OK Since I Have Been Kicking So Much ASS @ Life Lately, I Can't Resist Sharing it With You Gimps

[MumblesBadly]

Then ran into this amazing honey



she was absolutely gorgeous (and she knew it)

it took a little convincing, but I did manage to close the deal.

She was more expensive than the first two girls, but WELL worth it.

a little shy at first, but wow

again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days

tyde, i'm not one to doubt your stories, but if you had to beg a hooker to fuck you, i'm beginning to question whether your celibacy was "self imposed."

Probably because this hooker’s Skeazy Creeptard radar was going off, causing her to doubt whether the money was worth the risk.

[Sanlmar]

You guys have time to get fitted for asbestos suits

Else we may all burn up on the good doctor’s reentry

Thx Druff

[thesidedish]

rum dick: Here comes the lonely illiterate drunk life loser



I got a feeling something real bad is gonna happen to ur whole family.

[DJ_Chaps]

lmao rum dick raging hard ITT. same guy that got cucked by Todd. This is beautiful.

[hongkonger]

You guys have time to get fitted for asbestos suits

Else we may all burn up on the good doctor’s reentry

Thx Druff

You mean he is hiding in shame after having yet another lie exposed/sleeping off a bender, and will return in a few weeks, at first pretending to be a normal human being, then slowly devolving back into the angry drunk loser?

[thesidedish]

why does rum dick think hes so cool anyways? isn't he just some talentless cookie cutter attorney?? there isn't many worse personalities in the world than pretentious trash like that. ppl with 120 IQ that think their shit don't stink and are really smart but when it comes down to it they cant do anything impressive and nobody gives a fk what they say. hes pretty much the epitome of ppl whose faux authority is being phased out, must be why he's so grumpy.

[Mintjewlips]

Ugh is he one of those corporate attorneys that has to grovel to his boss for job security??

[Mintjewlips]

Lol at the "progressives" laying in on Marty because of his sexual proclivity..................unreal................

[hongkonger]

Lol at the "progressives" laying in on Marty because of his sexual proclivity..................unreal................

FTR I have nothing at all against hookers, tranny or otherwise, or anyone who visits them. Not my thing, but I found his OP entertaining whether it was true or not. We need more of that Marty and less angry drunk Marty.

[rum dick]

Just so we're clear - y'all are just gonna agree with the obvious (and I mean super obvious) correlation between having major life flaws and being a Trump supporter?

I ask because I'm not seeing any disagreements with my premise. I'm just seeing a bunch of "Rum Dick sucks because of x,y and z".

Note, y'all can shit on me all you want but that dog won't hunt because I've already admitted to being a Republican.

[rum dick]

why does rum dick think hes so cool anyways? isn't he just some talentless cookie cutter attorney?? there isn't many worse personalities in the world than pretentious trash like that. ppl with 120 IQ that think their shit don't stink and are really smart but when it comes down to it they cant do anything impressive and nobody gives a fk what they say. hes pretty much the epitome of ppl whose faux authority is being phased out, must be why he's so grumpy.

I'm so putting this on my tombstone. Thank you for the chuckle. Also if that comical fact pattern gets you riled up, then Jesus Christ how do you deal with the real world?

[OSA]

Hey Tyde:

[thesidedish]

why does rum dick think hes so cool anyways? isn't he just some talentless cookie cutter attorney?? there isn't many worse personalities in the world than pretentious trash like that. ppl with 120 IQ that think their shit don't stink and are really smart but when it comes down to it they cant do anything impressive and nobody gives a fk what they say. hes pretty much the epitome of ppl whose faux authority is being phased out, must be why he's so grumpy.

I'm so putting this on my tombstone. Thank you for the chuckle. Also if that comical fact pattern gets you riled up, then Jesus Christ how do you deal with the real world?

sweet generic comment a 9 year old troll could write. true story I shit u not, this guy has supposedly been around the community the whole time and I didn't know who he was until I started arguing politics with him in "President 2016" thread. also I know theres a post in there where he tells me "I respect you"

Just so we're clear - y'all are just gonna agree with the obvious (and I mean super obvious) correlation between having major life flaws and being a Trump supporter?

I ask because I'm not seeing any disagreements with my premise. I'm just seeing a bunch of "Rum Dick sucks because of x,y and z".

