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    Hell Yeah, StarBucks is Racist!!!

    And their Wifi is too slow and the Coffee is way too over-priced.


    Two black men were arrested waiting at a Starbucks. Now the company, police are on the defensive.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.bc0314b7eaec



    StarBucks New Policy:

    Black Men Subject To Arrest At Any Time.

    Will Call Police If Blacks Attempt To Use The Bathroom.

    Absolutely, No Loitering, Yes n-words or African-Americans, This Means You.

     
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    They definitely don't discriminate against masturbators who want to use their bathroom.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    They definitely don't discriminate against masturbators who want to use their bathroom.
    Where do you think that dairy-free stuff really comes from?
    HILLARY WON

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    This type of horrific thing would never happen in a nation without black people.

    (((problemsolver)))

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    All people that drink coffee should be arrested.

     
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    Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.

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    You have to be aggressive with homeless people who will just squat at a table and drive away all the customers. I am guessing the employees just mistake these guys for homeless guys and did the standard protocol, which was call the police to tell them to GTFO. Also, I am sure as usual the media is giving a very one sided propagandized reporting of this incident, and there is more than we are being told that would justify calling the police.

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    The whole damn story I find hilarious considering the SJW shit Starbucks has been putting out especially their CEO.. The fact that a company run and mostly staffed by left wing duncecaps and socialist wannabe millenials with 50k College degrees for Western Art Appreciation or some other liberal arts tripe and bitching about not being able to find a job and in debt because of that shitty degree about as useful for toilet paper as it is to get a job is being accused of being racist just warms my heart.. The irony cant be any greater..


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    Starbucks wants even more cultural enrichment sited in the OP.
    Starbucks will hire 10,000 refugees, starting in U.S.
    Chris Woodyard, USA TODAY Published 3:47 a.m. ET Jan. 30, 2017 | Updated 8:54 a.m. ET Jan. 30, 2017
    Starbucks becomes the latest U.S. corporation to react to Trump's action. Google is putting up $2 million, which it hopes to match with employee contributions, to help fund four organizations, including the American Civil Liberties Union, that it believes are in a position to help fight back against the immigration ban.
    Fuck Starcucks, btw I coined that.

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    Clever play by Starbucks to attract the only demographic left that doesn't go there.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    The whole damn story I find hilarious considering the SJW shit Starbucks has been putting out especially their CEO.. The fact that a company run and mostly staffed by left wing duncecaps and socialist wannabe millenials with 50k College degrees for Western Art Appreciation or some other liberal arts tripe and bitching about not being able to find a job and in debt because of that shitty degree about as useful for toilet paper as it is to get a job is being accused of being racist just warms my heart.. The irony cant be any greater..

    This.

    I find it infinitely amusing that a pretentious douchebag company with 200,000 employees, one employee calls the police to deal with a couple belligerent loiterers (where it seems there was a well established loitering problem at the establishment and the established protocol to deal with loiterers was to call the police), and now all the race baiter are up in arms and the CEO has to say all this PC bullshit and the company is going to have to spend millions on completely useless unconscious bias training, and it isn't going to matter because once the race baiters smell blood they never relent, and it is never enough.

    I have actually had times where I was killing time in a Starbucks and/or had to use the restroom, and I always just bought a $2 cup of small coffee. Some of the times I probably didn't even have to, the employees might have let me loiter and/or use the restroom buying nothing, but I always found it more expedient just to buy the coffee and not even have to deal with that.

    Also, for the black dude that recorded the Starbucks employee in Los Angeles, pretty much every establishment in Los Angeles (including Starbucks) is very aggressive about not letting anyone use their restrooms without buying something. I myself have been turned down on more than one occasion in Starbucks and other establishments when I tried to just use the restroom. Los Angeles is just a shitty city (Philadelphia probably is too), and in shitty cities when you stop in places to use the restroom they tend to not let you as a blanket policy regardless of your demographics.

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    I've been persecuted in more ways than most but so far haven't been told I can't use a washroom. I honestly thought one of the reasons places had washrooms was to try to bait people who wouldn't have entered otherwise into buying something. Finding out that buying something is prerequisite to taking a god damn piss blows my mind.

