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    I wonder what happened to Azzclown / Anal_Hershiser

    The guy trolled me plenty over the years, but I actually miss him.

    In his final days at PFA, he finally revealed a "human" side, where he discussed his wife's IVF procedure, and how thrilled he was to have his twin daughters.

    I never knew much about him. I think he said he was a government employee, and he lived somewhere in Oregon.

    He had long periods of inactivity before, but never for years. He never stated that he was leaving, nor was he expressing dissatisfaction with PFA when he last posted. I wonder what happened to him.

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    He's dead. Anal trauma. unrelated

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    i think it had something to do with this sites pet random subnormals shitposting with absolute impunity but maybe there were other reasons he left.

     
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    Maybe he has a dupe? Not many of us have been here for over a decade under just one name like me, Druff, sonatine and dirtyb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Maybe he has a dupe? Not many of us have been here for over a decade under just one name like me, Druff, sonatine and dirtyb.
    I don't think so. He had a fairly distinct personality and didn't try to hide who he was, even when he switched names from Azzclown to Anal_Hershiser.

    I also don't think he left due to the quality (or lack thereof) of posters here. He was never here to make friends, and in fact enjoyed laying into people he found to be wrong or idiotic.

    There was one point when fuhoser claimed to have maybe found info on him (the two of them were always arguing), so perhaps that shook him into leaving the site. I don't remember the timing on that, so maybe that wasn't it, but that's my best theory at the moment.

    He was always extremely private and repeatedly said that he didn't want anyone knowing who he was.

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    Anal was god. Right up there with bottomset and marty in my book.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    He's dead. Anal trauma. unrelated



    I thought he was funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The guy trolled me plenty over the years, but I actually miss him.

    In his final days at PFA, he finally revealed a "human" side, where he discussed his wife's IVF procedure, and how thrilled he was to have his twin daughters.

    I never knew much about him. I think he said he was a government employee, and he lived somewhere in Oregon.

    He had long periods of inactivity before, but never for years. He never stated that he was leaving, nor was he expressing dissatisfaction with PFA when he last posted. I wonder what happened to him.
    Going from zero to two kids in a day is probably what happened.

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    I think the kids were around 2 when he disappeared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The guy trolled me plenty over the years, but I actually miss him.

    In his final days at PFA, he finally revealed a "human" side, where he discussed his wife's IVF procedure, and how thrilled he was to have his twin daughters.

    I never knew much about him. I think he said he was a government employee, and he lived somewhere in Oregon.

    He had long periods of inactivity before, but never for years. He never stated that he was leaving, nor was he expressing dissatisfaction with PFA when he last posted. I wonder what happened to him.


    didn't plan on posting on this fuckhole again...

    but you are easily the most despicable piece of trash in the poker world

    Azzclown doesn't post here anymore because you're a piece of human trash and he decided to distance himself from your brand of hostility and filth

    just like all the old school NWP posters who abandoned this site....

    do I need to list all the epic personalities that don't post here because they fucking hate your ass ?

    you're a complete joke Todd

    PFA is a joke

    everyone here knows you're a joke

    Azzclown doesn't post here anymore because you are a sad fuck trying desperately to validate himself on this shitpile 9th tier forum

    dont you realize how despised and irrelevant you are in the poker world ?

    lol @ PFA

    this site is a testament to the lowest of the low

    all the NWP era posters don't post on this dumpster of a website because they fucking can't stand you

    choke on n-word cocks you self absorbed mega douchebag

    this site only serves a a vehicle to prop up your massive ego and so you can go to asleep at night cuddling your pillow trying to convince yourself that you are somehow relevant in the poker world

    which you definitely aren't





     
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      sonatine: LAZARUS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
      
      big dick: white trash scumbag
      
      varys: Martysaurus Rex
      
      gut: tydepoker.com coming soon
      
      hongkonger: You mad bro?
      
      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: i love jewdonk but who gives a shit about poker, Druff is a solid dude
      
      JACKDANIELS: SHOTS
      
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      tigerpiper: brings the hits

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    Come on Tyde. Enough with the hyperbole.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The guy trolled me plenty over the years, but I actually miss him.

