Well, hardly any of you fags bother to post trip reports from exciting spots. I'm guessing you all either don't care enough about this 7th tier poker forum or are just too broke to go anywhere fun. So to liven things up a bit, I will do my best to post some pics of the good life en vivo desde México.
Will have a margarita in hand by the time most of you fools wake up tomorrow. Have a good week. Some early pics of what I am expecting:
my cover for the week:
Wait, you're not even there yet and those arent your pics?
Kidding
Be careful and dont have a Fyrefest 2.0 or get shot at or kidnapped by drug lords
I went there 17 years ago. I am sure it has built up huge since then. I am not comfortable going to Mexico anymore, given I am an millionaire now, I could easily be a target for a kidnapping. Not my style.
Originally Posted by Gordman
I have a little of the same concern re drug lords, but the wife sent me this so it is all better now:
Unfortunately, there is no gambling in Mexico, legal anyway. The wife insisted we take a trip without a casino to distract me from my rest. So it was either Mexico or Jamaica. Plus, Yo hablo un pequita espanol mi amigos!
For the lulz
I got back from there 2 weeks ago. Enjoyed swimming with dolphins and manatees.
We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.
Manatees? Cool. Anything else you recommend or any great spots to eat or play?
For those wondering, it is a small island a little bit east of Cancun.
It has a pretty good reputation.
It is not likely to be dangerous at all, given its separation from the mainland.
Is this an all-inclusive?
If so, please post an honest assessment of the food.
Bad food is what drives me away from booking all inclusive trips.
Manatees were 100x’s cooler than the dolphins. They give you a head of lettuce and you just swim into the ocean with about 5 of them and feed them. You basically are left to do whatever you want.Manatees? Cool. Anything else you recommend or any great spots to eat or play?
We spent some time at Beach Palace and the food was 8/10. The dinner food was excellent.
We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.
Have a good time Tellafriend. Resort sex FTW.
If free tacos are wrong, I don't want to be right.
HILLARY WON
Why are they early canned pics when it is a live report?
Leave in the am. Hence the drink in my hand by 10:30am. Alarm going off at 3:15am so it’s time for slumber. Was just giving PFA a teaser tonight.
So it is a pre-live event
Leave in the am. Hence the drink in my hand by 10:30am. Alarm going off at 3:15am so it’s time for slumber. Was just giving PFA a teaser tonight.
We were in the presidential suite and had an attached room for our son. The balcony was huge and the view was perfect
If you can stay in resorts that don’t allow children that’s always better.We obviously could not.
We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.
I would like a review of where you are staying and how was the food etc.... as well
My Trip Report of Isla Mujeres
I took a Catamaran trip here in 2015 and it was prob the best day of my trip to Riviera Maya.
We booked through some travel guide place and we got on a boat around noon. On the way to Isla Mujeres they gave us lunch and booze and drinks and we stopped about halfway between both coasts to go snorkeling and there were statues etc... under water and it was a good time.
We then stopped close to the coast where we were really far out but the water was super shallow and really clean and they let us swim for a little while and jump off the boat and use the boat slide.
Then we finally hit the island and they gave us like a 30 minute tour of there down town. After that the tour guides told us we had 2 hours to do whatever we wanted and to meet back at the dock to board
After this we rented golf carts for like $20 USD and you can drive around the entire island in like less than an hour but I cannot remember exactly how long. Some of the coastal area there is amazing etc...
We got back and had about an hour to spare and we got some tacos at an outdoor restaurant and they were amazing.
I am not sure if there are any adults only resorts there. Vaguely I remember someone saying there was maybe an adults only with a golf course and then maybe a Secrets resort with a waterpark
Anyhow if there was a good resort there I would 100 zillion percent go back. I felt very safe and I loved that island
Last edited by chinamaniac; 04-29-2018 at 08:10 PM.
We were in the presidential suite and had an attached room for our son. The balcony was huge and the view was perfect
If you can stay in resorts that don’t allow children that’s always better.We obviously could not.
Looks like a fake cohiba, it's very common in Mexico.
Those cohibas are works of art that can usually go a year or so without being in a humidor and cracking, your nails are on fleek tho....
Lunch
have fun! looks great
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