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    Fuck You Dan Druff - You Old Fuck

    Hello

    Like it or hate it I just started a funny thread - imo - about Chris Ferguson eating shit. Druff snap deleted it. WTF?

    I thought this was an open forum if you do not attack peoples families? I try to be funny, even if i do not succeed. What an asshole.

    Fuck you Druff. What an AssClown you have become in your OLD AGE!!!

    Dick

    Signing Out

    LPT

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    To be fair to Todge you are fucking awful

     
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    Where to begin with this?

    First off, you have a bad habit recently with making pointless threads which duplicate existing ongoing discussions.

    You started a stupid Garrett Adelstein poll, and then for some reason felt like you had to make ANOTHER thread about him, claiming to be a "fanboy" of his. This is despite the fact that your first thread got relatively few replies, and most were simply trolling you. So I deleted that new thread.

    Then you started a stupid poll asking "How much would you pay to see Chris Ferguson eat shit at the WSOP?", which was unfunny and juvenile. Again, we already had a Ferguson discussion which was started just hours before your thread.

    But I'll let the people see the content of your first post to better understand:

    Quote Originally Posted by LastPaperTowel
    Chris "Jesus" Ferguson Eats Shit - POLL - WSOP 2018 - IDEA - Poker
    Hello

    Chris Jesus Ferguson Sux.

    I am wondering. If you knew that the money would go to a notable, honest charity. How much money would you donate to watch Chris Ferguson Eat Shit during the WSOP. OBV Norman Chad will commentate the All-Night Single Handed Deep Stack Shit Eating Final Table.

    Only Player = Chris Ferguson

    One Bucket Dealer. This person dumps a bucket of Freshly Collected Feces from the always sanitary RIO bathrooms of course, on the table for Chris until he has to puke.

    This repeats until he has 0.0 Puke left inside him.

    Kind of like Joey Chestnut mixed with a dirty Shit Eating Poker Fucker. It could be an all nighter.

    Port-O-Let wants to sponsor if WSOP agrees to Toilet Cams OBV. Which is a must since we can't afford to miss a single hurl, even if Chris Ferguson needs to take a Legit Shit during the Shit Eating Final Table.

    The Turd Bowl is Born. Chris Jesus Ferguson is our inaugural First Participant/champion. Eat Shit Chris.

    Full Tilt Promo Code : FuckFullTilt

    Next year invitee is the Honorable Russ Hamilton. We may all have to pitch some shit in for Russ. Literally.

    So How Much Money Would You Pay To Watch Chris Ferguson Eat Shit at the WSOP.

    Please Vote. If you read this and do not vote, please donate $5 to a Humane Society near you.

    Peace

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    So, yes, I deleted two threads of yours this week because they sucked, duplicate existing topics, and just clutter the board.

    It's not just you. I've deleted junk threads created by others recently, as well.

    Finally, I am very aware of who you are. I know this is a dupe account, and I was going to let you run with it, but not if you're going to shitpost threads and then attack me for deleting them. I'm also perplexed by the "old fuck" comment, because you couldn't be too far from my age.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    So, yes, I deleted two threads of yours this week because they sucked, duplicate existing topics, and just clutter the board.

    It's not just you. I've deleted junk threads created by others recently, as well.

    Finally, I am very aware of who you are. I know this is a dupe account, and I was going to let you run with it, but not if you're going to shitpost threads and then attack me for deleting them. I'm also perplexed by the "old fuck" comment, because you couldn't be too far from my age.

    Out the guy, druff!!!

    It's no spygate or anything but your worse then Paul Ryan covering for Obama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    So, yes, I deleted two threads of yours this week because they sucked, duplicate existing topics, and just clutter the board.

    It's not just you. I've deleted junk threads created by others recently, as well.

    Finally, I am very aware of who you are. I know this is a dupe account, and I was going to let you run with it, but not if you're going to shitpost threads and then attack me for deleting them. I'm also perplexed by the "old fuck" comment, because you couldn't be too far from my age.
    The Last Paper Towel is a dupe account? Shocking.

