This is classic Conan but I cannot believe that this is an actual service in Japan.
Japan you are number one
This is classic Conan but I cannot believe that this is an actual service in Japan.
Japan you are number one
If you aren't sure about viewing a Conan video
here is just a taste
this is just a snapshot of the hilarity
Sorry boys
Phoned my boss and said " I have a wee cough"
" you have a wee cough? " came his reply
" thank you " i said and hurriedly hung up
Since the snow and sleet started the wife has been constantly looking thru the window...
If she carries on ill have to let her in.
People are usually shocked when they find out what a bad electrician I am.
I went to a fancy dress party over the holidays dressed as a chicken.
I met a girl dressed as an egg....
Btw .the answer to the old riddle is chicken
ME..." what would you do if we won the lottery"
WIFE.." id take half and leave you"
ME.." I won £25 last night , here's £12:50 now fuck off"
I said to the wife ." Let's make a really nice weekend for each other"
She said " ok ...good idea"
I said " ok...see you on monday"
Me..." I don't like how you look with the new glasses"
WIFE ..." I'm not wearing new glasses"
ME.." no but I am "
Q: How can you tell if Nancy Pelosi will be tight-lipped about a hot button issue?
A: Because she will also be tight-foreheaded and tight-eyelided!
edit: sidebitch
If you want more funny try out ... Bill Murray's last appearance on Late Night
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After going to the circus the daughter asks her father
"Daddy how do they make the bear ride the bicycle?"
Father replies, "How do you think they they do it
they nail his paws to the pedals
and beat the shit out of him."
In my teens I was diagnosed with attention deficit disorder.
Upon hearing the news my Jewish parents were shocked, then horrified
when it was was suggested I attend summer concentration camp.
jk, jk
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Why did Sally fall off the swing set?
Cause she has no arms.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Half the homeless in L.A. are
people who just got sick of driving
Bill Burr
You're like a fart in a hurricane.
What the favourite condiment in Russia?
A man gets onto a city bus and sees an attractive nun. Wanting to have sex with her, he goes up and asks, "Will you have sex with me?"
"Of course not!" the nun said unnervingly and got off the bus.
Before the depressed man left the bus, the bus driver stops him and says, "I know how you can screw her: On Sundays, she prays at the local cemetery. While she is praying, dress as God and she'll have sex with you. Put on a mask, robes, and a lot of glitter."
That Sunday, the man takes the advice, gets into the costume and hides behind a gravestone. Shortly, the nun appears and prays.
The man pops out from the gravestone and declares, "I am God, and I command you to have sex with me."
The nun replies, "Sure, but only if we have anal sex."
So they have anal sex.
After sex the man rips off his mask and laughs, I'm not God! I'm that man from the bus! Ha!"
Immediately the nun rips off her mask and says "Ha! I'm the bus driver!"
Ship it crucial
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