I'd rather meet up with Druff.Originally Posted by Deal
I'd rather meet up with Druff.
HILLARY WON
:tilt
HILLARY WON
Nobody would rather meet up with Pockles.I'd rather meet up with Druff.
This is just Deal being his usual idiotic trollish self. Pretty much any in-person meetup anyone has had with Marty has been a disaster.
Weissman, felon, Brandon, China, fuhoser, Micon, and countless others have put out horror stories over the years regarding their in-person interactions with Jewdonk.
The only reason to meet up with Pockles is to see if he's as much of a fuckup in person as he is on the forum.
They all reach the same unfortunate conclusion: Yes, he is.
About 50 different landlords, clients, and employers he's had over the past decade would agree.
Ok fine lets get it on DORK
First things first
never forget that Miri dumped your geek ass (I am a first hand witness) because you were/are (quote) "ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET"
I'll never forget that first meeting I had with you at Money Plays when she was screaming at you because you were so dysfunctional
I'll never forget that limp handshake and your pasty white skin
now here we are...I think like 8 years later
and you still sit here night after night....peckity peck peck on your shit laptop trying so desperately to be relevant in the poker world
you sorry fuck
I cant help but feel a deep seeded sense of sorrow for little Benny....the most neglected child ever...as his father hammers away day after after day on his beloved mobile device
I also reminisce when you took a vacation in the mountains, desperately trying to get an internet connection to no avail.
Or when you took a cruise with your mommy and sat in your cabin on the dial up quality interweb because you can't stand to be away from the net for even one day
and here you are...
night after night after night
shitting on anyone and everyone who doesn't meet your criteria
may I ask you a simple question ?
why haven't you married the mother of your child ?
actually I think the more relevant question is how the fuck is she still tolerating your narcissistic and vile persona, and not packing up Benny in a rented Ford Fiesta fleeing from your awful and self absorbed lack of humanity ?
Miri had the good sense to BOUNCE
I'm genuinely curious why after (what the fuck like 7 years now?) you still haven't married the mother of your child
You're a lowlife Todd....you're a self important, genuinely miserable prick
You're no pillar of justice in the poker world
just a failed player whom everyone around you despises with a crappy vbulletin forum trying to prop himself up as relevent
if you polled every poker player on the circuit....95% of them have never heard of you, and the remaining 5% regard you as a total douche
nice legacy bro
Last edited by tyde; 03-03-2018 at 01:42 AM.
anyway shall I start listing the EPIC posters from NWP/DD who chose not to post on this jokesite because of Todd ?
it will be a long list
Rainman likes to pretend that he was the big draw for posters on NWP LOLOL
yea Mr. Charisma himself
I was there folks.
Todd you're such a colossal MUTT
shall I continue ?
Would you like me to bring Miri out here so she can tell the REAL story about what happened that night at Moneyplays?
YOU were the one she said was "addicted to the internet".
You were constantly running up to us like a drunk buffoon trying to rant about forum shit, and neither of us wanted to hear about it. We kept trying to politely change the subject and get away from you, and then a few minutes later, you'd scamper up to us like a drunk little beaver and do the exact same thing again.
Anyone who has met you will verify that ALL YOU DO is sit and ramble about forum shit, because you literally have nothing else going on in your life. You still brag quietly to your "friends" (ones who actually laugh at you behind your back and have no respect for you) about how many "hits" you bring to MY forum. Pathetic.
Contrast that to when I meet up with people from the forum, where I rarely bring up any forum topics unless asked about them. That's because I'm more interested in getting to know the person I'm meeting, and you only want to ramble about what a great forum poster you think you are. This is one of many reasons why nobody wants to spend any time with you. Oh, and you spit on everyone when you talk.
Hilarious that you are attempting to bash me for my 8+ year relationship when you can't manage to be with a woman for longer than 8 minutes, unless you're paying for an hour with her.
I was with Miri for almost 8 years prior to this one with Ben's mom.
When was the last time you had relations with any woman who could stand you for even a short length of time? Let me guess... the time you were banging beach bunnies in the 1980s, right?
You really are a joke, and I will laugh hard when you inevitably lose your potato peeling gig on the ship, and have to run back to mommy begging for your monthly check, as you've done for most of your adult life.
simple question
why haven't you married the mother of your child after all this time ?
what is it like 6 or 7 years now ?
also on a side note...just curious
do you sneak any hidden cam videos titty fucking Miri before she shitcanned you ?
Yes, go ahead and continue.
