Curt Hennig/ Mr. Perfect

[YUUP]

When I grew up in the 80’s , the highlight was Giant Haystacks v Big Daddy. 2 fat fucks shouting at eachother, then about a minute of belly bumping, then some sort of DQ , Big Daddy wins. It helped that his brother was the promoter, had the 1 hour tv slot but that cunt was massive in every way. He was as big as Jimmy Saville, and boy,Did we love him. And it’s been said on these forums before, his name was Shirley.

[YUUP]

Another favourite, maybe just before your time was The Great Muta. He was high flying, and used to spit out a green mist . I think Mr Fuji was his manager.

The only wrestling by the late 80’s on terrestrial tv was NWA. I think it was on ITV about 3 in the morning. I used to set my alarm cos it was a school day.

Every matched lasted about 2 minutes, big star versus someone like Sam Houston. Throw him about for a minute, finishing move, GG. Also loved the Steiners, Rick,was it the moondog gremlin or something?

[SetofKs]

Another favourite, maybe just before your time was The Great Muta. He was high flying, and used to spit out a green mist . I think Mr Fuji was his manager.

The only wrestling by the late 80’s on terrestrial tv was NWA. I think it was on ITV about 3 in the morning. I used to set my alarm cos it was a school day.

Every matched lasted about 2 minutes, big star versus someone like Sam Houston. Throw him about for a minute, finishing move, GG. Also loved the Steiners, Rick,was it the moondog gremlin or something?

MUTA was god.

Steiners belong in the hall of fame. I think Scott might be banned from WWE though.

Bulldogs belong in the hall, but Vince doesn't like wheel chairs on the HOF stage. Its a bad look to have a guy on stage in a wheel chair when Vince's business is what caused him to be in a wheel chair. I have a feeling though the year after dynamite kid dies the bulldogs will be inducted.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Was just thinking. In high school I used ________ at a nursing home. One of the residents had pictures of Rick Rude all over his room. I didn't even remember who Rick Rude was. I hadn't watched wrestling in years. So I asked who it was, and he told me it was his son. I asked him if his son still wrestled, and he said "no, he died. he did too many steroids."

Fill in the blank

a. drugs

b. to fuck this old lady

c. to work

d. all of the above

[SetofKs]

Was just thinking. In high school I used ________ at a nursing home. One of the residents had pictures of Rick Rude all over his room. I didn't even remember who Rick Rude was. I hadn't watched wrestling in years. So I asked who it was, and he told me it was his son. I asked him if his son still wrestled, and he said "no, he died. he did too many steroids."

Fill in the blank

a. drugs

b. to fuck this old lady

c. to work

d. all of the above

C. I didn't use drugs or have sex in high school. I was a fucking moron.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Fill in the blank

a. drugs

b. to fuck this old lady

c. to work

d. all of the above

C. I didn't use drugs or have sex in high school. I was a fucking moron.

Dang and now Minnesota doesn't even have enough ice for you. You've come a long way.

[donk_tiltV9.0]

PUSH AXEL

[SetofKs]

PUSH AXEL

Ive been fuckin saying this for a while. Moron Axel needs to quit and go to New Japan or something unless hes just happy with his legacy just being that he was a jobber.

[Shizzmoney]

What's great about the behind the head shot is that he hit that on the very first try and the Timberwolves practice exploded

[SetofKs]

What's great about the behind the head shot is that he hit that on the very first try and the Timberwolves practice exploded

greatest set of vignettes ever

[Shizzmoney]

youtube "Mr Perfect sports" - great stuff

[michael]

On those promos. Had a brilliant idea for one, but it woulda had to be done during the adult era.

Basically he's on set w Ron Jeremy or whoever the big porno dude is these days, but prob Ron cuz of mass popularity.

Ron nuts on some girl, Perfect is like, that's good, but that's not perfect.

Porn actress starts sucking Curt's dick, then he pulls out and the music starts playing

close up on chick's face, off camera the team has a full bucket of cum like substance and splashes it on actresses face while the music is playing and it's in slow mo, just this wave of cum drenching her, like an absurd amount

camera pans on Ron Jeremy's face, he's like I can't believe it

Then on Curt smiling and he's like, now that's what I call the perfect nut

[Draymond]

What's great about the behind the head shot is that he hit that on the very first try and the Timberwolves practice exploded

greatest set of vignettes ever

He is dead due to steroid abuse and is never coming back. He is gone forever.

[unlearn]

[SetofKs]

greatest set of vignettes ever

He is dead due to steroid abuse and is never coming back. He is gone forever.

Really? I thought his cause of death was acute cocaine intoxication. And how can you be sure he is never coming back?