    Can you imagine if this happened to you? Imagine that you really have to go and some flunky barista cuts you off as you are almost to the urinal and tells you that you can't piss til buying something. I would just tell the fag that I'm gonna piss and that I would buy something when I was finished. Then I'd walk right out. If that wasn't good enough and he told me if I didn't zip up he would call the cops I'd 100 percent walk out and piss all over their door. Can you imagine how disgusting it must look around these Piss Free Zones? Gotta be puddles everywhere and smell like a barnyard.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I've been persecuted in more ways than most but so far haven't been told I can't use a washroom. I honestly thought one of the reasons places had washrooms was to try to bait people who wouldn't have entered otherwise into buying something. Finding out that buying something is prerequisite to taking a god damn piss blows my mind.

    Can you imagine if this happened to you? Imagine that you really have to go and some flunky barista cuts you off as you are almost to the urinal and tells you that you can't piss til buying something. I would just tell the fag that I'm gonna piss and that I would buy something when I was finished. Then I'd walk right out. If that wasn't good enough and he told me if I didn't zip up he would call the cops I'd 100 percent walk out and piss all over their door. Can you imagine how disgusting it must look around these Piss Free Zones? Gotta be puddles everywhere and smell like a barnyard.
    I take it you have never been to Los Angeles. No one lets you use the restroom for free. All the Starbucks have combination code locks where you have to ask an employee to give you the code. The issue is that the homeless people use public restrooms as bathrooms (I am not exaggerating, they take showers in sinks) and places to masturbate, and will often lock themselves in public bathrooms for an hour at a time to do their foul deeds. And gang members (almost always black or hispanic males) also tag public bathrooms up and vandalize them to mark their territory (and just generally to be destructive assholes).

    Starbucks (and pretty much every other place) doesn't want their employees to be deciding who should and should not be allowed to use the restroom, because then they have to deal with fallout from discrimination issues, so they make the blanket policy that no non paying customers can use restrooms and make it almost impossible to use their restrooms without being vetted first.

    It is funny, you say you can't imagine not being allowed to use a public restroom. Whenever I travel out of the city, I experience the opposite amazement that at most public places employees will let you use walk in, use their restroom and leave, without giving you any shit or telling you to GTFO.

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    In NYC there are many places that require you to put a pin in to unlock the bathroom. Doesn't matter what you look like, if you walk in and ask for the code without spending money - you're not getting it. (Mcdonalds, Applebees, Heartland Brewery for example)

    There are also some places where the bathroom can only be unlocked by an employee pushing a secret button which unlocks the door for 10 seconds. (obv they aren't pushing it for non customers)

    Ironically, Starbucks isn't one of them (at least the ones I've seen). They are one of the very few places that allow anyone to walk in and go directly to the bathroom and I always thought it was really dumb of them.

    I have frequent small meetings at coffee shops around Manhattan and would never agree to Starbucks (unless it's in the lobby of an office building) because they are by far the most filthy option, often smell of homeless and the line for the bathroom is often longer than the line for coffee (which is usually ridiculously long ). I'd bet many of their bathrooms would be too filthy for Scalir to jerk off in.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
    In NYC there are many places that require you to put a pin in to unlock the bathroom. Doesn't matter what you look like, if you walk in and ask for the code without spending money - you're not getting it. (Mcdonalds, Applebees, Heartland Brewery for example)

    There are also some places where the bathroom can only be unlocked by an employee pushing a secret button which unlocks the door for 10 seconds. (obv they aren't pushing it for non customers)

    Ironically, Starbucks isn't one of them (at least the ones I've seen). They are one of the very few places that allow anyone to walk in and go directly to the bathroom and I always thought it was really dumb of them.

    I have frequent small meetings at coffee shops around Manhattan and would never agree to Starbucks (unless it's in the lobby of an office building) because they are by far the most filthy option, often smell of homeless and the line for the bathroom is often longer than the line for coffee (which is usually ridiculously long ). I'd bet many of their bathrooms would be too filthy for Scalir to jerk off in.
    All the Starbucks here have combination locks, and you need an employee to give you the code. Because of this Starbucks is one of the better options. If I was caught in the city and really had to take a piss I would rather go to Starbucks and pay $2 for a coffee then go to a public park or a Ralphs (one of the few chains that has completely open bathrooms) and use the disgusting bathrooms covered with homeless jizz, fecal waste and trash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
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    I've been persecuted in more ways than most but so far haven't been told I can't use a washroom. I honestly thought one of the reasons places had washrooms was to try to bait people who wouldn't have entered otherwise into buying something. Finding out that buying something is prerequisite to taking a god damn piss blows my mind.

