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    Attention north east pokercunts

    https://rwcatskills.com

    Monticello, like 90 minutes north of Manhattan.

    Poker room is basically going to poker war with Borgata.

    Allegedly spreading LHE 3-6 / 5-10 (???) / 10-20, along with the usual NLHE trash, O8, and 7stud (!!!!).

    Poker room will be open in the next 2-4 weeks pending drama.

    Also are first in line for sportsbook license supposedly.

    Apparently a _lot_ of people are scoping out the poker room because obviously its much much much closer than AC for us, so yeah I expect I'll be rolling through fairly often personally.

     
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    whats the rumor on the O8 games that they'll be spreading?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    whats the rumor on the O8 games that they'll be spreading?

    such a good q... i was going to ask about limits for o8 but i get the feeling that they are going to spread whatever people show up wanting to play, and that any commitments i get now are going to be subject to on-site decisions when they actually open the room, so i didnt press.

    normally id expect it to just settle into olds nut hunting at 3/6 but with it being so close to manhattan, i mean, who knows... we could literally see the bridge and tunnel hedgefags showing up, at which point this turns into a black chip game.

    i get the feeling that gaming here is not like gaming in california, where you can only spread very specific games/limits that youre licensed for. so nothing is off the table?

    grain of salt naturally but we wont have to wait long to find out.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    It probably is rare that a man’s life can be divided clearly between before and after one specific Catskills ad.

    I pretty much ran the show at home in all matters domestic and foreign. I was king of the castle and life was good.

    Then one day my wife saw an ad for a resort in the Poconos featuring a heart shaped tub. I told her there was no fucking way I am driving, god only knows how many hours, to the fucking Poconos just for a stupid heart shaped tub.

    She packed her bags and disappeared for several days leaving me with two small kids to tend to. I barely knew their names much less their routine. I was working and had commitments. No one knew where she went or if she would ever come back.

    She returned but I have been wearing panties ever since.

    She now wants to remodel the kitchen. I like Cherry wood and dark counters. She likes white and blue. White and blue is nice.

    I get the Poconos really aren’t the Catskills. However, if you think I ain’t going there for a heart shaped tub you best believe I won’t be going there for fucking poker.

    Unless you threaten to leave me Sonatine.

    Fuck the Catskills.

     
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    Attention north east pokercunts.

    My Mother Fucker. I couldn't of made a better thread title if I tried.

    I wish I had some good info for you on this but if I did you probably wind up getting banned and telling everyone that a double cheese burger was the best choice u had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    whats the rumor on the O8 games that they'll be spreading?

    such a good q... i was going to ask about limits for o8 but i get the feeling that they are going to spread whatever people show up wanting to play, and that any commitments i get now are going to be subject to on-site decisions when they actually open the room, so i didnt press.

    normally id expect it to just settle into olds nut hunting at 3/6 but with it being so close to manhattan, i mean, who knows... we could literally see the bridge and tunnel hedgefags showing up, at which point this turns into a black chip game.

    i get the feeling that gaming here is not like gaming in california, where you can only spread very specific games/limits that youre licensed for. so nothing is off the table?

    grain of salt naturally but we wont have to wait long to find out.
    I doubt any of those guys would want to play O8, but holy fuck if they ever had a black chip O8 game we would be neighbors...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    It probably is rare that a man’s life can be divided clearly between before and after one specific Catskills ad.

    I pretty much ran the show at home in all matters domestic and foreign. I was king of the castle and life was good.

    Then one day my wife saw an ad for a resort in the Poconos featuring a heart shaped tub. I told her there was no fucking way I am driving, god only knows how many hours, to the fucking Poconos just for a stupid heart shaped tub.

    She packed her bags and disappeared for several days leaving me with two small kids to tend to. I barely knew their names much less their routine. I was working and had commitments. No one knew where she went or if she would ever come back.

    She returned but I have been wearing panties ever since.

    She now wants to remodel the kitchen. I like Cherry wood and dark counters. She likes white and blue. White and blue is nice.

    I get the Poconos really aren’t the Catskills. However, if you think I ain’t going there for a heart shaped tub you best believe I won’t be going there for fucking poker.

    Unless you threaten to leave me Sonatine.

    Fuck the Catskills.

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    So this is gonna be great. Skiing during the daytime and playing poker at night. Sounds exciting.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    https://rwcatskills.com

    Monticello, like 90 minutes north of Manhattan.

    Poker room is basically going to poker war with Borgata.

    Allegedly spreading LHE 3-6 / 5-10 (???) / 10-20, along with the usual NLHE trash, O8, and 7stud (!!!!).