Note, y'all can shit on me all you want but that dog won't hunt because I've already admitted to being a Republican.

no one cares, ur obviously on trump tilt haterade. we've seen this routine many times already when u took ur become a much worse poster hiatus. TDS on the brain bringing u down in all aspects of ur life probably. lookin like a nutbar

[donkdowndonedied]

I'm so putting this on my tombstone. Thank you for the chuckle. Also if that comical fact pattern gets you riled up, then Jesus Christ how do you deal with the real world?

sweet generic comment a 9 year old troll could write. true story I shit u not, this guy has supposedly been around the community the whole time and I didn't know who he was until I started arguing politics with him in "President 2016" thread. also I know theres a post in there where he tells me "I respect you"

Just so we're clear - y'all are just gonna agree with the obvious (and I mean super obvious) correlation between having major life flaws and being a Trump supporter?

I ask because I'm not seeing any disagreements with my premise. I'm just seeing a bunch of "Rum Dick sucks because of x,y and z".

Note, y'all can shit on me all you want but that dog won't hunt because I've already admitted to being a Republican.

no one cares, ur obviously on trump tilt haterade. we've seen this routine many times already when u took ur become a much worse poster hiatus. TDS on the brain bringing u down in all aspects of ur life probably. lookin like a nutbar

SURE BUT HE HAS A SOLID POINT IMO.

[thesidedish]

sweet generic comment a 9 year old troll could write. true story I shit u not, this guy has supposedly been around the community the whole time and I didn't know who he was until I started arguing politics with him in "President 2016" thread. also I know theres a post in there where he tells me "I respect you"

Just so we're clear - y'all are just gonna agree with the obvious (and I mean super obvious) correlation between having major life flaws and being a Trump supporter?

I ask because I'm not seeing any disagreements with my premise. I'm just seeing a bunch of "Rum Dick sucks because of x,y and z".

Note, y'all can shit on me all you want but that dog won't hunt because I've already admitted to being a Republican.

no one cares, ur obviously on trump tilt haterade. we've seen this routine many times already when u took ur become a much worse poster hiatus. TDS on the brain bringing u down in all aspects of ur life probably. lookin like a nutbar

SURE BUT HE HAS A SOLID POINT IMO.

LOL WHAT DO U THINK THIS HATER WOULD BE SAYING ABOUT U MORON

[SetofKs]

sweet generic comment a 9 year old troll could write. true story I shit u not, this guy has supposedly been around the community the whole time and I didn't know who he was until I started arguing politics with him in "President 2016" thread. also I know theres a post in there where he tells me "I respect you"




no one cares, ur obviously on trump tilt haterade. we've seen this routine many times already when u took ur become a much worse poster hiatus. TDS on the brain bringing u down in all aspects of ur life probably. lookin like a nutbar

SURE BUT HE HAS A SOLID POINT IMO.

LOL WHAT DO U THINK THIS HATER WOULD BE SAYING ABOUT U MORON

Personally, i'm just happy hoser and sol tagged up again

[blake]

[rum dick]

I'm so putting this on my tombstone. Thank you for the chuckle. Also if that comical fact pattern gets you riled up, then Jesus Christ how do you deal with the real world?

sweet generic comment a 9 year old troll could write. true story I shit u not, this guy has supposedly been around the community the whole time and I didn't know who he was until I started arguing politics with him in "President 2016" thread. also I know theres a post in there where he tells me "I respect you"

Just so we're clear - y'all are just gonna agree with the obvious (and I mean super obvious) correlation between having major life flaws and being a Trump supporter?

I ask because I'm not seeing any disagreements with my premise. I'm just seeing a bunch of "Rum Dick sucks because of x,y and z".

Note, y'all can shit on me all you want but that dog won't hunt because I've already admitted to being a Republican.

no one cares, ur obviously on trump tilt haterade. we've seen this routine many times already when u took ur become a much worse poster hiatus. TDS on the brain bringing u down in all aspects of ur life probably. lookin like a nutbar

I literally do not understand what you wrote there. Seriously you sound like a 13 year old girl with ADD. Type up a reply that reads like it's from an adult and I'll reply to the substance of your post.

[duped_samaritan]

sweet generic comment a 9 year old troll could write. true story I shit u not, this guy has supposedly been around the community the whole time and I didn't know who he was until I started arguing politics with him in "President 2016" thread. also I know theres a post in there where he tells me "I respect you"




no one cares, ur obviously on trump tilt haterade. we've seen this routine many times already when u took ur become a much worse poster hiatus. TDS on the brain bringing u down in all aspects of ur life probably. lookin like a nutbar

SURE BUT HE HAS A SOLID POINT IMO.

LOL WHAT DO U THINK THIS HATER WOULD BE SAYING ABOUT U MORON

Yeah but rumdick does have a solid point.

[Bootsy Collins]