    In his final days at PFA, he finally revealed a "human" side, where he discussed his wife's IVF procedure, and how thrilled he was to have his twin daughters.

    I never knew much about him. I think he said he was a government employee, and he lived somewhere in Oregon.

    He had long periods of inactivity before, but never for years. He never stated that he was leaving, nor was he expressing dissatisfaction with PFA when he last posted. I wonder what happened to him.


    didn't plan on posting on this fuckhole again...

    but you are easily the most despicable piece of trash in the poker world

    Azzclown doesn't post here anymore because you're a piece of human trash and he decided to distance himself from your brand of hostility and filth

    just like all the old school NWP posters who abandoned this site....

    do I need to list all the epic personalities that don't post here because they fucking hate your ass ?

    you're a complete joke Todd

    PFA is a joke

    everyone here knows you're a joke

    Azzclown doesn't post here anymore because you are a sad fuck trying desperately to validate himself on this shitpile 9th tier forum

    dont you realize how despised and irrelevant you are in the poker world ?

    lol @ PFA

    this site is a testament to the lowest of the low

    all the NWP era posters don't post on this dumpster of a website because they fucking can't stand you

    choke on n-word cocks you self absorbed mega douchebag

    this site only serves a a vehicle to prop up your massive ego and so you can go to asleep at night cuddling your pillow trying to convince yourself that you are somehow relevant in the poker world

    which you definitely aren't






    Type is just truly "White Trash Piece of Shit" but he does bring the hits!

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    the galley potato peeler is back. shore leave?
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    I guess Martin feels it's safe to return because enough time has passed since the ass beating he took here due to royally fucking over hutmaster.

    Are we just supposed to forget that happened?

    How's it going, Pockles?

    Cooked any good hotel bathtub meth lately?

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    I gotta admit, I'm a little sad that the place dropped to 9th tier.

     
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    Sorry son, I can't do that now. You see that mean man Marty is back on the internet. I have to sit here and hit pf5 all night in case he posts again. We can't have him posting family tomato pictures.
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    just thought I'd pop in to remind Todd that he is easily one of the top 5 most despised poker personalities (or lack thereof) on the poker internet


    the only others I can think of are that douche Eric Molina or maybe Howard Lederer


    I do know that they are both infinitely more likable than you


    do I need to post a list of NWP regs that stopped posting because they fucking can't stand you ?


    please don't ban me your majesty


    happy to post a long list of old school NWP regs who disappeared and refuse to post on this half baked joke site because they can't stand you and refuse to participate in your little 9th tier ego fest

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    just thought I'd pop in to remind Todd that he is easily one of the top 5 most despised poker personalities (or lack thereof) on the poker internet


    the only others I can think of are that douche Eric Molina or maybe Howard Lederer


    I do know that they are both infinitely more likable than you


    do I need to post a list of NWP regs that stopped posting because they fucking can't stand you ?


    please don't ban me your majesty


    happy to post a long list of old school NWP regs who disappeared and refuse to post on this half baked joke site because they can't stand you and refuse to participate in your little 9th tier ego fest
    So you can list NWP users dating back to 2004 who no longer post on forums, and all of them left because of me? Story checks out.

    The "despised" person here is YOU.

    That's why almost nobody showed up to your attempts at running failsites, aside from a few who wanted to troll you (and you took the bait every single time -- it was pathetic to watch).

    But let's put all of that aside and recall that you left PFA the last time because everyone ran you off.

    You accomplished the rare feat of uniting the entire forum in one opinion, and that opinion was you being an ungrateful scumbag who royally and arrogantly fucked over your only friend in the world.

    hutmaster and I have had our differences, but he was an absolute prince in the way he treated you, and in fact was more generous to you than most fathers would be with their own fuckup sons. You repaid him by stiffing him out of $500 and cooking meth in the bathtub of the hotel he paid for.

    You can attempt to bash me all you want in response, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a pathetic ingrate piece of trash who cares about no one but himself.

     
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    do I really need to post a list of all the great posters on NWP who are unwilling or refuse to post on this shitbag failsite because they despise Todd ?

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