I wonder how easy it is to masturbate in the washrooms at Coachella?
HILLARY WON
lol "sales manager"“I saw you here in 2002!” shouted Kenneth Scalir, a bushy bearded, 48-year-old sales manager from Sherman Oaks.
“You look like you’ve been here since 2002!” Murdoch replied.
the legend lol. Before Coachella blew up to where it is today. U buy the ticket for him again this year Druff?
That shirt is fucking HOF especially on him.
:freelewfather
We wrapped our chat then, but it still might have thrown off an important part of his plan for the day.
“I was going to run to the bathroom but I talked to you,” he said.
Come on...
Unless he's got drugs, he's got no chance of hooking up with those girls in the front row.
Ken told me he was disappointed that he didn't get to talk to the girl directly to the left of him, as she left fairly soon after that photo was taken.
I'm a lot more partial to the girl two to his left.
As far as I know, Ken hooked up with exactly one girl in his many years at Coachella.
This was actually about 5 or 6 years ago, and it was a woman in her 40s who answered an ad to share his motel room. She messed around with him, and then she convinced him to try a pot brownie. Keep in mind Ken never does drugs, and presumably did this just to impress her. Well, he didn't realize that pot brownies are WAY more potent than joints, and it got him REALLY sick, and he missed a lot of that day's Coachella.
He also got into a fight with the woman at one point (not over this, but something unrelated), and they left on bad terms with one another.
She actually was fairly good looking for her age. She was older than him (she was like 46 at the time), but looked younger. He gave me her name and I added her on Facebook for lulz, and she accepted. It was pretty clear that she had plastic surgery at some point, hence the somewhat youthful-for-mid-40s looks. Laughably, she never questioned who I was, and somehow assumed that we knew each other in real life, sometimes messaging me and talking to me as if we actually knew each other. I just played along. She's now over 50 and doesn't look nearly as good.
Ken actually screwed up last year, as some decent-looking 21-year-old from Florida took a liking to him, and hung out with him for much of the festival. However, he never got her contact info, and he lost her in the crowd at some point, so that was that.
TMMLK likes the 2nd girl to the left - TMMLK would like to meet the Master himself Todd. Can you make this happen for TMMLK?
Is Ken even a fan of the music they play at Coachella anymore? As opposed to his KROQ Ken days, the musical flavor of the festival seems to have shifted a lot more towards Hip Hop and EDM, genres where he isn't exactly the demo.
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