burgers gonna burg.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
without reading i already know that bilzerian ass raped the nerd
we should have a sub forum just to discuss how godly bilzerian is
0 chance Blizerian makes money at poker ... standard Dan
why is the reply feature on this site so fucked?
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Hard to know if Dan B is a monster winner. Doug Polk likes to speak truth to power.
If Doug runs for a political office, I think he will win.
If Doug is a Towelist, He may be the Alien Last Paper Towel from the Original Origin Orgy, OOO, called Brawny commonly among the Towelists. This could save planet Earth from the AntiTowels like Dnegs.
All Towels can dream.
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I think its more likely that Dan says he won 40 mill so he can launder 40mill pay taxes then he can do what he wants with the money.
the guys father is well known to have stolen hundreds of millions? how do we know that a whole lot of it was turned into cash and Dan the poker genius LOL pretends to win a bunch of cash and deposits it to the bank recording it as gambling winnings taxes paid.... good to go.
all the casinos in vancouver have been used by Chinese doing this exact same thing.
also how easy is it to carry 1 million in cash? thats a lot of $100 bills but you can get one chip worth 25k 40 chips only (almost as good as cash) at most high end casinos in vegas eh
Dan is just laundering the cash his criminal father stole from his victims.
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
Do you guys think Srsly typed up those tweets or do you think Polk did himself? You know like after Srsly told him what to say?
That would have been the highlight if Bilzerian didn't come strong with that old angry old man I made more money in one night then u did ur whole life shit talk. That's a throwback. You don't just see that every day. Honestly more entertaining than his crisis acting.
How would you like to be one of these businessmen that he references as beating up on. Jesus Christ. Those guys pretty much have to be into FINDOM. Mmmm nothing makes me hornier than playing with Dan and wondering if he marked the deck. Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah. Then at the end of my session in that big pot I just know Dan told the dealer to muck my hand at showdown. Oh fuck I busted the biggest no toucher of my life when I knew my hand was dead. I could feel it running down my leg as I walked out. Time of my life.
Being profitable at nosebleeds stakes is less about your poker ability and more so about networking and table selection.
But yes Dan is a trust fund kid either way.
Lol at this overweight nerd Douglas Pork. For anyone with half a brain, his Twitter strat is quite obvious. Take shots at big names to gain notoriety. With or without reason. Die fag
Zero percent they planned this out too, which makes it great. The general rule of thumb is if a guy wearing army fatigues has a muscular type build he is all talk, especially if he has a full beard. It's the ones wearing fatigues that look like clean cut holocaust survivors you should watch out for, because they are actually in the military. Polk must be aware of this rule.
Not sure if this is what you mean but it's pretty gay there is a reply-with-quote button when you aren't logged in but no "reply" button unless you are logged in and this button appears on the far left, as opposed to the far right with the reply-with-quote button. Steve Jobs would not be impressed; surprised Todd hadn't fixed this obvious usability issue with his coding skillz. Either give me a reply button or don't. Partially punishing me for not being logged in with a marginalized set of reply options keeps me up at night.
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