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    the Catholic Church - LOL

    All of Chile's 34 bishops RESIGN over a sex abuse and cover-up scandal after crisis meeting with the Pope
    Pope Francis has accused Chile's bishops of destroying evidence of sex crimes
    Francis said the entire Chilean church hierarchy was collectively responsible
    In a leaked 2,300-page report, the pope blasted the entire Chilean church hierarchy for their 'grave defects' in handling abuse cases
    All 34 Chilean bishops have now offered to resign following the crisis meeting
    By Reuters and Ap
    Published: 06:58 EDT, 18 May 2018 | Updated: 07:46 EDT, 18 May 2018



    Pope Francis on Thursday ended his emergency summit with Chile's bishops by thanking them for their 'full willingness' to do whatever it takes to recover from a sex abuse and cover-up scandal that has discredited the church


    The bishops (pictured with the Pope at the Vatican) also apologised to Chile, the victims of abuse and the pope for the scandal as they released an extraordinary joint statement
    The bishops announced at the end of an emergency summit with Pope Francis that all 31 active bishops and three retired ones in Rome had signed a document offering to resign and putting their fate in the hands of the pope.
    Francis can accept the resignations one by one, reject them or delay a decision.
    It marked the first known time in history that an entire national bishops conference had offered to resign en masse over scandal, and laid bare the devastation that the abuse crisis has caused the Catholic Church in Chile and beyond.

    www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5744503/Chilean-bishops-offer-resignation-Pope-abuse-scandal-statement.html
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    How about some jail time instead... fucking creeps
    We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gallo View Post
    How about some jail time instead... fucking creeps

    Lots of jail time with the customary raping.

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    catholic church needs to let married men become priests

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    catholic church needs to let married men become priests

    but then they would also have to deal with homosexuality.

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    the fags would be driven out by the married men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    All of Chile's 34 bishops RESIGN over a sex abuse and cover-up scandal after crisis meeting with the Pope
    Pope Francis has accused Chile's bishops of destroying evidence of sex crimes
    Francis said the entire Chilean church hierarchy was collectively responsible
    In a leaked 2,300-page report, the pope blasted the entire Chilean church hierarchy for their 'grave defects' in handling abuse cases
    All 34 Chilean bishops have now offered to resign following the crisis meeting
    By Reuters and Ap
    Published: 06:58 EDT, 18 May 2018 | Updated: 07:46 EDT, 18 May 2018



    Pope Francis on Thursday ended his emergency summit with Chile's bishops by thanking them for their 'full willingness' to do whatever it takes to recover from a sex abuse and cover-up scandal that has discredited the church


    The bishops (pictured with the Pope at the Vatican) also apologised to Chile, the victims of abuse and the pope for the scandal as they released an extraordinary joint statement
    The bishops announced at the end of an emergency summit with Pope Francis that all 31 active bishops and three retired ones in Rome had signed a document offering to resign and putting their fate in the hands of the pope.
    Francis can accept the resignations one by one, reject them or delay a decision.
    It marked the first known time in history that an entire national bishops conference had offered to resign en masse over scandal, and laid bare the devastation that the abuse crisis has caused the Catholic Church in Chile and beyond.

    www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5744503/Chilean-bishops-offer-resignation-Pope-abuse-scandal-statement.html
    Hello

    Fuck the Catholic Church. These fat fucks have ruined kids since the beginning of kids. How long can we let these dirty organizations fuck children?

    Towelism > Christianity

    Christianity/Islam is destroying the world. Fuck these Coward Kiddie Fuckers. I hope the whole world quits giving all religions money, and buys a lot of Paper Towels instead. Changing the world is messy, and we are going to need a lot of Paper Towels.

    At least this Pope called them out.

    I would be embarrassed to be a Pope.

