thread because I was binging on creationist "science" videos the other night. this is one of the best things I've ever watched, very uncomfortable from beginning to end
it's weird you made this thread because I was binging on creationist "science" videos the other night. this is one of the best things I've ever watched, very uncomfortable from beginning to end
it's weird you made this thread because I was binging on creationist "science" videos the other night. this is one of the best things I've ever watched, very uncomfortable from beginning to end
If looks could kill, Nye would be behind bars
What makes it one of the best things you've watched.
A good debate needs two opposing arguments based on evidence. It's not philosphy being debated.
And it's not whether or not there is a god.
Daly: Green all the way to the end. You don’t get to Mock the Marines even in satire
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
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