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    Chaps cutting my grass

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    lol at letting this 60 year old whore attempt to roast you poorly

     
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    classic chaps tho
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    honestly his silence actually says alot

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    Impressed with how green your grass is ma'am, and how you have a table to do coke off of outside.

     
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    Definitely looks like a lawnmower Chaps would own. Right out of the pawnshop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    Definitely looks like a lawnmower Chaps would own. Right out of the pawnshop.

    Ive had that lawnmower for 22 years, only thing Ive ever done for it was add gas and oil. Craftsmen.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    Definitely looks like a lawnmower Chaps would own. Right out of the pawnshop.

    Ive had that lawnmower for 22 years, only thing Ive ever done for it was add gas and oil. Craftsmen.
    What does that mean? I have known people that have had dishwashers for 22 years and they make a terrible racket and don't clean properly. Just because its old does not make it any less of a piece of shit. That lawnmower is a piece of shit. Look at that dude, he can barely push it. For $500 you can get a solid push mower at Home Depot. It will give you a much better cut, a lot quieter and not give the poor sap pushing it a heart attack in the heat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
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    Ive had that lawnmower for 22 years, only thing Ive ever done for it was add gas and oil. Craftsmen.
    What does that mean? I have known people that have had dishwashers for 22 years and they make a terrible racket and don't clean properly. Just because its old does not make it any less of a piece of shit. That lawnmower is a piece of shit. Look at that dude, he can barely push it. For $500 you can get a solid push mower at Home Depot. It will give you a much better cut, a lot quieter and not give the poor sap pushing it a heart attack in the heat.
    Truest shit you ever said. What kinda lawn mower do you own?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post

    What does that mean? I have known people that have had dishwashers for 22 years and they make a terrible racket and don't clean properly. Just because its old does not make it any less of a piece of shit. That lawnmower is a piece of shit. Look at that dude, he can barely push it. For $500 you can get a solid push mower at Home Depot. It will give you a much better cut, a lot quieter and not give the poor sap pushing it a heart attack in the heat.
    Truest shit you ever said. What kinda lawn mower do you own?
    I don't own one. Never have. But my dad has a pretty nice one.

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    Which one is Chaps?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
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    Ive had that lawnmower for 22 years, only thing Ive ever done for it was add gas and oil. Craftsmen.
    What does that mean? I have known people that have had dishwashers for 22 years and they make a terrible racket and don't clean properly. Just because its old does not make it any less of a piece of shit. That lawnmower is a piece of shit. Look at that dude, he can barely push it. For $500 you can get a solid push mower at Home Depot. It will give you a much better cut, a lot quieter and not give the poor sap pushing it a heart attack in the heat.
    If it aint broke dont fix it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
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    Truest shit you ever said. What kinda lawn mower do you own?
    I don't own one. Never have. But my dad has a pretty nice one.
    Not logged into the right dupe when you answered yourself? Or meth?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post

    I don't own one. Never have. But my dad has a pretty nice one.
    Not logged into the right dupe when you answered yourself? Or meth?
    the two aren't mutually exclusive. meant to post on my LastPaperTowel dupe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
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    Ive had that lawnmower for 22 years, only thing Ive ever done for it was add gas and oil. Craftsmen.
    What does that mean? I have known people that have had dishwashers for 22 years and they make a terrible racket and don't clean properly. Just because its old does not make it any less of a piece of shit. That lawnmower is a piece of shit. Look at that dude, he can barely push it. For $500 you can get a solid push mower at Home Depot. It will give you a much better cut, a lot quieter and not give the poor sap pushing it a heart attack in the heat.
    biggest problem with small motors is there is a small pin in the float bowl that allows fuel to enter the carberator. there is a very small rubber gasket that creates a seal when the bowl is full this rubber gasket can swell and restrict the amount of fuel the motor needs can cause the motor to not start or a very annoying surging issue.
    a small motor tec would charge $60 or more to fix this problem with a 2cent part and 20min of time max.

    i would think that if you have a small motor machine for 22years with no maintenance or fuel stabilizer its like a fucking miracle. congrats.

    btw your lawn is a very nice green color must be a excellent aspect.
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    Johnny is MIA. His phone is disconnected and I havent resorted to calling his open relationship boyfriend yet because he is difficult to talk to. I may have to do a drive by of his place soon, during the day only, and that can be sketchy. I am back to cutting my own grass with my tired old lawnmower. Who wants to be on the prayer card with Johnny Sunday?

    Anywho, i am swimming 4 days a week. It is good therapy for the ankle that cant take alot of other shit anymore. Once I get full range back will return to biking. Healthy food is going well. Still no vodka. I find I do alot more thinking without it. Thats good and bad. Still havent started reading the Bible but do attend church every Sunday. I still swear alot. Motherfucker is my favorite word. I guess I will put Johnny and me on same card this week.

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    guys back must be fucked up his posture looks prettyyy bad


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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Johnny is MIA. His phone is disconnected and I havent resorted to calling his open relationship boyfriend yet because he is difficult to talk to. I may have to do a drive by of his place soon, during the day only, and that can be sketchy. I am back to cutting my own grass with my tired old lawnmower. Who wants to be on the prayer card with Johnny Sunday?

    Anywho, i am swimming 4 days a week. It is good therapy for the ankle that cant take alot of other shit anymore. Once I get full range back will return to biking. Healthy food is going well. Still no vodka. I find I do alot more thinking without it. Thats good and bad. Still havent started reading the Bible but do attend church every Sunday. I still swear alot. Motherfucker is my favorite word. I guess I will put Johnny and me on same card this week.

    To all who have received grace from the prayers, I am glad. To those still waiting, they will continue, be open with all senses to the gifts that arrive. Be thankful once they do.
    Would you shut the fuck up with your Joel Osteen recycled crap please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Johnny is MIA. His phone is disconnected and I havent resorted to calling his open relationship boyfriend yet because he is difficult to talk to. I may have to do a drive by of his place soon, during the day only, and that can be sketchy. I am back to cutting my own grass with my tired old lawnmower. Who wants to be on the prayer card with Johnny Sunday?

    Anywho, i am swimming 4 days a week. It is good therapy for the ankle that cant take alot of other shit anymore. Once I get full range back will return to biking. Healthy food is going well. Still no vodka. I find I do alot more thinking without it. Thats good and bad. Still havent started reading the Bible but do attend church every Sunday. I still swear alot. Motherfucker is my favorite word. I guess I will put Johnny and me on same card this week.

    To all who have received grace from the prayers, I am glad. To those still waiting, they will continue, be open with all senses to the gifts that arrive. Be thankful once they do.
    Would you shut the fuck up with your Joel Osteen recycled crap please.

    Draymond go count your millions you jackass. Please put me on the Sunday card splitthis.

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