    I hope that everyone in life gets a second chance to be a good person, except Kid Fuckers. They need to die by ants. Native American Style. You fucked a kid back in the Old Land in the 1700's or earlier to about 12K ago. They fed your sorry Kid Fucking Ass to ants. Staked you to huge Ant Civilizations, and through a party as they watched the millions of tiny monsters eat the flesh off the pitiful Kid Fucker.

    Catholics. You want to end Kid Fucking by Priests? Demand that the Pope stake some Pee Touching Priests to Ant Piles, live during a Sunday Mass. Bitch Ass Priests might think twice about a half mauled ant filled cock before the next kid gets it. Just a thought. May not be practical.

    Catholics are pussies.

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    Johnny was fucked by a priest when he was a kid. I asked him why he didn't join the lawsuit when everyone came out with it. He is so broke and at least he could live a better life. I can't describe the look on his face when I asked him that. It was a strange mix of absolute horror and shame. Honestly don't think he would have been able to survive the proceedings and dredging all that up.

    Sad thing is this shit is still going on today.

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    Remember this one?

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...35-years-later

    In 2012, a former molestation victim from the '70s tracked down the now-elderly priest who molested him and beat his ass.

    The priest had escaped justice over the years despite tons of molestations, including ones against his own nieces. He was one of the rare molesters who went after both genders.

    This particular instance of molestation was especially bad, as the priest forced the victim as a 6-year-old to have oral sex with his younger brother while the priest jerked off, and then he threatened both boys that he'd kill their parents if they told anyone.

    The victim was then charged with assault for his attempt at vigilante justice, but a jury acquitted him simply because the priest was a piece of shit and everyone believed he had it coming.

    The "legal" defense was that he simply went down to tell the guy to turn himself in, but then the priest "leered" at him in the same way he did when he molested him in the 70s, which caused him to snap and attack the priest. Probably BS, but it was good enough for the jury, which I'm sure believed the beating was planned, but still didn't mind.


    I wish there were more of these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wish there were more of these.
    Can you clarify? You wish there were more molestations? or more victims getting justice? A little unclear

     
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      1marley1: Are you stupid? Pretty clear he wants more vigilante justice and less kid diddlin’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Remember this one?

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...35-years-later

    In 2012, a former molestation victim from the '70s tracked down the now-elderly priest who molested him and beat his ass.

    The priest had escaped justice over the years despite tons of molestations, including ones against his own nieces. He was one of the rare molesters who went after both genders.

    This particular instance of molestation was especially bad, as the priest forced the victim as a 6-year-old to have oral sex with his younger brother while the priest jerked off, and then he threatened both boys that he'd kill their parents if they told anyone.

    The victim was then charged with assault for his attempt at vigilante justice, but a jury acquitted him simply because the priest was a piece of shit and everyone believed he had it coming.

    The "legal" defense was that he simply went down to tell the guy to turn himself in, but then the priest "leered" at him in the same way he did when he molested him in the 70s, which caused him to snap and attack the priest. Probably BS, but it was good enough for the jury, which I'm sure believed the beating was planned, but still didn't mind.


    I wish there were more of these.
    JFC
    Gotta keep these homos from becoming priests in the 1st place.
    This is one of the worst things I have ever read i hope this monster burns in hell for eternity

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    A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, the priest sees a kid and says "let's fuck him" rabbi replies "outta what?"

     
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    Another day, another Catholic molestation cover up:


    By Australian Associated Press
    Published: 20:55 EDT, 21 May 2018 | Updated: 04:58 EDT, 22 May 2018

    Adelaide Archbishop Philip Wilson, the most senior Catholic official in the world to be charged with covering up child sexual abuse, has been found guilty.
    Magistrate Robert Stone told Newcastle Local Court on Tuesday Wilson had concealed the abuse of two altar boys in the NSW Hunter region by paedophile priest James Fletcher by failing to report the allegations to police.
    Mr Stone said he was satisfied one of the altar boys, Peter Creigh, had been a 'truthful and reliable' witness.
    In a statement issued by the Catholic Church, Wilson said he was 'disappointed' by the decision.


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