What a joke of a sport. Smallest ball to net ratio yet they manage 1500 points per game. Jumping is completely unecessary as these birth defects have their own atmosphere. Foul shots, stand ten feet away and with no hindrance and see what you can do.
Baseball is second on the list, for boredom. Make it 400 games a year and someone will get excited. Bring back the real fatties for fun.