Scratcher Degeneracy

[Gordman]

I haven't bought one of those in years, but the most i won from a scratchoff was $100.Overall, I very rarely bought them. Many years ago an old friend of mine won $5000, however he was a real degenerate when it came to those things and it didn't take him long to piss it away by buying useless shit and yes - many more scratchoffs. I told him to quit those things while he was ahead as it was very rare to strike payouts like that, but he didnt listen. He was convinced he had a "system" lol.

Not a scratchoff, but i once matched 5 of 6 numbers in Supercash lol. It was $500 payout but it was probably the most disappointing lotto adventure i ever had because matching 6 would have been $275,000.

[zealanddonk]

Where's Felon when we need him?

[hutmaster]

The most I’ve won is $500 on a $5 ticket. I sometimes buy scratchers as small incentives for my counter help. They get one for hitting a suggestive selling goal. I’ve been giving them the $10 dollar scratcher where every prize is either $50 or $100. Bought 8 tickets and 6 won. Five were for $50 and one for $100.

[simpdog]

The most I’ve won is $500 on a $5 ticket. I sometimes buy scratchers as small incentives for my counter help. They get one for hitting a suggestive selling goal. I’ve been giving them the $10 dollar scratcher where every prize is either $50 or $100. Bought 8 tickets and 6 won. Five were for $50 and one for $100.

How many did Tyde get?

[Mintjewlips]

Although there is no real "strategy", or "system" to scratchers, there are suggestions.

My suggestion is if you win X amount of money on a X dollar ticket, stay in the same or lower amount that you paid for originally when initially purchase a scratcher that ends up winning.

Case in point me, I go to cash the winning scratcher for $500, ofcourse I'm a fucking degenerate so ofcourse I'm lured by scratcher dispenser and buy more tickets. But instead of following my own advice, I go from the $10 tickets to the $30 tickets, I buy 3 in a row and hit 3 bricks...

 

But had I followed my own suggestion I would have purchased 1 $10 and hit another $100

[Mintjewlips]

 

Yea, FUCK my suggestions

[Jayjami]

Nothing pisses me off more than when I am waiting in line at the liquor store and some jackass in front off me is taking 5 minutes to pick out his precious scratchers, making sure to pick the “lucky ones.”

BTW, I love the lottery. I am all for the stupid and the poor paying more taxes.

[Mintjewlips]

Nothing pisses me off more than when I am waiting in line at the liquor store and some jackass in front off me is taking 5 minutes to pick out his precious scratchers, making sure to pick the “lucky ones.”

BTW, I love the lottery. I am all for the stupid and the poor paying more taxes.

It's the worst......

[Draymond]

I don't play the lottery, but I do occasionally play Video Keno at a bar in the states where they have it. Like 5 years ago I sat down and ordered a drink and spent $5 on video keno for the first time and won $300. I could not believe my luck. I literally went in the place for a drink and a burger and spend 20 minutes there. Three hours later I blew the entire $300 + another $50 on like 10 drinks and endless Keno.

I woke up with a viscous and unintended Hangover.

[simpdog]

I don't play the lottery, but I do occasionally play Video Keno at a bar in the states where they have it. Like 5 years ago I sat down and ordered a drink and spent $5 on video keno for the first time and won $300. I could not believe my luck. I literally went in the place for a drink and a burger and spend 20 minutes there. Three hours later I blew the entire $300 + another $50 on like 10 drinks and endless Keno.

I woke up with a viscous and unintended Hangover.

[FPS_Russia]

I won $88 on a $1 dollar ticket a long time ago. I know a dude who won 1k per month for life. He might of cheated it was about 18 years ago and the store he worked at they had this infared pen looking bar code scanner and iirc before he won he said that he could scan three tickets daily with it, if it was a winner he would buy it or something like that. Maybe he bought it elsewhere or his old lady bought it or some shit idk.

[gut]

Never buy scratchers since Oregon has actual slots/video poker in most dive-ish bars. I'll toss in a $20 once every few weeks and see what happens. I'm sure i'm net down all-time, but have had plenty of times running that $20 up to $200-ish. Never hit a big jackpot though. A co-worker of mine put a $10 in one night and hit for $1500.

[Mintjewlips]

Hell of a run, over the past 24 hours I have spent like $240 on scratch offs and won a little over a grand, I had a multiple double digit winners that I didn't bother posting, will keep you guys updated (Not that you give a fuck).

At this point, my only dilemma is do I take this heeb roll and run it up at a 1-2 game where everyone calls everything, or do I continue to follow my gut instinct in selecting these scratch offs? I'm literally running errands around town, stopping at different convenience stores along the way when I get a gut feeling.

[Muck Ficon]

Imagine Heeb with $63 million.

It's scary enough imagining Heeb with $63.

[Draymond]

Hell of a run, over the past 24 hours I have spent like $240 on scratch offs and won a little over a grand, I had a multiple double digit winners that I didn't bother posting, will keep you guys updated (Not that you give a fuck).

At this point, my only dilemma is do I take this heeb roll and run it up at a 1-2 game where everyone calls everything, or do I continue to follow my gut instinct in selecting these scratch offs? I'm literally running errands around town, stopping at different convenience stores along the way when I get a gut feeling.

