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    OK Since I Have Been Kicking So Much ASS @ Life Lately, I Can't Resist Sharing it With You Gimps

    It's time to put all the speculation to rest, and lay down some reality thunder

    I'm sorry to inform you, but yes...

    I am once again owning heads, making bank, traveling the world, and pretty much kicking serious ass at life

    everything I touch turns to gold lately

    fucking hot bitches, winning big at live poker, and seeing more and more exotic places...adding to my ever expanding collection of passport stamps

    Since I banked close to 40K since the beginning of the year, I thought it was time to take a much needed vacation, and decided to fly to Singapore, and then to Thailand.

    I booked an economy flight itinerary, but was able to upgrade to business class with all the frequent flier miles I had on United shipping over the last 2 years

    The best thing about flying first/business class on international flights isn't just the free booze, but that you get to board before all the economy class losers, and smirk at them sipping champagne as they file past you to their cramped fucked up seats in the back of the plane.. and obv we get to eat better food than the low rent serfs.

    I won't pretend that flying from San Francisco to Singapore direct (16 hours) isn't a total nightmare even in business class...but I did manage to smuggle an electronic cigarette...which I sucked on when the urge hit.

    It made the journey a little more tolerable being a smoker

    lets get on with it

    I touched down in Singapore, and headed straight for Marina Bay..where I had a reservation on the 20th floor overlooking the harbour

    the room wasn't as big as I thought it would be....but definitely top shelf, and I just wanted to decompress from such a long flight basking in luxury.

    Since I have been making so much money working, I had no problem dropping almost $600.00 for a 2 night stay in arguably the finest hotel/casino in Singapore

    Welcome to Marina Bay

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    So after 2 days of much needed rest, it was time to get back on a plane headed for Thailand

    I had to fly to Bangkok first, then after a short layover, caught a connector to...

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    holy fuck

    place is like Disneyland for grown ups

    As most of you know, I am pretty much the most well traveled person of all time, but this place blew me the fuck away

    Here is a video I took my first night in Pattaya on 'Walking Street' (Red Light District)



    Now as I mentioned on radio a few months ago, I have been voluntarily celibate for several years now (for my own reasons), but that all changed on Pattaya Beach

    after consuming an excessive amount of under-priced adult beverages, I crossed paths with this girl

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    after not a lot of convincing, I decided it was time to break my streak, and pounded the living shit out of her

    cost you ask ?

    2000 baht (about 65 bucks)

    honestly it did feel good to bust a nut all over her sweet ass...but I wasn't impressed with her lack of attention. I felt like just another dumb ass American 'John'...and left our steamy hotel room feeling a little underwhelmed and dissatisfied.

    So I muddled back onto the mean streets of Pattaya with a little spring in my step, and wandered into 'The Glass House'



    Now thats what I'm talking about

    this little buxom honey snuggled up to me in the seat I was filming that video in and started grabbing my dick

    surprisingly, I sprung back to attention, and decided to go for round 2 not even an hour later after slamming the relaxation therapist posted above

    my next victim was this little hottie

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    MUCH better

    We went at it like rabbits for about 2 hours and she was extremely attentive and much more accommodating.

    I'll spare you the gory details, but I did manage to save a souvenir (which currently hangs on my wall)

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    that was the end of my first night in Pattaya, and went back to my hotel physically drained...slept like a baby and woke up about 2 PM the next day...went to the beach and got some sun, and then back to my hotel. Took a nice shower, got changed, and had an amazing dinner.

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    Decided to head back out on 'Walking Street' and did some shopping.

    Some pretty amazing deals. I dropped like $300.00 on various trinkets, shirts, shorts, and a nice fake Rolex.

    Then ran into this amazing honey

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    she was absolutely gorgeous (and she knew it)

    it took a little convincing, but I did manage to close the deal.

    She was more expensive than the first two girls, but WELL worth it.

    a little shy at first, but wow

    again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days

    mission accomplished

    time to leave Pattaya and head for Phuket

    It was a relatively short flight, and honestly I hated to leave Pattaya Beach because it was pretty fucking awesome, but Phuket did not disappoint.

    The red light district was much more 'intimate', but right on the beach, and the people were much more friendly.

    I ran into a lot of Aussies and Germans, and lots of random Euros.

    The overall feel was a lot more festive, as opposed to the frantic and explosive vibe of Pattaya Beach

    All in all it was an amazing vacation

    I am back at work now headed to Turkey, Spain and Italy...then on to Cape Town, Madagascar, and God knows where else after that

    This has been a hell of a year

    In the last 12 months I've been to Greece, Amsterdam, Germany, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Turkey, Gibraltar, Egypt,...through the Panama Canal twice, Suez Canal once...and managed to bank close to 40K in the process

    I feel pretty blessed to get paid to do the job I do, and travel the world in the process

    its hard work, and I do miss my baby boy Tommy a lot...but the payoff is huge, and I'm setting myself up for a pretty comfortable retirement in the process.

