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    all you need to know is that i got it in goot and the river fucked me...

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    All we need to know has already been said.

    You dont get it . You refuse to get it . You dont want to get it ?You want usto feel bad for you ? We dont . Its funny you keep wasting your time posting these while others are making money i lol everytime i see you made a post .

    I too just lost a three outer just before the money...
    But guess what ... in the 80 hands I survived as
    an 80 % favorite twice . Along with a 60 , 84 , a three way
    Allin for 65% and a few others ... which means i beat the odds. Odds wise i am suppose lose a few of those . Tournaments suck . Youre not supposed to be able to win . Winning is a fluke . Be happy you even cash .
    Please keep posting mulva..

    Seriously !! The hands that keep fucking u are hilarious..

    Nut flush qnd u lose to a full house 9/8,s on the river..

    I love your bad beats.. Im laughing in the car all by myself just thinking about it..

    Its like everybody calls u and wins..

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ballhawknet View Post

    LoL

    All we need to know has already been said.

    You dont get it . You refuse to get it . You dont want to get it ?You want usto feel bad for you ? We dont . Its funny you keep wasting your time posting these while others are making money i lol everytime i see you made a post .

    I too just lost a three outer just before the money...
    But guess what ... in the 80 hands I survived as
    an 80 % favorite twice . Along with a 60 , 84 , a three way
    Allin for 65% and a few others ... which means i beat the odds. Odds wise i am suppose lose a few of those . Tournaments suck . Youre not supposed to be able to win . Winning is a fluke . Be happy you even cash .
    Please keep posting mulva..

    Seriously !! The hands that keep fucking u are hilarious..

    Nut flush qnd u lose to a full house 9/8,s on the river..

    I love your bad beats.. Im laughing in the car all by myself just thinking about it..

    Its like everybody calls u and wins..
    obv..it makes u feel betta bout yourself when u see my torturous hands..

    unlless i go on a heater finishng 1/2nd in several mtts in a row i am going to continue to slam this shithole.

    even though i rebought, and finished 2nd in the posted beat previous ...this shit is not enough tokeepmy mouth shut and pimpthis place. i've given up on the 10/20 buy in's and only play in the 3/5 versions.....the 3 dolla 1 and 1 is a good un...very soft
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post

    Please keep posting mulva..

    Seriously !! The hands that keep fucking u are hilarious..

    Nut flush qnd u lose to a full house 9/8,s on the river..

    I love your bad beats.. Im laughing in the car all by myself just thinking about it..

    Its like everybody calls u and wins..
    obv..it makes u feel betta bout yourself when u see my torturous hands..

    unlless i go on a heater finishng 1/2nd in several mtts in a row i am going to continue to slam this shithole.

    even though i rebought, and finished 2nd in the posted beat previous ...this shit is not enough tokeepmy mouth shut and pimpthis place. i've given up on the 10/20 buy in's and only play in the 3/5 versions.....the 3 dolla 1 and 1 is a good un...very soft
    Gallows humor is the best kind, untill they call u for guillotine...

    Ive actually been hot these last couple of weeks.. Ive probably taken a good amount off you.. Thanks for the eight ball and bottle of jack.

    Me and big dick enjoyed it the other night in the motel.

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    Is anyone going to play in the 40k or the 200k tourney??

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    fuck yeah...let's start of the weekend w/ some grobul polka.

    wut could possibly go wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i might run decent someday. 2nd game i played today..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    These are fucken hilarious....

    I do get those but dam dude?!?..

    All day long for u geting sodomized. Your worse then big dik..

    They must of forgotten to turn the "win" switch back on for u..

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    i got 2 moar ready to go..every fucking game

    anutta AA and QQ
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    and let's just cap it off w/ another pp loser.

    fire up global poker and it's 100% instant aggravation

    i don't even expect to win anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    obv it all went in on flop and why wouldn;t he call a raise preflop..i mean..c;mon

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    obv it all went in on flop and why wouldn;t he call a raise preflop..i mean..c;mon

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    Obviously you went allin on draw in the first level .

    Not that i even believe that because half your posts are
    full of shit not to mention no hand histiry so ....

    Thanks for laughs ... again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballhawknet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    obv it all went in on flop and why wouldn;t he call a raise preflop..i mean..c;mon

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    Obviously you went allin on draw in the first level .

    Not that i even believe that because half your posts are
    full of shit not to mention no hand histiry so ....

    Thanks for laughs ... again.
    hi,

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    I played a $300 live MTT on Friday. People were talking about global, and most seemed to think the site was rigged and/or too difficult to beat. One guy said he felt like there was a guy playing a lot of tables who he swore could see his whole cards. I told them he probably plays a 33/25/8 in 6-max, 21/15/6 in full ring, and has constructed a close to unexploitable game where no mid-stakes live regs will imagine of building. He thought the guy was a bot, but I'm sitting there thinking that the guy could have been me.

    Honestly though, I don't really get what mulva is trying to prove or show lol. So what's the premise here, his account is the only unlucky one on Global?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol View Post
    I played a $300 live MTT on Friday. People were talking about global, and most seemed to think the site was rigged and/or too difficult to beat. One guy said he felt like there was a guy playing a lot of tables who he swore could see his whole cards. I told them he probably plays a 33/25/8 in 6-max, 21/15/6 in full ring, and has constructed a close to unexploitable game where no mid-stakes live regs will imagine of building. He thought the guy was a bot, but I'm sitting there thinking that the guy could have been me.

    Honestly though, I don't really get what mulva is trying to prove or show lol. So what's the premise here, his account is the only unlucky one on Global?
    the real premise is why i haven;t adopted sonatines avatar as well
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Been single tabling all day, drinking red bull and binge smoking killa weed. (Gorilla glue)

    Back and forth , back and forth.

    Called it quits but at least $30 in the black.

    Playing the 6pm $750gtd deep($11) to finish off the night..

    Anybody playing that tourney tonight??

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Been single tabling all day, drinking red bull and binge smoking killa weed. (Gorilla glue)

    Back and forth , back and forth.

    Called it quits but at least $30 in the black.

    Playing the 6pm $750gtd deep($11) to finish off the night..

    Anybody playing that tourney tonight??
    Out at #122/149. They really should raise the gtd.

    10,q suited at the button..

    Everyone folds except

    Small blind paying very tight and small

    Big blind playing super loose and agro just making everybody fold. Chip leader lol..

    I raise 4x blind
    S.b. fold
    B.b. calls.

    Flop 10, 7,4 rainbow

    I bet pot...
    He re raises.
    I go all in and he calls..
    turn and river no help.

    HE WAS HOLDING 10,7 OFF and he called 4x pre flop.. LOL

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