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    I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness, Fergalicious

    "Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we ask that you all please rise and direct your attention to center court and please welcome Fergie who will sing our National Anthem."





    I don't know if I'm supposed to jack off to this or piss myself laughing but I'm pretty sure something to do with my penis is supposed to happen. Thoughts?

     
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    All I know is if I ever run a sim we are keeping Whitney and this Lady Lumps in her throat Jessica Rabbit sounding bitch will be performing in blackface down at the speakeasy after all children and decent people have gone to bed.

     
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    One thing for sure is if she performed every NFL game anthem all the niggas would be standing up to see what the fuck was going on.

     
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    Yuck now I see that yahoo news is blasting her for her performance so naturally I'm finding things to like about it now.



    moving on...

    Shout out Bron Bron for showing up to the All Star Game with my Grandma's wool socks. I kinda don't like that he has to be "more than an athlete" though. I can see that if he was like some white guy that is the 12th man like in Charlotte or something but when is enough enough Bron Bron?








    I can't believe I slept on this all star game. Can't wait til I get to the halftime show. Was the performance more sexy than the anthem or was it a dude? Hope it wasn't a dude. Hate when it's a dude.

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    Halftime Performance (At least 100 performers on stage and zero white people which is always something I support)

    Ok so it was dudes but it was still sexy if that makes sense. There were two highlights. One at the very beginning where they were playing "you can get this lap dance here for free", while sheboon's twerked and grinded on furries. The second highlight was this chemo patient that looked really good gyrating her hips to the beat to make all young boys watching this at home with their mother run to the bathroom because "I really gotta go". Also it made every female cancer patient around the world going through the same thing say, "Yeah, you go girl."

    Pharell - good (Although I think at one point he was banging away on drums that weren't mic'd up)

    Migos - not a fan so I have no idea if they were good

    Cancer Dancer - God damn

    Furries with sheboons - funny... but on the fence if this should be considered bestiality or not



    Trying to find a clip of this to post that isn't blurry. I'm blind but I'm pretty sure this is sort of blurry even for good eyes.


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    Somebody get their AR-15 & blow this miserable bitch away.

     
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    On second listen where I didn't skip the Migos part they seem to be repeatedly rapping about cooking something and I don't imagine it to be like lasagna or bbq ribs or anything like that. Great message for the youngsters. Honestly though that bald chick at the end has to be the highlight. It took me til 2/18/18 to not be repulsed by that look.

     
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    UNRELATED POST. PLEASE ONLY READ THIS POST IF YOU ARE DOWN WITH ANTHONY 2B HOAX VIDEOS. thanks.





    If you made it to this part of the post I'm sure you have been furiously searching "Anthony 2b channel 8" like I was after 7 went down. The truth of the matter is he pump faked us. He's now back at Anthony 2b channel 6. They actually never banned that one unbeknownst to me.


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    Apparently she's bisexual and she dumped Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel after 13 years together in 2017, probably because she's still kinda relevant and he's doing Direct-to-Video failmovies.

    She's also about to turn 43.

    That's all I got.


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    Wow I almost posted that Josh Duhamel is going to dump her after this. I can't believe it's the other way around.

    Josh Duhamel is from Minot North Dakota which I'm about to drive through.

    Josh Duhamel stars in Taco Bell Web of Fries.

    When Ryan Seacrest plugs Taco Bell every week several times during the American Top 40 it has to be the most disingenuous advertising in the history of radio. He sounds very genuine but the giant leap one has to make to believe he's eating taco bell so often makes it terrible.

    I've got more than that but that's all I will post for now.

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    Never been a Roseanne fan at all but bang fucking bang


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    Watch her latest album's sales soar now. Or her downloads or however people measure shit these days. You do you Fergie Ferg. I'm not hating anymore.






    Draymond tries to hold it in but then he remembers he's Draymond.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    "Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we ask that you all please rise and direct your attention to center court and please welcome Fergie who will sing our National Anthem."





    I don't know if I'm supposed to jack off to this or piss myself laughing but I'm pretty sure something to do with my penis is supposed to happen. Thoughts?
    Had promose, but she was offkey too many times for me to sustain until "finishing".


     
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    LOL,

    always thought when Fergie was referred to, they were talking about the British chick that married the king or prince or whatever. Didn't know they were two separate people.

    Don't keep up with pop culture at all. & listening to this bitch sing, not going to start now.

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    This thread is a showcase of Cultural Marxism.
    [x] Everyone make fun of Whitey, was Fergie chosen because they knew she would fail, of course.
    [x] present the other races as superior, black females kicked ass, fergie failed
    [x] Is that seriously Lebron with the girl socks?
    [x] half time show: females more masculine than males and again blacks are superior to whites.

    If you doubt that's the case you must watch the 1 hr 40 min docu on Cultural Marxism. Not you should, you must.
    This is new Lyor Cohen piece and very relevant. He's been in on the subversion from the start. No telling how many blacks are dead or in prison becuase of his influence.

    Thank goodness for the internet.

