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    Exxxotica Expo - Chicago (this weekend) TRIP REPORT

    Exxxotica was a three day event near Ohare airport and was very interesting. $30 tix online, or 45 at the door, however, VIP for 100 is apparently the way to go. I will get to that later.

    Its the adult toy/video/porn expo, and there were around 100 booths at the show. There was a stage area, where male strippers were performing when we got there. I brought a female friend, so she was definitely into that stripper guy, who was grinding on 5 random skanks in the crowd who came up on stage. There were plenty of booths selling lingerie, sex toys, videos, shirts/clothing, vaporizers (not sure of the connection, but whatever), nudist getaways, bondage items (bought some...50 shades of DRK), and areas for porn stars to pose with people and sign photos and sell videos. I saw Tori Black, Raylene, Allison Moore (big fan now...), that chick who is going to blow all of her twitter followers since Miami Heat won (bad with names) and Taylor Wayne. Gianna Michaels was there, and I asked her for a photo since I have a friend who is a big fan of hers. She then walks over to my friend and whispers something to her. My friend then says, "Oh, No problem. He and I arent married or dating". My friend then gets out the camera, and Gianna puts her boobs on my shoulder and then grabs a handful of my junk for the photo.

    Alexis Texas was wrestling with some hot chick in some blow up pools filled with foam, pillows and rubber dildos. My friend bought herself a rabbit vibrator for cheap and we got some flavored lubes. There was a section for bondage where a woman was tied up and getting paddled and spanked. There was even a woman we thought was getting tattoo'd, until we got closer, and saw that they were putting some 8" long fish hooks through her back so they could hang her up on a rack from her shoulder blades. I got to chat it up with a few of the actresses, and met a 6'3 amazon blond with nice implants...got a pic with her too.

    Next year though, I have to do what another friend did and get VIP. There was ALL KINDS of fun stuff going on in there apparently. Besides there being strippers in there, revealing more than they could in the convention hall, there was a bar and a few overly enthused fans of public displays of affection.

    People watching was also quite enjoyable. Lots of freaks walking around in there, including one guy wearing a WW2 tank helmet, a few people (one was a man) dressed up in vinyl dresses with thigh highs and heels, some people over 400 pounds in leather and fishnets, too many creepy guys with an aversion to deodorant, some skanks wearing skimpy dresses with bad teeth and tatts, and a few normal people thrown in.

    I will return, and am looking forward to next year.

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