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    I DONT SHIT.

    I DONT SHIT. BECAUSE THATS WHAT A DICK FEELS LIKE SLIDING OUT OF AN ASSHOLE.

    MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I was hoping this was one of your classic erotic gay stories, featuring high school boys and their hard ons.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I am more interested in how you found out it feels like a cock in your ass?

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    when I Finally go after a long time of holding, I think how good it feels and how the gays are really on to something.

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    I suck my shits in and out repeatedly but not for gay reasons just to be thorough.

     
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    Lurker maybe you can answer this. Why don't gay people get mad when I say they are a stick in the Mudd but lesbos get all crazy when I call them carpet munchers?

     
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    I don't drink water.

    Water comes from the sea or river, which means the water touched fish penis.

    Miss me with that gay shit

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    when I Finally go after a long time of holding, I think how good it feels and how the gays are really on to something.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by tommyt View Post
    I don't drink water.

    Water comes from the sea or river, which means the water touched fish penis.

    Miss me with that gay shit

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

    http://www.sonatinepoker.com/main/sonatinepoker.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Jesus only hung with dudes and asked them to eat him. Except when he was with sluts telling them how fab they were. So pretty sure Jesus was gay.

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    Jesus only hung with dudes and asked them to eat him. Except when he was with sluts telling them how fab they were. So pretty sure Jesus was gay.
    Don't tell the Gnostic Christians that shit.. They believe he was married to Mary Magdalene and that the Catholic church knew it and has hidden it from people for 2000 yrs just to justify 'celebate' priests.. Maybe if the Priests were forced to go without and were allowed to marry they wouldn't have so many bloody child touchers.. Maybe the Gnostics have a point... Most Rabbis which is technically what Jesus was or should've been considered got married back then.. Also from what I know something is amiss with the bible.. They claim 666 is the sign of the beast so why the hell would they have only 66 books in the bible.. Seems to me somebody is fucking with and censoring some shit.. Just my half lucid observations while buzzed at 230am.. If I offended anybody on the religious speak...... Too fucking bad..


     
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    Ive had 2 delightful dumps the last couple of days. It was an inbetween dump that I ignored. I found myself both days just making it before almost shitting myself.

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    Its funny cause hes gay

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

    http://www.sonatinepoker.com/main/sonatinepoker.gif

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    Odds on Sonatine having his Shit Pushed In

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO View Post
    Odds on Sonatine having his Shit Pushed In

    I'll set that line at -750

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    please im strictly a top.

     

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

    http://www.sonatinepoker.com/main/sonatinepoker.gif

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    I DONT FIND GIRLS HOT BECAUSE 50% OF THEIR GENES CAME FROM THEIR FATHER SO IF I THINK SHES HOT, IM SAYING HALF HER FATHER IS HOT TOO.

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

    http://www.sonatinepoker.com/main/sonatinepoker.gif

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