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Brittney Griner's Clit
Halftime Performance (At least 100 performers on stage and zero white people which is always something I support)
Ok so it was dudes but it was still sexy if that makes sense. There were two highlights. One at the very beginning where they were playing "you can get this lap dance here for free", while sheboon's twerked and grinded on furries. The second highlight was this chemo patient that looked really good gyrating her hips to the beat to make all young boys watching this at home with their mother run to the bathroom because "I really gotta go". Also it made every female cancer patient around the world going through the same thing say, "Yeah, you go girl."
Pharell - good (Although I think at one point he was banging away on drums that weren't mic'd up)
Migos - not a fan so I have no idea if they were good
Cancer Dancer - God damn
Furries with sheboons - funny... but on the fence if this should be considered bestiality or not
Trying to find a clip of this to post that isn't blurry. I'm blind but I'm pretty sure this is sort of blurry even for good eyes.
Migos was pretty good I thought. They actually sound pretty good live for rappers. Most rappers sound like shit live without all the production. The song they were singing was “stir fry” and you are correct it isn’t about noodles. The song actually has a pretty catchy beat and some of the lyrics are pretty good. I especially like, “she got an onion shaped booty, make the world cry”.
If you liked “cancer girl” you should check out the video for “lemon” which is her dancing even more provocatively. But she was very hot live too. I was hoping at some point she would rip off her trainers and start dancing in a g string, but didn’t happen.
. Also disappointed Rihanna wasn’t there too. It still sounded good with Pharrell doing her parts, but would have been better.
Actually pretty good show all in all IMO.