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    but if we can get a ice cream scoop of tuna on rice for $7 trip report tyde will prove he is still the number 1 hitmaker

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    The problem isn't how many people you banned, it's that you only ban the people that troll YOU. Occasionally we all need a little trolling, people can get away with murder around here as long as they don't troll you.


    Also I am going to need a tuna trip report
    The fact that Deal survived all of these years despite incessant trolling of me (and little else) proves the above to be untrue.

    I finally had enough recently when he was stepping up the trolling to telling outright lies about me, but if I was simply removing those trolling me, there would be a ton of people gone from here. There aren't.

    I've banned very few people. The ones banned were for posting my personal/family info, making real-life threats against me, or being here primarily to troll me over a long period of time.

    As far as forum owners who actively post on their own site, I'm probably one of the most lenient when it comes to allowing nasty/abusive/trolling messages toward the owner.

    I don't remove people who criticize or insult me. I only remove them if their purpose here is either to threaten me, post my personal info, or make my own forum miserable for me. Anyone who would put the time and effort to run a forum and tolerate any of those things is a complete chump and doormat. Don't use my site to fuck with me, and you'll be good here. End of story.

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    todge its so easy for people to get a reaction from you

    sure posting personal/family info or making real-life threats against you is obv gonna get a snap ban but someone like fluffer for example i think you banned him for calling you tubby a few too many times lol

     
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    but that being said we should remember that todge runs this site at a loss and its a thankless task so lets all take a moment to praise todd for this wonderful website he has given to his posters

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    but that being said we should remember that todge runs this site at a loss and its a thankless task so lets all take a moment to praise todd for this wonderful website he has given to his posters
    Yup. Todge is Godge

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    todge its so easy for people to get a reaction from you

    sure posting personal/family info or making real-life threats against you is obv gonna get a snap ban but someone like fluffer for example i think you banned him for calling you tubby a few too many times lol
    I ban anyone whose primary purpose here is to troll me.

    I'm not running this site, at a loss or otherwise, so anonymous weirdos can get their jollies taking constant shots at me. If that's all they have to offer this site, I don't want them here. As I said, I am very lenient regarding people criticizing or trolling me on this site, and you know it.

    It's laughable when I ban a few assholes who are only here to make me miserable, and certain people bitch that I'm being too heavy handed.

    Keep in mind I also get stuck making enemies with the SixToedPetes of the world, who end up taking it out on me when they cause their own problems with other users and I don't 100% take their side.

    The least I can ask of people is to at least show me a minimum amount of respect and not simply post here to try to piss me off or harm my reputation.

     
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      Kuntmissioner: Thanks Todd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I don't remove people who criticize or insult me

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    you did exactly that to Deal last week. He was banned simply for calling you out for being a self absorbed, narcissistic douche

    and that was precisely why I was banned last time if you recall Rainman

    you just justify being a the ultimate autistic control freak by labeling those who critique your unsavory personality (or lack thereof) as 'trolling'

    fucking unbelievable

    but by all means, keep trying to sell yourself on the ridiculous notion that you're fair, balanced and impartial because we all know what a stand up guy you really are deep down and how much you do for this community of misfits

    oh and on a side note, I think its hilarious that in all the years this sideshow of circus freaks has been online, you have not once to my knowledge ever even made a contribution to your own freerolls

    lol you can't make this shit up folks

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    Should we respect Todd? Do we treat Him with the utmost respect that He deserves? Are we in awe of Him?

