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    *** Official handicapme is the biggest douche bag on PFA ***

    using his money for bribes, works for a bank, blah blah. what a horrible faggot, goes back years and red reps. But he met druff and Drexel so all is good.

    opinions? discuss

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    using his money for bribes, works for a bank, blah blah. what a horrible faggot, goes back years and red reps. But he met druff and Drexel so all is good.

    opinions? discuss
    Anyone who works for a bank is a first class douchebag.

     
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    Disagree.

    Why does him working for a bank make him a douche? BTW, I don't believe "works for a bank" is an accurate description of his job.

    Even if he didn't meet me and Brandon, do you think he would be banned or restricted for anything? He wouldn't. He hasn't broken a single rule here.

     
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      dwai: He's a banker
      
      Daly: More bankers around here than you might expect offset

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    using his money for bribes, works for a bank, blah blah. what a horrible faggot, goes back years and red reps. But he met druff and Drexel so all is good.

    opinions? discuss
    Anyone who works for a bank is a first class douchebag.
    lol, I'd say I agree but I like my banker, and handicapme has never really done anything to me personally but he does come off as a douce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Disagree.

    Why does him working for a bank make him a douche? BTW, I don't believe "works for a bank" is an accurate description of his job.

    Even if he didn't meet me and Brandon, do you think he would be banned or restricted for anything? He wouldn't. He hasn't broken a single rule here.
    Being banned or not banned here is a horrible barometer of someone's douchebag level. There's some grade A douchebags who post here.

    Handicapme is a pretentious douche. That's a 100% accurate description. He charged back DF because he lost and can't fathom he lost.

    But this has all been said before:

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...s-douchenozzle

     
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      dwai:
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Disagree.

    Why does him working for a bank make him a douche? BTW, I don't believe "works for a bank" is an accurate description of his job.

    Even if he didn't meet me and Brandon, do you think he would be banned or restricted for anything? He wouldn't. He hasn't broken a single rule here.
    Being banned or not banned here is a horrible barometer of someone's douchebag level. There's some grade A douchebags who post here.

    Handicapme is a pretentious douche. That's a 100% accurate description. He charged back DF because he lost and can't fathom he lost.
    Yes but you wouldn't pay a $500 bet you lost, so you're not really the one to pass judgment on that.

     
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      jsearles22: Never lost the bet. You aren't god. I've had numerous dealings, even with you and Drexel and others and every single one has been above board. So fuck you Druff
      
      handicapme: Offset

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    Confirmed pretentious douche.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Being banned or not banned here is a horrible barometer of someone's douchebag level. There's some grade A douchebags who post here.

    Handicapme is a pretentious douche. That's a 100% accurate description. He charged back DF because he lost and can't fathom he lost.
    Yes but you wouldn't pay a $500 bet you lost, so you're not really the one to pass judgment on that.
    Morality and douchenoss (sp?) are two different things altogether. You're missing the point. Surely you know what pretentious means?

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Anybody that knows what he did with the charge back on FanDuel knows he's a douche.

    If he had charged back on both sites(DraftKing & FanDuel) & just been done with DF altogether everybody probably wouldn't have had that much of a problem with it since he was actually taking a stand but that's not what he did.

    He charged back($9K?) on the 1 site, FanDuel, saying he was cheated(he never presented even 1 shred of evidenced even though he was begged to do so) & that was why he was a losing player there while continuing to play on the other, DraftKings. The ironic part was the people he was accusing of cheating him on FanDuel were confirmed employees of the site he continues to play on, DraftKings.

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    You can't make this shit up.

     
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      jsearles22: Just the tip of the pretentious iceberg I might add
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Anybody that knows what he did with the charge back on FanDuel knows he's a douche.

    If he had charged back on both sites(DraftKing & FanDuel) & just been done with DF altogether everybody probably wouldn't have had that much of a problem with it since he was actually taking a stand but that's not what he did.

    He charged back($9K?) on the 1 site, FanDuel, saying he was cheated(he never presented even 1 shred of evidenced even though he was begged to do so) & that was why he was a losing player there while continuing to play on the other, DraftKings. The ironic part was the people he was accusing of cheating him on FanDuel were confirmed employees of the site he continues to play on, DraftKings.

