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    Talking about Ultimate Bet in 2018, is about as mind-numbing as CNN obsessing about DJT sex with a porn star in 2006. Give me a fucking break already. It's beyond old news. I usually read with great interest in Druff-Tyde feuds, but I gotta say I skimmed this one like in less than a minute.

    I'd much rather hear about Tyde's stories on the ships, or even a recent story of Druff playing poker. But UB scandal from 2009 nobody cares.


    I'd much rather hear about hutmasters glamorous life running an unprofitable pizza restaurant in a podunk shithole like Lompoc, California

    #livingthedream

    #soggydough

    So sad Tgull, Tyde, handicap are three fuckin Trolls! keep up the good work!

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    With all due respect, Marty asked a very reasonable question of Druff. Why haven't you married the mother of your child after being together and living with for around ten years. Very reasonable question. If there are no kids involved fine but having a child together the only reason could be money which surprises exactly nobody. So I guess we don't need you to answer. The answer is money.
    My aunt and uncle have been together 40 years without being married. They have 4 adult children.

     
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    I believe everything on the internet.



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    With all due respect, Marty asked a very reasonable question of Druff. Why haven't you married the mother of your child after being together and living with for around ten years. Very reasonable question. If there are no kids involved fine but having a child together the only reason could be money which surprises exactly nobody. So I guess we don't need you to answer. The answer is money.
    Its none of our business and doesn't deserve an answer.

  5. #85
    On April 1st please ban Tyde and bring back Deal, fluffer, garrett and lewfather.

    But permanently, not as a joke.

     
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    lol..rippy be like gone for 6 months, come back hits the ground running wit a full out assault for no apparent reason other than being himself or whacked out on something.

     
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    Tyde,

    I am not moralizing here, but how can you stand working as hard as you work for 3 months in a row, only to come home and blow it all gambling, especially on games you cannot win like Stars? With all the bots you have to be in the upper 1% of players even to scratch out a living. Going to Mexico to play internet poker? WTF?

    You could get a nice 900 square foot apartment for like $1000 a month in Arizona or Nevada. Yeah, you would not live there 5 months a year, but so what, you have something to come home to. Plus, I know you know this, but its just a matter of time before you have some type of medical event. You really want to battle a medical event with $1,400 in the bank, then what?

    It would only take 2 years to get a substantial savings account given your line of work. But going to Mexico and blowing your hard earned money on Stars? I personally would be monumentally depressed going back on the ship. Not sure what you are doing but it makes no sense. I am not saying you cannot play poker again, but a few hundred bucks here and there not a few thousand. You are flat out too old for that shit.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Tyde,

    I am not moralizing here, but how can you stand working as hard as you work for 3 months in a row, only to come home and blow it all gambling, especially on games you cannot win like Stars? With all the bots you have to be in the upper 1% of players even to scratch out a living. Going to Mexico to play internet poker? WTF?

    You could get a nice 900 square foot apartment for like $1000 a month in Arizona or Nevada. Yeah, you would not live there 5 months a year, but so what, you have something to come home to. Plus, I know you know this, but its just a matter of time before you have some type of medical event. You really want to battle a medical event with $1,400 in the bank, then what?

    It would only take 2 years to get a substantial savings account given your line of work. But going to Mexico and blowing your hard earned money on Stars? I personally would be monumentally depressed going back on the ship. Not sure what you are doing but it makes no sense. I am not saying you cannot play poker again, but a few hundred bucks here and there not a few thousand. You are flat out too old for that shit.
    Playing on Stars is just the excuse he uses.

    Cheap booze, cheap hookers, and most importantly cheap meth.

    Marty will deny it, but anybody who's read his posts over the last few years can clearly see he's changed. Was always obvious he was a drinker and most of his rants were because of his wet brain, but now he's totally deluded and his thoughts are all over the place.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Tyde,

    I am not moralizing here, but how can you stand working as hard as you work for 3 months in a row, only to come home and blow it all gambling, especially on games you cannot win like Stars? With all the bots you have to be in the upper 1% of players even to scratch out a living. Going to Mexico to play internet poker? WTF?

    You could get a nice 900 square foot apartment for like $1000 a month in Arizona or Nevada. Yeah, you would not live there 5 months a year, but so what, you have something to come home to. Plus, I know you know this, but its just a matter of time before you have some type of medical event. You really want to battle a medical event with $1,400 in the bank, then what?

