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    Joe Sebok off the market

    He just got married.

    His wife is actually fairly hot. Wonder how much she knows about the entire UB debacle and his fall from grace in poker.




    Here is a video from their wedding, where you can briefly see Joe in the background near the end.


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    BTW, in May 2006, all I had to do was fade a 3-outer all-in to send Joe Sebok out of the poker world before anyone even knew him.

    A then-unknown Sebok was trying his hand at poker because his stepdad Barry Greenstein was so successful at it, but was failing miserably. He decided that his final shot would be the $2500 NL event at the Heavenly Holdem series at Commerce. If he didn't cash big in that one, he was going to quit.

    Shortly before the money, Sebok picked up KQ in the SB, and it was folded to him. He shoved his relatively short stack into the the BB, a young man known as Dan Druff.

    I turned over AK, and Sebok stood up, frustratedly said "Nice hand", and was getting ready to dejectedly walk out. Flop was irrelevant, but he hit the Q on the turn, and the river was a blank. He doubled, and then went on an amazing run, and won the tournament. I finished 13th, and I told people that "some short guy" bad beat me all-in and ended up winning it.

    http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/event.php?a=r&n=17594

    About a year later in an interview, he cited that tournament as the reason he stayed in poker, and that he had decided beforehand to quit if he didn't do well in that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    He just got married.

    His wife is actually fairly hot. Wonder how much she knows about the entire UB debacle and his fall from grace in poker.




    Here is a video from their wedding, where you can briefly see Joe in the background near the end.


    I see Heeb in the far back behind the one tree with a Hefty garbage bag stealing hella grapes getting ready to crash the wedding that obv was taking place at a grape vineyard were Joe works. Times must be tough. But fck it it's free wine. Karma.
    Last edited by badguy23; 06-04-2018 at 05:30 PM.

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    Lol Druff you were not young in 2006.

    But nice anecdote nonetheless

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    I have that skinny weiner saved somewhere. It would be pokey rather than pleasurable. Funny a bunch of dudes know his cock better than she does.

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    I seen this a few hours back when berry tweeted it, My first thought was joe did well for himself, My 2nd thought after watching video was it will take more then a firm 5 to please this girl

     
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    she looks much better in the fuck me boots picture

     
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    I always wonder about women that have sentences tattooed to their body like this one, especially when they are exposed to be read. Usually(not every time), but usually that means the woman has had many sexual partners in the past. This is likely an open relationship which is fine if you are into that.

    Congrats to Barry Greenstein's stepson on the marriage!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    I always wonder about women that have sentences tattooed to their body like this one, especially when they are exposed to be read. Usually(not every time), but usually that means the woman has had many sexual partners in the past. This is likely an open relationship which is fine if you are into that.

    Congrats to Barry Greenstein's stepson on the marriage!
    Never met a woman with a tattoo that wasn't a whore. Congrats Joe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    I always wonder about women that have sentences tattooed to their body like this one, especially when they are exposed to be read. Usually(not every time), but usually that means the woman has had many sexual partners in the past. This is likely an open relationship which is fine if you are into that.

    Congrats to Barry Greenstein's stepson on the marriage!
    LOL

    Oh my good Plumber friend u have no clue.

    Any chick that dances like that coming up the dirt aisle while her Fat friend has the phone out and is dancing more then she is??

    The last thing Good Old Joey should be worried about is that fake ass Eminem tat!!!

    Trust me.

    TK
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    This fucker is 41 and getting hitched for the first time?

    Something's fishy
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    This fucker is 41 and getting hitched for the first time?

    Something's fishy
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    If that's your x gf then u answered your last thread.

    Plz pm me how to fck over your x?

    Here is the basics though.

    U must have a flip phone or a camcorder for it to work which can take pics and grainy video.

    U may also need a VCR!! especially if u guys want to make fun of her as u drink Labatts in Canada.. Druff knows a guy who can get that shit to DVd for a small fee and its actually quicker then the Freeroll payouts only 9 months.

    Then u can throw in a dvd and fck this bitches world up on a rca 32 inch

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    she looks much better in the fuck me boots picture
    She is kind of like Tiffany Michelle in that there's tons of variance in the way she looks. Wasn't too impressed with how she looked at the wedding, but as you said, she looked better in the boots picture, and I saw some other (recent) pics of her on Facebook which look even better.

    So I guess it's hard to tell. Maybe she just can photograph well and was putting up those pics. Either way, she isn't bad looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    she looks much better in the fuck me boots picture
    She is kind of like Tiffany Michelle in that there's tons of variance in the way she looks. Wasn't too impressed with how she looked at the wedding, but as you said, she looked better in the boots picture, and I saw some other (recent) pics of her on Facebook which look even better.

    So I guess it's hard to tell. Maybe she just can photograph well and was putting up those pics. Either way, she isn't bad looking.

    I don't know man I just threw a beard on her, nothing else touched. Fucking scary.
    Tiffany Michelle? No one wants to be in that category

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    she looks much better in the fuck me boots picture
    She is kind of like Tiffany Michelle in that there's tons of variance in the way she looks. Wasn't too impressed with how she looked at the wedding, but as you said, she looked better in the boots picture, and I saw some other (recent) pics of her on Facebook which look even better.

    So I guess it's hard to tell. Maybe she just can photograph well and was putting up those pics. Either way, she isn't bad looking.
    Yo Ive fucked ever type of girl.

    I prefer the big ones as u now all now no.

    That fcking chick wouldnt of made my top 10 when I was getting ? by homicide detectives.

    Shes as fake as the day is long

    U guys keep reading cards Ill read the bitches..

    Over/ Under 2.5 yrs Over +150/Under -180 on the marriage lasting

    Escrow with Beensmoking cuz I think Druff will be dead by then.
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    She looks pretty similar to the UB Affiliate Rep he was dating during the penisgate scandal.

    Not sure if she is the same girl or if he just has a type.

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    I'm really not feeling all of this firm 5 hate, to be honest.

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