    Poker room will be open in the next 2-4 weeks pending drama.

    Also are first in line for sportsbook license supposedly.

    Apparently a _lot_ of people are scoping out the poker room because obviously its much much much closer than AC for us, so yeah I expect I'll be rolling through fairly often personally.
    Can't you get to Sands Bethlehem from NYC in 90 minutes? The times I've been there on a Saturday over the last fee years, the boards have been pretty full. In fact, it's as busy there at this very moment as Borgata.

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    And Parx is even closer than Borgata. And seems to have better action.

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    My guess is that these other casinos will take a larger competitive hit than Borgata given how they've lured away a lot of Borgata's tri-state patrons because of the greater convenience.
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    I was in Florida yesterday and played in probably the softest 2-2 200-1k plo game in the history of forever. They don't spread it in the casinos I play in #sad

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    LOL, he said pokercunt


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    i remember back in day as a wee lad when we drove around the outskirts of monticello looking for some food before our horse ran there. which was some really shitty racing with even shittier purses, getting lost and going through an entire jewish orthodox town with everything written in hebrew. as a young tike i was fascinated.
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    The 10 am 10/20 O8/Stud8 game is not a "Borgata" thing, it's a "whichever AC casino is willing to put up with the vile nasty old regulars" game.

    It's always bouncing around, Taj (rip), Harrahs, Ballys, Borgata. After a few months someone pisses someone off and they move the game somewhere else. Couple more years and they will be mostly dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    i remember back in day as a wee lad when we drove around the outskirts of monticello looking for some food before our horse ran there. which was some really shitty racing with even shittier purses, getting lost and going through an entire jewish orthodox town with everything written in hebrew. as a young tike i was fascinated.

    i spent a summer fishing a river up there and would shop at the monticello walmart superstore at weird hours.

    like i literally could have just tossed a 50 caliber black powder rifle into my shopping cart at 4am and self-checkout'd with it if memory serves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    i remember back in day as a wee lad when we drove around the outskirts of monticello looking for some food before our horse ran there. which was some really shitty racing with even shittier purses, getting lost and going through an entire jewish orthodox town with everything written in hebrew. as a young tike i was fascinated.

    i spent a summer fishing a river up there and would shop at the monticello walmart superstore at weird hours.

    like i literally could have just tossed a 50 caliber black powder rifle into my shopping cart at 4am and self-checkout'd with it if memory serves.
    you can never have enough tichels.

    have to say rivka has a very beautiful friend and she would make the short list of a potential hot jewish ortho chicks thread.


     
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
    The 10 am 10/20 O8/Stud8 game is not a "Borgata" thing, it's a "whichever AC casino is willing to put up with the vile nasty old regulars" game.

    It's always bouncing around, Taj (rip), Harrahs, Ballys, Borgata. After a few months someone pisses someone off and they move the game somewhere else. Couple more years and they will be mostly dead.
    have you ever played in the 80-160 OOE they have at Borgata? that'd be a pretty big game for me and I cant see there being very many "whales" wanting to play OOE...

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    That website Sonatine posted took an eternity to come up. And I don't think it's because of the heavy traffic they're getting at 5:15am EST on a Tuesday.

    It also has a toll free (833) number, which is very off-putting. That's the first 833 number I've seen. I was just getting used to 844.

    Then we're going to be at 822, and they can't do 811 because that's a reserved 3-digit code, so they're going to have to really go off the rails.

    Anyway, bottom line is that you need to see the realistic activity level they get there before getting too excited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    That website Sonatine posted took an eternity to come up. And I don't think it's because of the heavy traffic they're getting at 5:15am EST on a Tuesday.

    It also has a toll free (833) number, which is very off-putting. That's the first 833 number I've seen. I was just getting used to 844.

    Then we're going to be at 822, and they can't do 811 because that's a reserved 3-digit code, so they're going to have to really go off the rails.

    Anyway, bottom line is that you need to see the realistic activity level they get there before getting too excited.
    The next toll-free area codes will be 880-887 and 889.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    I was in Florida yesterday and played in probably the softest 2-2 200-1k plo game in the history of forever. They don't spread it in the casinos I play in #sad
    Hard rock or closer to Miami?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    I was in Florida yesterday and played in probably the softest 2-2 200-1k plo game in the history of forever. They don't spread it in the casinos I play in #sad
    Hard rock or closer to Miami?
    Hard Rock. Seat to my left was the most Floridian black man I could have ever hoped to meet. He came complete with dirty braids and real grills on his teeth

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