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    You can't make this shit up.
    his evidence was that he lost on FanDuel "gasp" and won huge on draft Kings, so obviously he was cheated out of 9k on FanDuel.



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    isn't fan kings or draft something or other guilty of rolling their clientle....everyone wants to take back their martin sheen quarter like the little goonie in the well
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Why is a banker sweating $9000? That's a bad night at the casino for most folks here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Disagree.

    I don't believe "works for a bank" is an accurate description of his job.
    I’ve obviously missed whatever it is that has everyone jacked.

    He’s a risk manager who oversees traders at an investment bank.

    It’s a stretch but he is like Verminaard’s wife who warns him he might have a problem and should cool out on the NBA.

    I would be a douche if I didn’t come in here and say I’ve enjoyed a lot of what he’s posted.

    My favorite was the day after Brexit. This was June 2016 (time fucking flies). The futures were tanking huge and the stock market was in for an unexpected colossal beat down. People were gonna get their faces ripped off and other traders were gonna want to make big bets shit was on sale.

    So he gets called in at 4am. They send a car to pick him up. During the midst of all this he posts what is happening and gives you a sense of the adrenaline flowing that morning in his shop

    It was a pretty cool take. He has posted other good stuff about trading and gambling (redundant, I know). What’s disappointing is that his job tries to limit the gambling part.

    I remember him saying he got picked up in the middle of the night by a town car. I thought of the Rolling Stones lyric “there’s a line of cars and their all painted black”. Given how grim everything looked that morning I thought it was clever.

    I’ve never seen anyone get a red rep for donating to the site’s poker but we are constantly evolving on PFA.

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    I like him despite him being a banker

     
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    He may be a douche but he is our douche.

    He has had some funny moments on radio (drunk call in was HOF)

    I am not fully behind the you are a douche if you aren’t in the saint catagory, makes most of us douches.



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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    Not the biggest on the site.

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    I'm cool with people thinking I'm a dbag or pretentious. I however will say this in my defense:

    1. Not the biggest Dbag here but some people may disagree and to each thier own.
    2. IRL I can promise you I'm really not that pretentious and you'll usually find me at a mid level dive bar rather than upscale lounge. All because I donate and say "X isn't allowed to win" is my right to do so and suggesting someone shouldn't be eligible for prizes that I didn't donate too is also my right as I'm just giving an opinion and not a demand. Again, welcome to have your opinion of me the same way I can have of you.
    3. I've never scammed anyone on this site or previous ones since 06 and have had dealings in the thousands. Yes I did charge back FD and still to this day make a decent profit off od DK (although this yr was my worst ROI yr....). Also, I have even defended people who were getting doxed when they probably didn't deserve someone defending them but fuck it I usually try and do the right thing when I can.

    You don't have to like me, have a right to shit on me for my job (lol banker... keep listening to the mumblefuck) and call me a dbag or pretentious and guess what, I'm cool with it. But keep this in mind, I've never tried to fuck with the forum or any members real life and have given more to this community than many of you and I never ask for anything in return but radio shows... also, Todd & Brandon have both met me, I doubt either of them would agree that I'm a dbag or pretentious, but again you're entitled to your opinions so sure!

    DWAI/HockeyGuy go at it. Jsearles you're a troll and a piece of shit, but I would hope that you would leave it there and defend me if they put my family's info up like I did you. To anyone else who doesn't like me for whatever, cool man...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    I'm cool with people thinking I'm a dbag or pretentious. I however will say this in my defense:

    1. Not the biggest Dbag here but some people may disagree and to each thier own.
    2. IRL I can promise you I'm really not that pretentious and you'll usually find me at a mid level dive bar rather than upscale lounge. All because I donate and say "X isn't allowed to win" is my right to do so and suggesting someone shouldn't be eligible for prizes that I didn't donate too is also my right as I'm just giving an opinion and not a demand. Again, welcome to have your opinion of me the same way I can have of you.
    3. I've never scammed anyone on this site or previous ones since 06 and have had dealings in the thousands. Yes I did charge back FD and still to this day make a decent profit off od DK (although this yr was my worst ROI yr....). Also, I have even defended people who were getting doxed when they probably didn't deserve someone defending them but fuck it I usually try and do the right thing when I can.