12 years ago, I thought about poker 24/7, nothing got my adrenaline going more. I think I would vomit all over the felt if I were forced to play a 1-2 game in 2018 with a bunch of fucking jerkoffs trying to make their rent payment.

I'll never forget playing at all places the Hooter Las Vegas Casino circa 2005 sitting next to a burnout obviously stressed beyond belief. He said he was a year into playing poker full time after he quit his teaching job. Yeah good choice, he is probably dead now.

[Mintjewlips]

Hell of a run, over the past 24 hours I have spent like $240 on scratch offs and won a little over a grand, I had a multiple double digit winners that I didn't bother posting, will keep you guys updated (Not that you give a fuck).

At this point, my only dilemma is do I take this heeb roll and run it up at a 1-2 game where everyone calls everything, or do I continue to follow my gut instinct in selecting these scratch offs? I'm literally running errands around town, stopping at different convenience stores along the way when I get a gut feeling.

12 years ago, I thought about poker 24/7, nothing got my adrenaline going more. I think I would vomit all over the felt if I were forced to play a 1-2 game in 2018 with a bunch of fucking jerkoffs trying to make their rent payment.

I'll never forget playing at all places the Hooter Las Vegas Casino circa 2005 sitting next to a burnout obviously stressed beyond belief. He said he was a year into playing poker full time after he quit his teaching job. Yeah good choice, he is probably dead now.

Obviously I should just save this money but my goyishe cup flow'th over, and my gut is stop reacting ever since I started drinking.

Best case scenario, I pass out and wake up with a little over a grand in my pocket, worst case scenario I scurry over to a table full of donkeys who have no problem calling everyone else an idiot.

At this point, playing a 1-2 game these days IS the equivalent of going into a 7-11 and buying a scratcher....the odds of you walking out with more money than you walked in with are YUGE IMO.....

[zealanddonk]

The most I’ve won is $500 on a $5 ticket. I sometimes buy scratchers as small incentives for my counter help. They get one for hitting a suggestive selling goal. I’ve been giving them the $10 dollar scratcher where every prize is either $50 or $100. Bought 8 tickets and 6 won. Five were for $50 and one for $100.

How many did Tyde get?

Bought 8 and 6 won, so likely Tyde got the other 2.

[Draymond]

12 years ago, I thought about poker 24/7, nothing got my adrenaline going more. I think I would vomit all over the felt if I were forced to play a 1-2 game in 2018 with a bunch of fucking jerkoffs trying to make their rent payment.

I'll never forget playing at all places the Hooter Las Vegas Casino circa 2005 sitting next to a burnout obviously stressed beyond belief. He said he was a year into playing poker full time after he quit his teaching job. Yeah good choice, he is probably dead now.

Obviously I should just save this money but my goyishe cup flow'th over, and my gut is stop reacting ever since I started drinking.

Best case scenario, I pass out and wake up with a little over a grand in my pocket, worst case scenario I scurry over to a table full of donkeys who have no problem calling everyone else an idiot.

At this point, playing a 1-2 game these days IS the equivalent of going into a 7-11 and buying a scratcher....the odds of you walking out with more money than you walked in with are YUGE IMO.....

You are a better man than me. The thought of some mega douche with sun glasses trying to read me for a $90 pot is beyond my personal go-fucking nuts limit.

[Mintjewlips]

Obviously I should just save this money but my goyishe cup flow'th over, and my gut is stop reacting ever since I started drinking.

Best case scenario, I pass out and wake up with a little over a grand in my pocket, worst case scenario I scurry over to a table full of donkeys who have no problem calling everyone else an idiot.

At this point, playing a 1-2 game these days IS the equivalent of going into a 7-11 and buying a scratcher....the odds of you walking out with more money than you walked in with are YUGE IMO.....

You are a better man than me. The thought of some mega douche with sun glasses trying to read me for a $90 pot is beyond my personal go-fucking nuts limit.

If I lose I normally head home, JERK off and go to bed, but if I win I go to this ghetto strip club where the girls don't mind a finger or two in their vagina....I'm just playing with house money at this point I think I'll just finger bang a black chick and call it a night.

[thesparten]

A good aquantice of mine owns a optimo type store in queens..

Cigars, mahazines , lotto , scratches and cold drinks..

Whats impressive is that he has a wall that has every scratch around today..

There in plexiglass dispensers and its the size of 2 house doors if u laid them next too eachother..

They are the biggest scam going..

No body wins!!
A $100 bucks here and there ect ect..

The biggest winner he has ever seen was just $1000 on A $30!!! DOLLAR SCRATCH.. YES $30 INDIVIDUAL SCRATCH..

ive seen workers come off the train a just buy a handfull of $5 or $10 scratches like it was nothing..

People come in and buy 5x $20 a day.. Nobody wins but they dont stop..

The owner himself who is Albanian(orthodox greek not muslim) only plays the take 5 every day $5 worth which he says its the most fair and will only play 1x lotto every drawing...

HE DOES NOT PLAY SCRATCHES NOR DO I..

the take 5 drawing is the most fair and he has actually sold quit a few jackpots ranging from 35k to 65k and tons of 2nd place and 3rd place..

I actually play the take 5 occasionally and hit for something nominal quit often..