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    Jail Stories

    Jail is nowhere anyone wants to be. It's a horrible existence. There are a few types of housing. Some of the housing is cell living. A "lucky" inmate gets his own cell, otherwise two inmates are required to bunk together in a cell. Some inmates resort to homosexuality. Although it is not prison, even jail can be a dangerous place where fights break out or someone is attacked.

    Living pent up in a tiny space with only an hour out of the cell every two to three days can be extremely taxing on one's mental state. Exercising helps and there are some good exercises one can accomplish even in the small confined space of a cell. Reading fiction books and writing letters is about all that is left besides exercising. Hand stand push-ups are a great exercise, and abdominal work on the mattress is helpful. Some inmates like reading religious texts.

    Another type of living is dorm living. The dorms are very noisy and there is more frequent fighting. There is a television and some inmates are able to make dice. Games of 10,000 can pass the time. Sometimes inmates play poker with commissary items. There is also an hour to play hand ball. It is hard to find time to read in dorm living so one is most often forced to pass the time hanging out with other inmates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverheeb View Post
    Some inmates resort to homosexuality.
    Have you ever been to jail?

    How many times did you take it up the ass?



     
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    Me and big dick once got arrested in a hotel on sodomy charges...

    But when we were examined i was let go and big dick had no choice but to plead guilty for a lesser sentence.

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    I heard Neverheeb was the only vato to walk the main yard alone

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    Lets talk about the sex there.


    Were the young ones the first to get fucked?

    What was used as lube?

    Does DP ever happen?

    Do the guards ever poke fun at the inmates that have to bottom or suck fat dick?
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    As someone prone to push boundaries I realized prison was not for me avoided prison type offences.
    Unfortunately drinking has landed me in the clink on four occasions, one of which an extended stay in the nut house for a month
    because I got lippy with a psychiatrist.

    The nut house is jail-like but the best kind. I did share a room with a psychotic who threatened me but that ended quickly, otherwise no violence.

    The drunk tank simulates prison life, I imagine, if you were in solitary and that must be hell on earth.


    How long were you in for?

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    You get in any fights?

    See any fights?

    How was the food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Me and big dick once got arrested in a hotel on sodomy charges...

    But when we were examined i was let go and big dick had no choice but to plead guilty for a lesser sentence.
    so Bigdick was pitching and you were catching?

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    Never have I ever jerked off to pfa. Take a drink OSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Me and big dick once got arrested in a hotel on sodomy charges...

    But when we were examined i was let go and big dick had no choice but to plead guilty for a lesser sentence.
    so Bigdick was pitching and you were catching?
    No fool..

    Once they saw my pristine hole and compared it to big dick callous encrusted hole.. Charges for big dick were a no brainer.

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