Need a 'Suicide King' Update From Vegas w/Details From His Success

[tyde]

Oh sorry never mind vato

you bricked out huge

back to Oakland wearing those faggot brown shorts

nothing to be ashamed of that you got to meet Todd and whiffed yet another year at the WSOP winning nothing

props for saving enough to make it to Vegas for a grand total of one event

time to get back in your van cabron

enjoy living in Oakland with your sweaty ass fat wife working your ass off 6 days a week for 1/2 as much as I make

#MAGA

BUILD THE WALL

DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS

lol SK to Todd > 'lets meet up'

tight trip to the Rio to bust the monster donating 1K....at least you got to meet your idol

money well spent

dumb ass

see ya next year....start saving now delivery boy

[hongkonger]

He's not balling out like someone who lies about playing 5/10 NL in Singapore, lies about how much he makes, grifts off the generosity of others and sleeps in his car in the Walmart parking lot, but he seems to enjoy life.

[Sloppy Joe]

Seems like cajoling hookers and massive wins at casinos with no poker rooms has done nothing to address Young Curacao's projection issues.

[DJ_Chaps]

hey now, SK sent me my borispoker tshirt. i still wear that shit with pride. he also came after me on behalf of a grown man in PMs, so now Im conflicted.

[JACKDANIELS]

[Mintjewlips]

Let's not all act like that ladyboy isn't hot.........jfc like you nerds wouldn't fuck it even with the huge cock...........fucking typical.......

[Mintjewlips]

Lil ed sheeran you know what's up, tu sabes.....

[Suicide King]

Lol nailed me good. I'm mortified.

[JACKDANIELS]

i'm still a member of #TEAMTYDE but we're gonna need an official statement on the ladyboy with #BIGHANDS

[DJ_Chaps]

why aint y'all discussing the good looking one with the bitch face? haters will say shes photoshopped.

[tyde]

SK serious question


how much do you fucking hate your life when you slip on those faggot ass brown shorts at 5 am on your way to staring at brake lights in the bay area all day long while your sweathog wife is sitting st home in the rent controlled apt you are barely hanging on to

post a pic of delivering your next package

or if you prefer, a pic of you slurping on Todd's cock right after you busted the only event you can afford every year at the WSOP


tight flight fro oaktown to bust the 'monster stack' and rush to have dinner with rainman


LOSER

see ya next year

now back to being a package delivery n-word

bye

[tyde]

SK is like...

"hey Todd im flying out from Oakland to take my annual shot at a low EV tournament I have zero chance of winning"

"I'll find you"

LOL what a total gimp.....flies to Vegas from Oakland....busts out....and then has dinner with Rainman

good luck next year you smelly fucking Mexican pos

[Suicide King]

Guys, someone throw in the towel. I'm getting wrecked with truth bombs.

[blake]

SK is like...

"hey Todd im flying out from Oakland to take my annual shot at a low EV tournament I have zero chance of winning"

"I'll find you"

LOL what a total gimp.....flies to Vegas from Oakland....busts out....and then has dinner with Rainman

good luck next year you smelly fucking Mexican pos

do you really think that if you keep ignoring it, we'll stop bringing this up?

[Mintjewlips]

I think Blake is just mad cause the chick with a dick IS STILL hotter than nita.....

[tyde]

maybe popeil will let you post in his global thread

you can both yank each other off and block your respective non existent tourney stats

at least you picked up a few hundred frequent flier miles after you busted your failed lottery ticket

now back to the grind you smelly ass low rent MS13 reject

[blake]

maybe popeil will let you post in his global thread

you can both yank each other off and block your respective non existent tourney stats

at least you picked up a few hundred frequent flier miles after you busted your failed lottery ticket

now back to the grind you smelly ass low rent MS13 reject

[DJ_Chaps]

maybe popeil will let you post in his global thread

you can both yank each other off and block your respective non existent tourney stats

at least you picked up a few hundred frequent flier miles after you busted your failed lottery ticket

now back to the grind you smelly ass low rent MS13 reject

fk ya

[JACKDANIELS]

really tho tyde can we get an official statement so we can put the ladyboy business behind us and get back to ruining sk cos he makes less working for ups than a cook on a ship makes

[jsearles22]

Dr Pockles,

You've been around these parts longer than most. You know better than anyone that we arent going to live down the fact you lied about winning $13,000 playing poker in a poker room that doesnt exist. Just come out and say "I trolled you fish hard, tore up that asshole and made it bleed. FUCK I BRING THE HITS" or something. Your life will never be the same until you at least acknowledge you fucked a man and lied about winning money. Just say it was the crack, it works for everyone else on this forum.

Jsizzle