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    Dennis Hof, brothel owner and pimp, wins Nevada GOP primary

    LAS VEGAS — Pimp Dennis Hof, the owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the state Legislature on Tuesday, ousting a three-term lawmaker.

    Hof defeated hospital executive James Oscarson. He’ll face Democrat Lesia Romanov in November, and will be the favored candidate in the Republican-leaning Assembly district.

    Hof celebrated his win at a party in Pahrump with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side.

    “It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me,” Hof told the Associated Press in a phone call. “He found the way and I jumped on it.”
    https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politic...da-gop-primary

    Talk about winning a caucus!

    For those who don't know, or forgot, poker pro Steve Zolotow and the late Paul Magriel were once spotted at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in HBO's "Cathouse"

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    Is he running for Tsar?
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    I wonder what Lamar Odom's position will be on this one.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wonder what Lamar Odom's position will be on this one.
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    Sizzle this is why we dont eat KFC bro.

     
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    They should change the sign from always Tasty

    To always Pasty!!!

    Those chicks need to hit a tanning booth with there no titty asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wonder what Lamar Odom's position will be on this one.
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    Sizzle this is why we dont eat KFC bro.
    never understood why someone would go to those brothels

    you have to drive out into the desert (and back), and from what i understand they charge like 3x what a good looking escort on backpage might cost, and all the whores i've seen at the bunny ranch look like beat up meth heads

    i guess some guys would rather pay $1k to fuck a used up 40 yr old meth addict with thigh tatts just cause it's legal, and therefor somehow more socially acceptable

     
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    The girls are tested monthly or something for std right?
    If so maybe guys want to be sure the legal hooker doesn't have an std and it's worth paying for that extra piece of mind?
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    Those Christian values tho.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gallo View Post
    Those Christian values tho.


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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    The girls are tested monthly or something for std right?
    If so maybe guys want to be sure the legal hooker doesn't have an std and it's worth paying for that extra piece of mind?
    plus you don't have to worry about getting rolled, drugged, or busted by the cops like you might in vegas...

    but wondered why some of the hot ones don't give the legal route a shot...they can charge a huge premium and they'd be hot commodities so to speak...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wonder what Lamar Odom's position will be on this one.
    As long as his position isn't face down in his vomit with "donut sugar" all over his face Im sure Hof will not care..

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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    They should change the sign from always Tasty

    To always Pasty!!!

    Those chicks need to hit a tanning booth with there no titty asses.
    Lets face it.. Those chicks make bank even after what Hof's cut is.. You'd think they could afford a boob job to at least help themselves.. It would be a business expense thus tax deductible

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gallo View Post
    Those Christian values tho.
    Not every Registered GOP is a bible thumping self righteous.. Some have more libertarian leanings meaning they believe the theory of smaller government like GOP in general but they also don't believe in Govt intrusion in peoples personal lives (IE what goes on behind closed doors between 2 consenting adults is fine as long as its not illegal.. (includes professional women, Cannabis and other indulgencies).

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    The girls are tested monthly or something for std right?
    If so maybe guys want to be sure the legal hooker doesn't have an std and it's worth paying for that extra piece of mind?
    plus you don't have to worry about getting rolled, drugged, or busted by the cops like you might in vegas...

    but wondered why some of the hot ones don't give the legal route a shot...they can charge a huge premium and they'd be hot commodities so to speak...
    From what I understand going to work for Hof isn't exactly a walkin and you're hired situation.. The place does such decent business there is a bit of a waiting list for openings and previous employees get right of first refusal (as some girls do come and go from time to time and then return again..)

     
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    I am going to go out on a limb that any man in his 50s who has basically been a legal pimp and running brothels his entire adult life is going to have a lot of skeletons in the closet that would normally derail any political career before it started. In the age of Trump whether anyone would actually give a shit anymore is an interesting question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    They should change the sign from always Tasty

    To always Pasty!!!

    Those chicks need to hit a tanning booth with there no titty asses.
    Lets face it.. Those chicks make bank even after what Hof's cut is. You'd think they could afford a boob job to at least help themselves.. It would be a business expense thus tax deductible
    The fact that it seems to pretty much be a given that no actually hot prostitutes are going this route would indicate this might not be the case. I think maybe you are underestimating how much a legitimately hot prostitute that has her shit together can make prostituting herself illegally relative to working in Bunny Ranches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I am going to go out on a limb that any man in his 50s who has basically been a legal pimp and running brothels his entire adult life is going to have a lot of skeletons in the closet that would normally derail any political career before it started. In the age of Trump whether anyone would actually give a shit anymore is an interesting question.

    Folks in Nevada have a different view of the world.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I am going to go out on a limb that any man in his 50s who has basically been a legal pimp and running brothels his entire adult life is going to have a lot of skeletons in the closet that would normally derail any political career before it started. In the age of Trump whether anyone would actually give a shit anymore is an interesting question.

    Folks in Nevada have a different view of the world.
    I Agree if ppl r paying to Fuck those 2 Pasty Sluts.

    Give me my Big Chick any day over that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post

    plus you don't have to worry about getting rolled, drugged, or busted by the cops like you might in vegas...

    but wondered why some of the hot ones don't give the legal route a shot...they can charge a huge premium and they'd be hot commodities so to speak...
    From what I understand going to work for Hof isn't exactly a walkin and you're hired situation.. The place does such decent business there is a bit of a waiting list for openings and previous employees get right of first refusal (as some girls do come and go from time to time and then return again..)
    Sorry to neg ya Willy but apparently you've slept through the seizure of backpage and then TER, BigDoggie blocking US Access and Personals poofing off Craigslist.. Fuking Feds just made the paid to get laid business much harder to get leads/customers
    i was talking more in general through the years, not sure how much more difficult it has gotten to get a safe, hot piece in vegas nowadays

    even going back to the hbo shows, for the most part the girls at the bunny ranch were trash
    Hi Lew!!!

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