    Lyor Cohen Named YouTube's Global Head of Music
    facepalm, he's the one deciding what music your kids will watch all day.
    Facebook's done pretending to be neutral, total Jewish censorship and surveillance.
    Twitter's done pretending to be neutral, total Jewish censorship and surveillance.

    Many people's favorite candidate, Nehlen just got banned from by Twitter for being racist. Now he has no shot at winning the election, total Jewish control, sound familiar?

    This cabal of blatant, agenda driven racists and their tribal nepotism are seriously running around preaching diversity quotas and all the other stuff they themselves are founded on and in violation of, the double standard days are over

    Fuck them!
    Call em out every single time, demand lyor Cohen resign. i think YT should hire a black man for this job. There's to many claims that Lyor exploits black artists and he was hired because of nepotism and then hires based on nepotism, that clearly disqualifies him. Time to complain to YT.

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    Like LeBron, BGC is incomprehensible but too important culturally to be ignored.

    Keep dribbling kid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Halftime Performance (At least 100 performers on stage and zero white people which is always something I support)

    Ok so it was dudes but it was still sexy if that makes sense. There were two highlights. One at the very beginning where they were playing "you can get this lap dance here for free", while sheboon's twerked and grinded on furries. The second highlight was this chemo patient that looked really good gyrating her hips to the beat to make all young boys watching this at home with their mother run to the bathroom because "I really gotta go". Also it made every female cancer patient around the world going through the same thing say, "Yeah, you go girl."

    Pharell - good (Although I think at one point he was banging away on drums that weren't mic'd up)

    Migos - not a fan so I have no idea if they were good

    Cancer Dancer - God damn

    Furries with sheboons - funny... but on the fence if this should be considered bestiality or not



    Trying to find a clip of this to post that isn't blurry. I'm blind but I'm pretty sure this is sort of blurry even for good eyes.

    Migos was pretty good I thought. They actually sound pretty good live for rappers. Most rappers sound like shit live without all the production. The song they were singing was “stir fry” and you are correct it isn’t about noodles. The song actually has a pretty catchy beat and some of the lyrics are pretty good. I especially like, “she got an onion shaped booty, make the world cry”.

    If you liked “cancer girl” you should check out the video for “lemon” which is her dancing even more provocatively. But she was very hot live too. I was hoping at some point she would rip off her trainers and start dancing in a g string, but didn’t happen. . Also disappointed Rihanna wasn’t there too. It still sounded good with Pharrell doing her parts, but would have been better.

    Actually pretty good show all in all IMO.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
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    Halftime Performance (At least 100 performers on stage and zero white people which is always something I support)

    Ok so it was dudes but it was still sexy if that makes sense. There were two highlights. One at the very beginning where they were playing "you can get this lap dance here for free", while sheboon's twerked and grinded on furries. The second highlight was this chemo patient that looked really good gyrating her hips to the beat to make all young boys watching this at home with their mother run to the bathroom because "I really gotta go". Also it made every female cancer patient around the world going through the same thing say, "Yeah, you go girl."

    Pharell - good (Although I think at one point he was banging away on drums that weren't mic'd up)

    Migos - not a fan so I have no idea if they were good

    Cancer Dancer - God damn

    Furries with sheboons - funny... but on the fence if this should be considered bestiality or not



    Trying to find a clip of this to post that isn't blurry. I'm blind but I'm pretty sure this is sort of blurry even for good eyes.

    Migos was pretty good I thought. They actually sound pretty good live for rappers. Most rappers sound like shit live without all the production. The song they were singing was “stir fry” and you are correct it isn’t about noodles. The song actually has a pretty catchy beat and some of the lyrics are pretty good. I especially like, “she got an onion shaped booty, make the world cry”.

    If you liked “cancer girl” you should check out the video for “lemon” which is her dancing even more provocatively. But she was very hot live too. I was hoping at some point she would rip off her trainers and start dancing in a g string, but didn’t happen. . Also disappointed Rihanna wasn’t there too. It still sounded good with Pharrell doing her parts, but would have been better.

    Actually pretty good show all in all IMO.

    TY for coontent but I'd bet anything that was all lip sync. The only song I was familiar with was Pharrell's old one and it sounded identical to the way I remember it. And the fact that I could understand like 15 percent of the words Migos was saying is all the proof I need that they did the same. I don't even let that shit bother me anymore and I'm more pleasantly surprised when it doesn't happen.

    I will say it is pretty sad when people who just stand there do it. But like J-Lo and Brit Brit never not lip syncing is totally fine with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Like LeBron, BGC is incomprehensible but too important culturally to be ignored.

    Keep dribbling kid!

    "Speed Limit" Les ladies and gents.


    Edit: And since you are accusing me of having shit in my mouth and expect me to believe you have shit in your ears I am referring to the fact that you are a more reigned in limitles that takes it to the point of posting speed limits on your property broken down to the .5 MPH.

     
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    It was a short lived joke. But of all the nonsense I have posted that is how you remember me.

    Stop being so tight with your basketball picks and get back to business.

    Forgive my passive aggressive moments. Much love BGC

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