    It would only take 2 years to get a substantial savings account given your line of work. But going to Mexico and blowing your hard earned money on Stars? I personally would be monumentally depressed going back on the ship. Not sure what you are doing but it makes no sense. I am not saying you cannot play poker again, but a few hundred bucks here and there not a few thousand. You are flat out too old for that shit.


    thanks for your response


    the truth is that money means shit to me


    I refuse to live my life chasing it


    I'm fortunate enough to have a great paying career now, but I don't equate life success with how much money I have in the bank


    money should not be the measuring stick for success in life


    unfortunately you need money to survive


    but I don't equate financial success with happiness


    some of the best times in my life coincided when I was dead broke


    by the same token, some of the most miserable times in my life were at the same time when I was flushed with hundos


    money is a necessary evil to me


    I do appreciate your genuine question


    plenty of miserable pricks out there with 7 figure bank accounts

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Tyde,

    I am not moralizing here, but how can you stand working as hard as you work for 3 months in a row, only to come home and blow it all gambling, especially on games you cannot win like Stars? With all the bots you have to be in the upper 1% of players even to scratch out a living. Going to Mexico to play internet poker? WTF?

    You could get a nice 900 square foot apartment for like $1000 a month in Arizona or Nevada. Yeah, you would not live there 5 months a year, but so what, you have something to come home to. Plus, I know you know this, but its just a matter of time before you have some type of medical event. You really want to battle a medical event with $1,400 in the bank, then what?

    It would only take 2 years to get a substantial savings account given your line of work. But going to Mexico and blowing your hard earned money on Stars? I personally would be monumentally depressed going back on the ship. Not sure what you are doing but it makes no sense. I am not saying you cannot play poker again, but a few hundred bucks here and there not a few thousand. You are flat out too old for that shit.
    Playing on Stars is just the excuse he uses.

    Cheap booze, cheap hookers, and most importantly cheap meth.

    Marty will deny it, but anybody who's read his posts over the last few years can clearly see he's changed. Was always obvious he was a drinker and most of his rants were because of his wet brain, but now he's totally deluded and his thoughts are all over the place.
    I highly doubt he is using Meth. First he could never pass the drug test, and secondly he could not handle the withdrawals being out to sea months at a time.

    I don't know why he insists on blowing him money other than I know for a fact some people cannot handle having any type of money. I remember when I starting accumulating money in 2009, there was always the temptation to hop a plane to Las Vegas and get a suite and sit down at the Black Jack table. It took a while to break the mental cycle and start an everyday life of staying home on a weekend and watching TV.

    I know a guy who lost everything three times over because he simply could not watch a sporting event without some type of action. He even got a fresh lease on life after getting a half million inheritance. That lasted less than a year.

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    he destroyed a hotel bath tub trying to cook meth surely he smokes it at least now and again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    Tyde,

    I am not moralizing here, but how can you stand working as hard as you work for 3 months in a row, only to come home and blow it all gambling, especially on games you cannot win like Stars? With all the bots you have to be in the upper 1% of players even to scratch out a living. Going to Mexico to play internet poker? WTF?

    You could get a nice 900 square foot apartment for like $1000 a month in Arizona or Nevada. Yeah, you would not live there 5 months a year, but so what, you have something to come home to. Plus, I know you know this, but its just a matter of time before you have some type of medical event. You really want to battle a medical event with $1,400 in the bank, then what?

    It would only take 2 years to get a substantial savings account given your line of work. But going to Mexico and blowing your hard earned money on Stars? I personally would be monumentally depressed going back on the ship. Not sure what you are doing but it makes no sense. I am not saying you cannot play poker again, but a few hundred bucks here and there not a few thousand. You are flat out too old for that shit.


    thanks for your response


    the truth is that money means shit to me


    I refuse to live my life chasing it


    I'm fortunate enough to have a great paying career now, but I don't equate life success with how much money I have in the bank


    money should not be the measuring stick for success in life


    unfortunately you need money to survive


    but I don't equate financial success with happiness


    some of the happiest times in my life coincided when I was dead broke


    by the same token, some of the most miserable times in my life were at the same time when I was flushed with hundos


    money is a necessary evil to me


    I do appreciate your genuine question


    plenty of miserable pricks out there with 7 figure bank accounts
    I get where you on coming from, but you are not chasing money, rather going out of your way to waste it big difference. Look, I don't give a shit either way. I am merely commenting on how you can stand wasting your money after working so hard to earn it. I was in the same boat back in 2005 blowing it on Party as fast as it came in. But I was young and stupid then. I just could not imagine at my age now going out an dumping $20,000 on a game where I am almost certain to lose.

    It would be different if you were getting back from sea and hopping on a plane to go to some all inclusive resort in the Caribbean for a month. That would be a waste as well, but you could chalk it up to living life. But to go to Mexico and sit in an apartment and play Stars, I just don't get it. But who gives a fuck what anyone thinks its your money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Salty_Aus View Post

    Playing on Stars is just the excuse he uses.

