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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde
    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment










    Another gem from Young Curacao.

     
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    merton...u goota launch rippypoker.com

    that shit would be better than all four tyde versions.

    if you make a pit bull sub forum i will post in it. i also know a radio dude i could hook u up wit. make 2018 ur best yr ever
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde
    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Didn't realize spiritual enlightenment meant spewing as much hatred & keeping as many childish feuds going as possible.

    I was under the impression that it was kinda the opposite of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde
    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Didn't realize spiritual enlightenment meant spewing as much hatred & keeping as many childish feuds going as possible.

    I was under the impression that it was kinda the opposite of that.
    Funny how he spews out "spiritual enlightenment" after downing a fifth of tequila.
    "It just goes to show the kind of person you are , I got no toe"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    money is shit

    the pursuit of money is shit

    This would make sense if you spent all your spare time hiking, exploring nature and living off the land. Kind of like that guy on Nat Geo who shoots a moose to give him 6 months of meat.

    However, you claim the 'pursuit of money it shit', yet you spend most of your spare time in Limelight type poker rooms and Stars trying to make more money. You are going out of your way trying to sound like a hypocrite.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    money is shit

    the pursuit of money is shit

    This would make sense if you spent all your spare time hiking, exploring nature and living off the land. Kind of like that guy on Nat Geo who shoots a moose to give him 6 months of meat.

    However, you claim the 'pursuit of money it shit', yet you spend most of your spare time in Limelight type poker rooms and Stars trying to make more money. You are going out of your way trying to sound like a hypocrite.
    I doubt even Tyde is delusional enough to think he plays poker to "make money." At best it is a hobby and at worst it is an addiction he has no control over. (As usual the truth is probably somewhere in the middle)

    It is worth noting though that most people who decide that pursuing money is shit are rationalizing their own failure to do so. There are exceptions, but most people who were successful in the pursuit of resource accumulation (aka $$) don't regret that choice.

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    who coined "dr pockleface" ?....step right up
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    who coined "dr pockleface" ?....step right up
    I think drexel - another example of someone going above and beyond to help the cratered vagrant only to get burned for his efforts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde
    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment










    Another gem from Young Curacao.







    Martys "spiritual" enlightenment












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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    who coined "dr pockleface" ?....step right up
    It was Team Razor. It was based on a free roll that Tyde gave Delaware from a tydepoker.com tournament, but Team Razor disputed it was to be given to OSA. Something about OSA being banned or something when he played. It was like 9 years ago.

    The name got so popular Micon asked Team Razor to give him credit that he invented the name in forgiveness of a debt of $500. Micon said he would credit Team Razor a discount of $250, it was more of a ploy just to get money from Razor, but I believe Razor refused.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    I highly doubt he is using Meth.
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    A casual meth user? I doubt it.
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    Go back to your dope you fucking meth head.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    A casual meth user? I doubt it.
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    Go back to your dope you fucking meth head.


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    Dr. Pocklewface, ok so you don't want accumulate money.

    Do you think you could find it in your heart to at least put your MOM in a car built this century? Set her free from that Pinto or whatever that junker is.

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    You could pick up a brand new Corolla or Civic with 2 months of your wages and have money left over, buy her a year of insurance and you still have plenty for Beam. Can you imagine how much joy something like this would bring to your dear mom? Talk about spiritual wellness, this is the path you seek.

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    “I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely grateful.”
    Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegallyNonBindingPosts View Post
    Dr. Pocklewface, ok so you don't want accumulate money.

    Do you think you could find it in your heart to at least put your MOM in a car built this century? Set her free from that Pinto or whatever that junker is.
    If that really is Tyde's mom's car you should be given a fucking nap for being creepy.

    You should probably be given a nap anyways for calling that thing a ford pinto when it's obviously a chevy product.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
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    Dr. Pocklewface, ok so you don't want accumulate money.

    Do you think you could find it in your heart to at least put your MOM in a car built this century? Set her free from that Pinto or whatever that junker is.
    If that really is Tyde's mom's car you should be given a fucking nap for being creepy.

    You should probably be given a nap anyways for calling that thing a ford pinto when it's obviously a chevy product.

    After many wasted hours, I'm willing to bet that is SetofKs......lol amphetamines
    Last edited by Mintjewlips; 03-11-2018 at 10:23 PM.
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
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    stick to nothing

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    That's what she said..


    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegallyNonBindingPosts View Post

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    That is a Chevrolet Chevette. I know a lot about cars and can tell you with authority that it was inspired by the Trabant - a niche Russian import.

    It is representative of the absolute crap that were automobiles in the 80’s.

    Druff’s father probably owned a Cadillac Cimarron 1982-88. It was a chromed out Cavalier.

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    Cars in the 80’s were some funny but sobering shit. The Chevette is proof civilization really was teetering on the brink.

    The 80’s were a low point indeed.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LegallyNonBindingPosts View Post

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    That is a Chevrolet Chevette. I know a lot about cars and can tell you with authority that it was inspired by the Trabant - a niche Russian import.

    It is representative of the absolute crap that were automobiles in the 80’s.

    Druff’s father probably owned a Cadillac Cimarron 1982-88. It was a chromed out Cavalier.

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    Cars in the 80’s were some funny but sobering shit. The Chevette is proof civilization really was teetering on the brink.

    The 80’s were a low point indeed.
    Real Gs got their hands on Yugos or Le Cars.
    HILLARY WON

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