    I'm 54 in October, and gearing up for a decent pension on schedule to bank close to a million dollars in the next 10-12 years

    Oh I forgot to mention that I did play some 5/10 NL at Marina Bay in Singapore, and ran my 2K buy in into almost 15K before flying to Thailand

    life is fucking good

    getting off my current ship in late August, and plan on buying a condo in Phuket

    I already own a small house on the beach in Ensenada which I bought last year, but will probably sell it because compared to Thailand, Mexico fucking sucks, and I'm sick of dealing with renting it out when I'm shipping.

    On that note...

    #MAGA

    PICS COMING BELOW OF THE HOT CHICKS I BANGED

     
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      Jayjami: If this is all true, nice post.
      
      Mintjewlips: It was just a matter of time, you're running hot!
      
      Daly: And still champion.....
      
      Lord of the Fraud: superb... 5*
      
      big dick: Might be your best work yet
      
      Charham: Two thumbs up. Girl photos didn’t post though
      
      FPS_Russia: Pattaya Thai. haha how old were these hookers, i don't even wanna know.
      
      PuppyMonkeyBaby: Were you able to confirm these were legit chicks and not chicks with dicks?? Thailand is full of tranny hookers who look like the real thing till you find twig and berries when going down south.
      
      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: quit smoking and vape full time
      
      hongkonger: Now THIS is the Tyde we used to know and love! Great TR, keep them coming.
      
      gimmick:
      
      Suicide King: Fuck you
      
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      Sloppy Joe: A textbook 101 in self-ownage
      
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      rum dick: bragging about sex tourism what a faggot smfh
      
      Indyrick: well played Tyde
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    If you happen to be in Singapore during the summit, A photo with Denis Rodman at the summit in Singapore would propel you into the pantheon of God of God's! MAKE IT SO

    With a maga hat on ofcourse

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    some more random vids I saved but didn't include in the OP

    I did get my tattoo retouched, and had a really amazing time meeting some excellent people

    truth be told, I prefer latina women over Asian or Indonesian etc

    but Thailand was so much fun, I'm pretty much ready to bag on Mexico once and for all

    shouldn't be too difficult to sell my house. I already have it on the market gearing up to make a play at a condo in Phuket

    here are a few more vids I saved

    this guy is the world famous Turkish Ice Cream Guy in Pattaya...

    dude is hilarious




    launch boat coming back from a fishing trip off the coast of Phuket




    short vid on the streets of Patong (about 30 mins from Phuket)


     
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    In before muck fickon red reps the thread.

     
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    this might just be totally me but none of the pics are showing up?

    in any case, obvo get the retirement visa in thailand so you can start a bank account there, so forth. also and again super obvo a good lawyer should be your first investment, because a) they save you hundreds of hours of standing around in lines and b) sooner or later someones going to brush up against you at a party and when you turn around to be like 'what was that about' there are going to be two cops ready to miraculously find the packet of ya ba they slipped in your pocket.

    a proper lawyer will be the difference between 500 baht in 'tea money' and a scary story to tell vs your entire life savings if you even manage to stay out of thai prison.

    just saying, shit gets real at those full moon parties.

     
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      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: the fuck is ya ba
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    Gotta hand it to tyde here great thread.

    Pictures of your little honey not showing up would make a good thread much better of course if we could somehow get her pics

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    Pics didn’t post. Vids did 4 me.

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    Here are the pics I promised


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      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: they're all dudes that's what the liquor is for
      
      Daly: If they are men, well fuck it they look good enough to me
      
      Charham: The first one is a christian with that cross, god bless her
      
      rum dick: First pic obvious man hands congrats on popping your homosexual cherry i guess....3rd girl clearly and literally wanted nothing to do with you but great job taking advantage of poverty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

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    The size of the hands on that ladyboy I wonder was this one of the sluts you fucked tyde ?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

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    fuck yeah bro, id fuck them guys too. what happens in thailand stays in thailand.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
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    The size of the hands on that ladyboy I wonder was this one of the sluts you fucked tyde ?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Only Jewdonk could own himself like this lol...

    Hope you're giving them a good check under the hood so to speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    after not a lot of convincing, I decided it was time to break my streak, and pounded the living shit out of her

    cost you ask ?

    2000 baht (about 65 bucks)

    honestly it did feel good to bust a nut all over her sweet ass...

    you barebacked a thai hooker?

    i'd like to shift all my money in the deadpool from setofks to tyde ASAP

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days


    #MAGA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avon Barksdale View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days


    #MAGA

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    FYP

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    FOR GOD'S SAKE MORTY, YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH THE HIV WITH ALL THIS UNPROTECTED GAY SEX YOU'RE HAVING

     
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      rum dick: HIV is fine let's just hope he doesn't impregnate any of those poor hookers bad enough he's already corrupted the Brazilian gene pool with his shitty fragmented w dna Thailand already has enough problems without having to deal with an autism breakout
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    after not a lot of convincing, I decided it was time to break my streak, and pounded the living shit out of her

    cost you ask ?

    2000 baht (about 65 bucks)

    honestly it did feel good to bust a nut all over her sweet ass...

    you barebacked a thai hooker?

    i'd like to shift all my money in the deadpool from setofks to tyde ASAP

    Rash decision

    I licked a black hooker's arse in Germany way back in 06 and I'm still alive.

     
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    Really tho it takes a ladyboy with hands that big to get a proper grip of the Sicilian lumber

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    HANDS SO BIG

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