This is funny. Happened where I live. I was not there at the time.
This is funny. Happened where I live. I was not there at the time.
that is one crazy fucking bitch
without looking at this thread at all i'm going to go out on a limb and guess that she was black
looks white and hot. i bet she'd be fun in bed
hot? Looks like skinny white trash to me
you on the meth?
Hortons. Here's a poo.
That is fucking disgusting. Definitely meth related. I hope this does not turn into a trend. Like on those prison shows on TV where inmates "gas" officers walking by with shit and urine bombs.
likely coke related. meth makes it so you can't shit. coke makes you shit like a goose.Originally Posted by Draymond
What a vile twat that thing is.
Never seen anything like it really.... yet there's something weirdly magical about what she did.
If it was a bucket list type of thing then I can't wait to see what's next.
It is hard to shit on command, unless she had one in the chamber ready to go.
Ready to go
I needed the backstory. Sounds like she was a known whack job, and yes, she had one in the chamber.
From article
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usa.../amp/618333002
“According to a statement from Tim Hortons, the incident took place after an employee denied the woman restroom access based on her "past behavior," and "out of concern for the immediate safety" of those in the restroom, CBC reported. Tim Hortons has a "restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of our guests."
Hope she washed her hands before she ate her meal.
Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.
Dam : That Turd popped out quick and was hard enough to toss. Then a fast wipe and throw x 2 . Serves the Hortons for not allowing her to drop a deuce in the restroom. Interesting degen story.
I was visiting Aruba way back in the early 90's . I had made a decent size Basketball wager and was on the wrong side by 1 point with 4 seconds left in the game . I had Georgetown and for some reason they fouled the guy . All I needed was 2 free throws and I win or one to push it to OT . It goes Brick , Brick , I stand up and toss a full mixed drink over the sportsbook counter into the television . Quickly I was lifted up off my feet by two goons . My feet never touched the floor as I was put through the casino doors .
My revenge . I stumbled out to the lobby of the hotel and proceeded to piss all over the carpet while the front desk ladies where screaming at me. I jetted out of there and that was that .
You ever seen the show "Locked Up Abroad"? This was not a good move on your point. You got very lucky. If you were in Mexico, you might have been serving 10 months.
You ever seen the show "Locked Up Abroad"? This was not a good move on your point. You got very lucky. If you were in Mexico, you might have been serving 10 months.
I was 22 years old . Drunk and in the military . Last thing on my mind was jail. Possibly jail would have been no worse then the military . I was a punk from the east coast . Obviously I didn't care . Now in my mid years I would never consider such crazy stuff. Although I did get in a fist fight on the Vegas Strip in 2013 at the age of 43 . Oh well good times . LOL!
I was 22 years old . Drunk and in the military . Last thing on my mind was jail. Possibly jail would have been no worse then the military . I was a punk from the east coast . Obviously I didn't care . Now in my mid years I would never consider such crazy stuff. Although I did get in a fist fight on the Vegas Strip in 2013 at the age of 43 . Oh well good times . LOL!
Details of the fight on th strip?
Details of the fight on th strip?
Started inside casino . Young guy in his early twenties mouthing off . I was followed outside by young guy mouthing off and I decided only way to shut him up was to swing on him. That was the only good punch I got . Fight lasted about 4 minutes neither person getting an edge . No cops since it was very early morning . Somewhere around 4 am . His friend got him out of there and I walked away .
I also got into it one night at Belaggio poker room. Playing NL Holdem and witnessed two friends 3 and 4 betting pots then checking after it was HU . All the way to river. I got super pissed and got the floor involved I was irate . Security came in and told me to get out. While all this was happening the two colluders racked up and left.
Haha, good story. If I had been that 'kid' though if you had cheap shotted me like that you'd been laid out on the pavement to the point bums would have been rummaging your pockets. Here again, like Aruba you got lucky.
Started inside casino . Young guy in his early twenties mouthing off . I was followed outside by young guy mouthing off and I decided only way to shut him up was to swing on him. That was the only good punch I got . Fight lasted about 4 minutes neither person getting an edge . No cops since it was very early morning . Somewhere around 4 am . His friend got him out of there and I walked away .
I also got into it one night at Belaggio poker room. Playing NL Holdem and witnessed two friends 3 and 4 betting pots then checking after it was HU . All the way to river. I got super pissed and got the floor involved I was irate . Security came in and told me to get out. While all this was happening the two colluders racked up and left.
Haha, good story. If I had been that 'kid' though if you had cheap shotted me like that you'd been laid out on the pavement to the point bums would have been rummaging your pockets. Here again, like Aruba you got lucky.
Possibly: I have been put to sleep before but in this particular instance the guy was to slow. He was a muscle head . Usually when I get knocked out it's by a smaller faster guy . I am not a big guy 5 ft 10 - 175lbs on a good day. I can take a punch but I'm to old for that shit now 48 isn't 28 .
Last story. My girl and myself had just been dating for about 3 weeks ( This was last year) so I was 47 . We walk into a very crowded club and make are way to the bar. The open spot at the bar had one of those foam food containers sitting there that someone had left . So I picked it up and placed it on top of the glasses behind the bar. Snotty bartender instantly comes over and knocks container off glasses on to the floor and says " What am I a fucking garbage man" Needless to say I had half a bottle of scotch in me at the time and didn't respond well to her behavior with the foam container . So I did what any red blooded American would do I looked her straight in the eye and said you are a massive fucking cunt. Then told her it wasn't my container to begin with.
Verbal argument ensued and here comes the 20yr old security guards . LMAO! so now I'm arguing with the bartender and have one guy in front of me and one behind me . They are politely at this point asking me to leave . Stupid gum flapping broad behind bar will not stop so I continue berating her . Meanwhile my Girl is just standing to the side and she already knows what's coming. Last chance one of the guards says to me. I crack a sinister smile and say "What the fuck are you going to do "
They showed me . Guy from behind gets me in a choke hold I fight back until its to tight and my throat is being crushed. They get me on floor and cuff me hands behind my back. Then pick me up choke hold still applied by my neck and feet . Carry me outside and dump me on sidewalk in front of the line waiting to get in. I manage to sit up on curb awaiting local police . They show up run my ID . Uncuff me and send me home .
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