    Can you imagine if this happened to you? Imagine that you really have to go and some flunky barista cuts you off as you are almost to the urinal and tells you that you can't piss til buying something. I would just tell the fag that I'm gonna piss and that I would buy something when I was finished. Then I'd walk right out. If that wasn't good enough and he told me if I didn't zip up he would call the cops I'd 100 percent walk out and piss all over their door. Can you imagine how disgusting it must look around these Piss Free Zones? Gotta be puddles everywhere and smell like a barnyard.
    I take it you have never been to Los Angeles. No one lets you use the restroom for free. All the Starbucks have combination code locks where you have to ask an employee to give you the code. The issue is that the homeless people use public restrooms as bathrooms (I am not exaggerating, they take showers in sinks) and places to masturbate, and will often lock themselves in public bathrooms for an hour at a time to do their foul deeds. And gang members (almost always black or hispanic males) also tag public bathrooms up and vandalize them to mark their territory (and just generally to be destructive assholes).

    Starbucks (and pretty much every other place) doesn't want their employees to be deciding who should and should not be allowed to use the restroom, because then they have to deal with fallout from discrimination issues, so they make the blanket policy that no non paying customers can use restrooms and make it almost impossible to use their restrooms without being vetted first.

    It is funny, you say you can't imagine not being allowed to use a public restroom. Whenever I travel out of the city, I experience the opposite amazement that at most public places employees will let you use walk in, use their restroom and leave, without giving you any shit or telling you to GTFO.

    On the one hand jesus christ even in prison they let you piss and shower. On the other hand the Illuminati depopulation agenda is sounding better by the day.


    And as far as the last part it did hit me that I have been to a few places that had a locked bathroom door and then you go ask what the fuck. Then the lady hands you some giant log attached to a key and and right as you grab it you realize your hand has probably never been dirtier... but you think to yourself well this bathroom must be nice since they protect it so well. Then you get there and open the door and see "Theresa Three Eagle Sucks Cocks" in giant font spray paint, and the most disgusting bathroom you've ever seen. But yeah I've never punched a bathroom code before... or even knew that was a thing til now.

     
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    Tbh, in my travels blacks don’t buy coffee in general. Even black neighborhood Starbucks are full of white people. Blacks wouldn’t be caught dead paying 5 bucks for copamochablondabscoffees. Seriously.

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    I'm still mind blown on this bathroom thing. If there is one thing the government should 100 percent provide for all it's people it is bathrooms. It's almost like they are just taunting the homeless into becoming criminals at this point. It's like hmmm I don't have a bathroom and I can attempt this crime to get my own place and if I fail at least I will have a bathroom. If the govt doesn't provide it's people bathrooms it should provide it's people euthanasia. This whole mother fucker is just Pottersville form It's a Wonderful Life. PLEASE COME BACK GEORGE BAILEY!!!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I'm still mind blown on this bathroom thing. If there is one thing the government should 100 percent provide for all it's people it is bathrooms. It's almost like they are just taunting the homeless into becoming criminals at this point. It's like hmmm I don't have a bathroom and I can attempt this crime to get my own place and if I fail at least I will have a bathroom. If the govt doesn't provide it's people bathrooms it should provide it's people euthanasia. This whole mother fucker is just Pottersville form It's a Wonderful Life. PLEASE COME BACK GEORGE BAILEY!!!
    Can only speak for NYC, but there are a decent number of public bathrooms around the city. Most parks and indoor public areas plus they even have these weird permanent porta-potty things in the middle of the sidewalk which I'm pretty sure only a homeless person would use.

    You can also just piss on any building or subway stop without getting a funny look.

     
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    So the part in the latest Silicon Valley where Jarod had marked off usable bathrooms just got a lot funnier.

    Not like Jin-Yang walkaway funny or anything but funnier.

     
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