    I think most of us would say to ourselves, “Well of course, He is Todd” and then just kind of move on from the subject. What does my fellow pfa posters say about this ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    It's laughable when I ban a few assholes who are only here to make me miserable.

    trust me

    you do a great job being miserable without any help from anyone

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    There can only be one best poster and that's obviously SONATINE but here's my top 2:

    1. sonatine
    2. donkdowndonedied (he allegedly created the Jewdonk persona)

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol View Post
    There can only be one best poster and that's obviously SONATINE but here's my top 2:

    1. sonatine
    2. donkdowndonedied (he allegedly created the Jewdonk persona)
    forgot about donkdowndonedied. love his incoherent rambling so much

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    2. Brandi

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sol View Post
    There can only be one best poster and that's obviously SONATINE but here's my top 2:

    1. sonatine
    2. donkdowndonedied (he allegedly created the Jewdonk persona)
    forgot about donkdowndonedied. love his incoherent rambling so much

    yea Brian had to change his screen name to donkdowndonedied only because he was getting his shit packed in every time he posted as fuhoser

    but its always been the same incomprehensible smack induced drivel no matter what name he uses

    if anything, he ranks on the top of the list for worst posters ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    The problem isn't how many people you banned, it's that you only ban the people that troll YOU. Occasionally we all need a little trolling, people can get away with murder around here as long as they don't troll you.


    Also I am going to need a tuna trip report
    The fact that Deal survived all of these years despite incessant trolling of me (and little else) proves the above to be untrue.

    I finally had enough recently when he was stepping up the trolling to telling outright lies about me, but if I was simply removing those trolling me, there would be a ton of people gone from here. There aren't.

    I've banned very few people. The ones banned were for posting my personal/family info, making real-life threats against me, or being here primarily to troll me over a long period of time.

    As far as forum owners who actively post on their own site, I'm probably one of the most lenient when it comes to allowing nasty/abusive/trolling messages toward the owner.

    I don't remove people who criticize or insult me. I only remove them if their purpose here is either to threaten me, post my personal info, or make my own forum miserable for me. Anyone who would put the time and effort to run a forum and tolerate any of those things is a complete chump and doormat. Don't use my site to fuck with me, and you'll be good here. End of story.

    First off, If they threaten your "real world" fuck em, let em burn.

    The two that come to mind are Fluffer, and Deal, both were trolls, and both rode your ass, but neither did harm.

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    changing vote back to jewdonk

     
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      tyde: Im honored by this endorsement from one of the most amazing posters I've ever seen

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    Free form expression. Discuss sports, news, entertainment, or just bitch about random stuff. The rules in this forum are a lot more lax than elsewhere on the site.


    as long as you don't 'troll' the owner and sole administrator of this shithole who has never contributed a single dime to his own freerolls in over 5 years

    every time I read the site monologue on the homepage, and the lack of 'rules' for what is supposedly the most (ahem) 'lax' forum on this cesspool

    I throw up in my mouth a little bit

    bitch about 'random stuff'

    as long as it doesn't entail bitching about Rainman

    #FREE DEAL

    #FREE FLUFFER

    #FREE MWH

    #FREE SIXTOE

    #FREE SCOTTY CLARK

    lol @ "free form discussion"....

    WTF does that even mean you narcissistic douche ?

    get back to snooping IP addresses at 4 AM working dilligently on your collective database of anyone that has ever donated a few bucks to your freerolls on 'radio' nights via their pay info

    100% guaranteed that anyone and everyone that ever contributed a dime to PFA via electronic transfer to you has not only been permanently documented in your sad little spreadsheet, but easily passes you on the donation list of your own site freeroll list you miserable cheap fuck

    you literally rank at the end of the list for actual financing contributions to your own shit website

    runs the site at a loss.....buwahahaha

    thats so classic

     
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    the last time Todd tried to inject himself into actual poker FRAUD

    it definitely wasn't here on this ugly bitch

    he did it on 2+2 over some poor sap at a Vegas casino

    if I recall correctly it was the Palms, where he went ballistic accusing some poker room manager of skimming proceeds or whatever before any real facts came out

    also he only started up on his accusations after reading of the impending scandal on 2+2

    which is coincidentally the source of where he regurgitates the bulk of his fraud accusations here

    no wonder Mason threatened to sue him if he continued to repost 2+2 material on this pile of cow dung

    thats his MO.....accuse first....ask questions later

    then Bob Freebie (me) came along and made kilowatt his little butt puppet and he got banned from 2+2 over his refusal to acknowledge the fact that he was flat out wrong refusing to apologize