    Cheap booze, cheap hookers, and most importantly cheap meth.

    Marty will deny it, but anybody who's read his posts over the last few years can clearly see he's changed. Was always obvious he was a drinker and most of his rants were because of his wet brain, but now he's totally deluded and his thoughts are all over the place.
    I highly doubt he is using Meth. First he could never pass the drug test, and secondly he could not handle the withdrawals being out to sea months at a time.

    I don't know why he insists on blowing him money other than I know for a fact some people cannot handle having any type of money. I remember when I starting accumulating money in 2009, there was always the temptation to hop a plane to Las Vegas and get a suite and sit down at the Black Jack table. It took a while to break the mental cycle and start an everyday life of staying home on a weekend and watching TV.

    I know a guy who lost everything three times over because he simply could not watch a sporting event without some type of action. He even got a fresh lease on life after getting a half million inheritance. That lasted less than a year.
    He wouldn't pass a cannabis test, being a chronic user it stays in your fat for over a month. Meth by comparison is not going to show up in a urine test after a few days.

    Cook is going to be the last person to get a random test. Bridge crew and engineers are the ones who get tested regularly, not like a stoned cook is going to cause an accident at sea.

    Much easier to hide 20 grams of meth then weed.
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    he destroyed a hotel bath tub trying to cook meth surely he smokes it at least now and again
    A casual meth user? I doubt it. Plus, he could never pass the drug test even if it were a casual habit.

    As far as the bathtub thing, I am not saying you need a Breaking Bad type meth lab, but you certainly need more than a bath tub, give me a break. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salty_Aus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    I highly doubt he is using Meth. First he could never pass the drug test, and secondly he could not handle the withdrawals being out to sea months at a time.

    I don't know why he insists on blowing him money other than I know for a fact some people cannot handle having any type of money. I remember when I starting accumulating money in 2009, there was always the temptation to hop a plane to Las Vegas and get a suite and sit down at the Black Jack table. It took a while to break the mental cycle and start an everyday life of staying home on a weekend and watching TV.

    I know a guy who lost everything three times over because he simply could not watch a sporting event without some type of action. He even got a fresh lease on life after getting a half million inheritance. That lasted less than a year.
    He wouldn't pass a cannabis test, being a chronic user it stays in your fat for over a month.

    Cook is going to be the last person to get a random test. Bridge crew and engineers are the ones who get tested regularly, not like a stoned cook is going to cause an accident at sea.

    Much easier to hide 20 grams of meth then weed.
    I guess in theory you can mask any drug test if you are committed. I just don't know how you could ever hide a meth habit, everything I have seen its the most crippling habit out there.

     
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    money is shit

    the pursuit of money is shit

    everybody dies

    the notion of amassing wealth disgusts me

    but unfortunately we need money to survive and thrive

    see you on the dark side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    money is shit

    the pursuit of money is shit

    everybody dies

    the notion of amassing wealth disgusts me

    but unfortunately we need money to survive and thrive

    see you on the dark side
    You are an enormous Trump fan yet the notion of amassing wealth disgusts you? I like Trump as well, but I cannot see how you love Trump but despise people who amass wealth.

    You also state money is shit but you need it to thrive? That makes no sense.

    Let me tell you what happened here, you donked off all your money playing poker and are pissed. When are you going to learn your are one fucking fish at the poker table? I thought I sucked at poker, and I do, but you suck much worse. You fucking dumb donk. I just gave you life saving advice and you pissed on it.

    Go back to your dope you fucking meth head. Trying to defend you is impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    money is shit

    the pursuit of money is shit

    everybody dies

    the notion of amassing wealth disgusts me

    but unfortunately we need money to survive and thrive

    see you on the dark side
    You are an enormous Trump fan yet the notion of amassing wealth disgusts you? I like Trump as well, but I cannot see how you love Trump but despise people who amass wealth.

    You also state money is shit but you need it to thrive? That makes no sense.

    Let me tell you what happened here, you donked off all your money playing poker and are pissed. When are you going to learn your are one fucking fish at the poker table? I thought I sucked at poker, and I do, but you suck much worse. You fucking dumb donk. I just gave you life saving advice and you pissed on it.

    Go back to your dope you fucking meth head. Trying to defend you is impossible.

    lol hey retard

    um no I didn't donk off shit

    wow we were doing so well there until you decided to lash out out at me with character attacks

    I like you bottomset, you're an interesting specimen of a human being

    but like most neanderthals, you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment and living a life that revolves around materialistic crap

    carry on though...god speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    he destroyed a hotel bath tub trying to cook meth surely he smokes it at least now and again
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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