    You don't have to like me, have a right to shit on me for my job (lol banker... keep listening to the mumblefuck) and call me a dbag or pretentious and guess what, I'm cool with it. But keep this in mind, I've never tried to fuck with the forum or any members real life and have given more to this community than many of you and I never ask for anything in return but radio shows... also, Todd & Brandon have both met me, I doubt either of them would agree that I'm a dbag or pretentious, but again you're entitled to your opinions so sure!

    DWAI/HockeyGuy go at it. Jsearles you're a troll and a piece of shit, but I would hope that you would leave it there and defend me if they put my family's info up like I did you. To anyone else who doesn't like me for whatever, cool man...
    You wouldn't even make the top 100 on my douche scale. I mostly enjoy your posts.

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    I don't want to go into the whole Fanduel debate again, but I'll say this:

    I never cry for semi-shady companies when some customer rolls them. Basically that's a private matter between them and the customer. If the company goes back after the customer for rolling them and gets him in trouble in some way, then I won't cry for him, either. However, I'm not going to sit on my high horse and wag my finger at someone and say, "You shouldn't have charged back against that semi-shady gambling site! Shame shame shame!"

    FanDuel and Draft Kings have done many shady things during their existence, from highly deceptive marketing to allowing employees with access to privileged data to play on each other's sites. They knew exactly what they were doing wrong when it was going on, and they kept doing it anyway. Who suffered? The average customer.

    So when a customer says, "You know what? You weren't running your site ethically, so fuck off. I'm taking back the money I lost, whether your actions affected me or not!", I can't really fault him.

    Keep in mind that I've never charged back against a gambling site personally, and have always taken my losses and moved on. However, you can't at all equate this to stealing or scamming. handicapme had a somewhat legit gripe regarding the ethics of the way they ran their games, and at this point it becomes a civil matter between him and them, and not really our business anymore.

    If handicapme was a habitual company scammer who always charged back after receiving services, that would be a different story.

    In this case, it was a one-off situation which is murky enough to where, honestly, it's not really worth judging him.

    As he mentioned, he also never ripped off a single person during his long time in this community. On the contrary, he has GIVEN lots of money to freerolls and contests over the years, so PFA (especially radio) has definitely benefited from his presence from that alone.

    In addition, I don't notice anything wrong with his posts. He tends to post for a reason and doesn't shitpost, so what's the problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I don't want to go into the whole Fanduel debate again, but I'll say this:

    I never cry for semi-shady companies when some customer rolls them. Basically that's a private matter between them and the customer. If the company goes back after the customer for rolling them and gets him in trouble in some way, then I won't cry for him, either. However, I'm not going to sit on my high horse and wag my finger at someone and say, "You shouldn't have charged back against that semi-shady gambling site! Shame shame shame!"

    FanDuel and Draft Kings have done many shady things during their existence, from highly deceptive marketing to allowing employees with access to privileged data to play on each other's sites. They knew exactly what they were doing wrong when it was going on, and they kept doing it anyway. Who suffered? The average customer.

    So when a customer says, "You know what? You weren't running your site ethically, so fuck off. I'm taking back the money I lost, whether your actions affected me or not!", I can't really fault him.

    Keep in mind that I've never charged back against a gambling site personally, and have always taken my losses and moved on. However, you can't at all equate this to stealing or scamming. handicapme had a somewhat legit gripe regarding the ethics of the way they ran their games, and at this point it becomes a civil matter between him and them, and not really our business anymore.

    If handicapme was a habitual company scammer who always charged back after receiving services, that would be a different story.

    In this case, it was a one-off situation which is murky enough to where, honestly, it's not really worth judging him.

    As he mentioned, he also never ripped off a single person during his long time in this community. On the contrary, he has GIVEN lots of money to freerolls and contests over the years, so PFA (especially radio) has definitely benefited from his presence from that alone.

    In addition, I don't notice anything wrong with his posts. He tends to post for a reason and doesn't shitpost, so what's the problem?
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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