    Mason took the bull by the horns and banned the fuck out of Todd

    But he is back now through some act of God

    I'd love to see that email exchange between Todd and Mason where Rainman was sucking his dick to get his 2+2 account back

    Todd is literally incapable physically of ever admitting he was wrong under any conditions

    You could waterboard this motherfucker and he would rather drown instead of uttering the words 'I'm sorry and I was wrong'

    but I won't lie, that was extremely satisfying making him my bitch and getting his kilowat dupe on 2+2 banned

    Its amazing how ineffective Todd is when he isn't on a level playing field

    this pile of feces is the only place on the internet where he can pretend he's important and relevant in the poker world

    it's no biggie though

    everyone who is anyone in the poker world knows what a joke this failsite is and what a monumental fail Todd has been at life

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    the last time Todd tried to inject himself into actual poker FRAUD

    it definitely wasn't here on this ugly bitch

    he did it on 2+2 over some poor sap at a Vegas casino

    if I recall correctly it was the Palms, where he went ballistic accusing some poker room manager of skimming proceeds or whatever before any real facts came out

    also he only started up on his accusations after reading of the impending scandal on 2+2

    which is coincidentally the source of where he regurgitates the bulk of his fraud accusations here

    no wonder Mason threatened to sue him if he continued to repost 2+2 material on this pile of cow dung

    thats his MO.....accuse first....ask questions later

    then Bob Freebie (me) came along and made kilowatt his little butt puppet and he got banned from 2+2 over his refusal to acknowledge the fact that he was flat out wrong refusing to apologize

    Mason took the bull by the horns and banned the fuck out of Todd

    But he is back now through some act of God

    I'd love to see that email exchange between Todd and Mason where Rainman was sucking his dick to get his 2+2 account back

    Todd is literally incapable physically of ever admitting he was wrong under any conditions

    You could waterboard this motherfucker and he would rather drown instead of uttering the words 'I'm sorry and I was wrong'

    but I won't lie, that was extremely satisfying making him my bitch and getting his kilowat dupe on 2+2 banned

    Its amazing how ineffective Todd is when he isn't on a level playing field

    this pile of feces is the only place on the internet where he can pretend he's important and relevant in the poker world

    it's no biggie though

    everyone who is anyone in the poker world knows what a joke this failsite is and what a monumental fail Todd has been at life

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    anyway back on point since this thread originated as the BEST POSTER EVER

    My personal TOP 3

    I like Sanlmar at # 1

    he's very articulate, objective and thoughtful. I never miss a single one of his posts. For whatever reason he's under the impression that I don't like him, but his sharp wit and subtle brand of making a point goes unnoticed on this audience of mostly intellectual misfits

    # 2 has to go to Sonatine

    Truth be told he pisses me off with his onslaught of pro liberal gibberish, and he can come off as extremely condescending and all-knowing. But at the end of the day (I hate that cliche'...its so overused) he's arguably the most intelligent poster on this site. He's an extremely harsh and vicious troll if you get on his bad side. But the fact remains he's the most talented writer I've ever seen on message forums

    # 3 is a tie between lol wow aka gay sex....and ZAP the Fractions Giraffe

    these guys are sublime, with no rhyme or reason to their posts. They rarely make any sense, but for some reason they are both must reads. I have chatted with Gare on several occasions and he is a fucking douche, but I have to give credit where credit is due...his out of context and totally unrelated posts to the topic at hand always crack me up. He has a gift for one liner comedy.

    Zap is from another planet on the other hand, and I'm still trying to figure him out. That said, I think he's quite possible a genius in the truest sense. Not to mention that his work on Paint is legendary and redefines comedy on many levels

    nuff said

     
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    HONORABLE MENTION


    DJ CHAPS

    OBV

    even though my boy Chappie is a huge flake leaving me hanging at a donut shop in Halifax....I have a lot of respect for him putting himself out there smoking weed on live streams and posting as himself

    always been a huge fan

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