Help wife is a gambling addict

[saxasinger]

Hi guys love the show, hope Druff gets well soon.

I live in the UK and have a serious problem, my wife is addicted to online slots and i really need some help to stop this.
Today i slipped up and she was able to get hold of my debit card and spent $800 on them (morgage payment).

I have tried explaining how -ev these are but she doesn't believe me, is there a radio show that covores this or has anyone got any other resources to help me with this problem.

Sorry for such a shity first post but i need help.

[handicapme]

ask Cmoney to stake her by starting a thread about how he "promised". Once he gets drunk and commits to it he's a man of his word and won't back out even if he doesn't want to do it. Problem solved, the PFA way!

[saxasinger]

Thanks for making me laugh i needed it.

[devidee]

I can help but I'll have to see her tits.

[HoodedN]

do they have divorce in UK because that would seem like the way to go

[sah_24]

Does she justify her negative EV habit bc you play poker or something ?

If so your solution is simple, you agree to both start with equal bank rolls and when one goes broke that's it ...

[saxasinger]

Yes she does use my poker playing as an excuse.

[jsearles22]

Pics or it didn’t happen

[michael]

Is anyone still in contact with Scooter? He could teach her how to play +EV, he was online slots pro for awhile

[SysOp]

I agree with devidee that we're gonna need to see the tits.

[PLOL]

90% of gamblers quit right before they would've hit a big payday. just keep at it.

[Jayjami]

You need to post a picture of your wife first. She is clearly a hopeless degenerate, but we all need to evaluate her hotness to determine if it is worth you putting up with her shit.

[herbertstemple]

There is no good answer to your problem. Make her "disappear". Live happily ever after. Do NOT get married again.

[MumblesBadly]

She could always try working a sidegig to fund her online play.

Gambling addict grandmother, 45, who held up a bank is caught after going straight from robbery to arcade so she could play slot machines with stolen £2,000
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...len-2-000.html

[Dan Druff]

Any chance you can have her call into the show on Wednesday?

[Mintjewlips]

I guess the days of men like Sean Connery are gone....

[ftpjesus]

Yes she does use my poker playing as an excuse.

Remind her difference is Poker is playing against other people and not gambling (while we know there is a certain chance to it its primarily still skill) while shes playing a game against the Casino and in fact I know those online casinos can literally adjust their paybacks on slots and other games on the fly and I don't know what the regs are as far as minimum return required by licensure agencies, but its definitely far less then even brick and mortars pay out...

[YUUP]

Just curious, apart from Todd and of course Marty,

Am I at 43 the oldest on this forum never to get married?

And I mean to a woman u WSOP fags.....

[herbertstemple]

Just curious, apart from Todd and of course Marty,

Am I at 43 the oldest on this forum never to get married?

And I mean to a woman u WSOP fags.....

No you are not close.

[shortbuspoker]

step 1: Just borrow from a friend to cover it for now
step 2: go to the website below and get life insurance on her
https://www.lifeassureonline.co.uk

step 3: kill the bitch