     
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    It's too bad. We barely grew to hate him

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    This Guy is LPT dupe? My guess anyway. Serious unhingeyness going on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    This Guy is LPT dupe? My guess anyway. Serious unhingeyness going on...

    Yo

    Morons

    This was a funny account by Rawwolf to try to Give $$$ to PFA this year. I just started it. I was Rawwolf.

    I wanted to donate to PFA cause China and Belly Buster have helped my life.

    I like to try to be funny. I am not always funny.

    Who fucking cares? It is the PFA Forum?

    Druff is a bad Judge.

    At least I get to keep my Crypto.

    Asshole Judge = Druff in his elder years.


    PEACE

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      IamGreek: I think you are funny. Keep posting please

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    Well we know it’s somebody who cares enough about poker to know who the fuck Garrett Adelstein is, so let’s start there.
    #ToddsPlan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    This Guy is LPT dupe? My guess anyway. Serious unhingeyness going on...
    Just assume everyone posting here is a Sonatine dupe and you will be correct about 80% of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LastPaperTowel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    This Guy is LPT dupe? My guess anyway. Serious unhingeyness going on...

    Yo

    Morons

    This was a funny account by Rawwolf to try to Give $$$ to PFA this year. I just started it. I was Rawwolf.

    I wanted to donate to PFA cause China and Belly Buster have helped my life.

    I like to try to be funny. I am not always funny.

    Who fucking cares? It is the PFA Forum?

    Druff is a bad Judge.

    At least I get to keep my Crypto.

    Asshole Judge = Druff in his elder years.


    PEACE

    LPT
    Why hasn't cancer reduced you to ash yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LastPaperTowel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    This Guy is LPT dupe? My guess anyway. Serious unhingeyness going on...

    Yo

    Morons

    This was a funny account by Rawwolf to try to Give $$$ to PFA this year. I just started it. I was Rawwolf.

    I wanted to donate to PFA cause China and Belly Buster have helped my life.

    I like to try to be funny. I am not always funny.

    Who fucking cares? It is the PFA Forum?

    Druff is a bad Judge.

    At least I get to keep my Crypto.

    Asshole Judge = Druff in his elder years.


    PEACE

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    I got some Chew and a Box Fan if u and Slim P need it. Shits heating up in the dirty south.

    Plz send any money u were going to give these ungrateful bastards here

    15mQQyEG67MREoJXMhTwnhMWWeKmfcQZLG

     
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    Tell the story about Rawwolf at the world series with Brandon again, please. Or was that someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerpiper View Post
    Tell the story about Rawwolf at the world series with Brandon again, please. Or was that someone else.
    It was rawwolf. I can't remember the details either though, just that he really pissed off Drexle after meeting up in Vegas. Someone tell the story plz.

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    LPT has come up with some funny stuff too.

    Let the LPT roll.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tigerpiper View Post
    Tell the story about Rawwolf at the world series with Brandon again, please. Or was that someone else.
    It was rawwolf. I can't remember the details either though, just that he really pissed off Drexle after meeting up in Vegas. Someone tell the story plz.
    Something about moldy cheese, chocolate milk and a blood stained t shirt.
    #ToddsPlan

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    He had Drexel running around to Gas stations and Walmarts to get Chew, Chocolate Milk, Box Fans Velvetta Cheese and Wonder Bread.

    He said he had cancer and obv played the role to the end and put fake blood on a t shirt when he met drexel and looked like what u think I would look like if u met me.. With a blood stained t-shirt patch over his eye and balls.

    Then he got pissed when Drexel actually got him good cheese.

    There is def a radio show explaining it all and Belly should spark it up.

    Drexel was doing something nice and Raw wanted Gov Cheese.

    Drexel almost left the forums for a 5th time at that point. Which i dont blame him and said he wont meet up with ppl anymore.

    Thank god he didnt..

     
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