Explain why this forum succeeded Donkdown and turned it into a ghost town, and why your 7 different attempts at taking over the forum world were met with embarrassing failure.
What was the difference between my site and your various failsites?
Do you perhaps think that there's something super-toxic about you, and that no one wants anything to do with you aside from laughing at you?
Exactly the type of creepy question I'd expect from a guy who blurted out, "You smell nice!" as his first words to a woman he met from the forum.
lol come on Todd
you know what happened that night
you can insult me all you want
but you know Im not lying about you and Miri
you're better than that Rainman
felon wrote a legendary post about what an embarrassment you were at the Limelight, and it literally became a HOF NWP thread. Remember?
Brandon was so exasperated by you and your bullshit that he posted an epic list of embarrassing things about you. Remember?
You embarrassed China at the WSOP with your drunken idiocy when he was on the bubble of a $3k Limit event, so much that Phil ivey asked who the drunken idiot was, and if China could somehow get rid of him. After you went off on China at some point (I forget why, usual Manic Marty stuff), he posted that and many other shameful stories of your interactions with him.
You might call Hoser a loser now, but that didn't stop you from driving him to your mom's house, parading him in front of her as an example of "a successful poker pro", and then you hit her up to stake your own budding poker career.
There are so many stories accumulated about you over the years, my head is spinning trying to pick which ones to cite as examples as to how unpleasant you are, and how you burn every bridge you ever have.
Oh, and who remembers when Young Curacao bolted out of the Rio because he heard that 5'3" Hollywood Dave was about to show up, and he was afraid Dave was going to kick his ass for bashing him on NWP?
the shitposters on PFA (im guessing you mean guys like thesparten) are integral to my PFA browsing experience and if anything we need MORE of them to offset the virtue-signalling, fundamentally dishonest reddit-style posts
I don't even know if you're lying or were too drunk to understand what Miri was saying.
I mean, in this thread you couldn't even understand that Deal was trying to troll me, when it was clear as day that he was.
Anyone who has met me will verify that I rarely discuss forum stuff in person, unless asked about it.
Anyone who has met you will verify that you can't keep your mouth shut about forum crap.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out who Miri was yelling at regarding rambling about forum BS at a bar.
OK let me back up a tad if I may
you're so unpopular and disliked its ridiculous
very few members here know the real story of how you muscled your way into NWP
I know your backstory unlike most of these schlubs
Todd you are arguably in the top 5 most least liked 'personalities' in the poker world
for those who have even ever heard of you
this site only exists as a platform for you to posture as some bastion of integrity
you are far from it and its a total disgrace IMO
the manner in which you lash out at others for their lack of ethics
fucking LOL
you're a self important piece of shit who gets off on calling out others for far lesser crimes
you're no saint....you basically prop yourself up as some kind of savior
while bashing others you envy
your self righteous hypocrisy is truly mind boggling
I also like how Pockles pretends he's speaking for Anal_Hershiser, when in reality he never talked to him outside of the forum (probably not even in PM).
He's just flat out lying by saying that he left because of dissatisfaction with me and how the forum was run.
While Azzclown/Anal_Hershiser bashed me at times, his final year or so on the forum was spent fighting with people like Barry and fuhoser. I actually remember him defending me toward the end, so it's doubtful he left because of any dislike of me.
But the Good Doctor never let the truth get in the way of his drunken rambling.
I don't even know if you're lying or were too drunk to understand what Miri was saying.
I mean, in this thread you couldn't even understand that Deal was trying to troll me, when it was clear as day that he was.
Anyone who has met me will verify that I rarely discuss forum stuff in person, unless asked about it.
Anyone who has met you will verify that you can't keep your mouth shut about forum crap.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out who Miri was yelling at regarding rambling about forum BS at a bar.
OK
I was there
Miri screamed at you...
"YOU'RE ADDICTED THE THE INTERNET TODD"
you looked deflated and embarassed
I saw it
she dumped you shortly after
that is a fucking FACT
Anyway Pockles is just on repeat now because I brought up a lot of embarrassing subjects he doesn't want further discussed.
That's my cue to bow out for the night. I think I've engaged the child far too much already.
don't you realize that the reason all these GREAT posters don't contribute here is because they fucking hate you ?
JFC let me know when its time to post names of all the amazing people on NWP that bounced because they despise(d) you
you incorrigible self absorbed piece of shit
you gonna just ban this loser druff ?
I used to look forward to Jewdonk posts, he was witty and entertaining.
Sadly he's become a drug fucked wreck.
Drug induced psychosis 100%
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