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    making anther big run 5 minutes ago

    getting ready to get to the final 2 tables

    nope. just another min cash

    the fucking continues in the same evil way


    i mean, really, how can you take this place seriously

    look at these 2 hands

    the first one you just want to cry. endless raping



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    and this is how i bled out and finished 20th

    doesn't matter how good you get it in. sweepstakes poker levels the playing field

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    noticed that the past couple of days the fields for certain tournies have almost doubled. really wonder what brought this influx of peeps. some new advertising?

    global pokers San Francisco location....lol

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      rum dick: Eh those weren't too bad of beats (at least the 2nd one).
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Yes, they are advertising on zynga poker an ocean of fish and nonsensical beats are on the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    making anther big run 5 minutes ago

    getting ready to get to the final 2 tables

    nope. just another min cash

    the fucking continues in the same evil way


    i mean, really, how can you take this place seriously

    look at these 2 hands

    the first one you just want to cry. endless raping



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    and this is how i bled out and finished 20th

    doesn't matter how good you get it in. sweepstakes poker levels the playing field

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    noticed that the past couple of days the fields for certain tournies have almost doubled. really wonder what brought this influx of peeps. some new advertising?

    global pokers San Francisco location....lol

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    I think its cuz Nitrogen Sports had all kind of promotions going on. Their poker room is 1000% that software. You should try to play there bro.
    Cash games are def soft. Its only Bitcoin though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    I think its cuz Nitrogen Sports had all kind of promotions going on. Their poker room is 1000% that software. You should try to play there bro.
    Cash games are def soft. Its only Bitcoin though.
    well. i sold all of my 100 bitcoins @ $5.00 per several years ago. even though i knew the possibilities that they could become valuable.

    really need to try playing elsewhere. this place is corrupt to hell. my profits should be much greater, and the short term, fuck you in the ass variance is every frikken time you spark up a session there. it's like that because it's not variance, it's programming.

    thing is, some of these HH that i post aren't all going to be worst beats from hell. but they're bad becuse they're continual in nature. i refrain fro posting most of the low/mid pp that never hold.

    to lose 4/5 consecutive showdowns SH when you were ahead each time is almost the nail in coffin, and then they practically did the same 1 day later.

    fuck this place. peeps must lose their shirt there, as i'm having a hard time just keeping the needing going up the slope of the k2 while cashing a ton.

    i forget to post 1 more game from yesterday. yeah,...i didn't even rebuy because i was so tired of the nonsense.

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    Last edited by mulva; 01-02-2019 at 02:52 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    bodog/bovada/ignition have a top notch tournament schedule for all pockets. global sucks you are a downright masochist to keep playing. Its obviously going to keep happening. When is it time to say when?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO View Post
    bodog/bovada/ignition have a top notch tournament schedule for all pockets. global sucks you are a downright masochist to keep playing. Its obviously going to keep happening. When is it time to say when?
    you're right.

    i still haven't re-sent my docs once they went to the new payment processor to get my money out, so i have no choice but to do this and take most but on all out, or complain. not having 2 major cashes the past 2 days is bothersome

    but seriously,....seeing my pain and anguish is worth the price of admission while i make 10 cents an hour.

    you really have to have to be a degen (if you lose $$ here) or one with short term memory loss or a masochist like you say to keep playing.

    what's funny is i just sparked up a game and look what happened to me again.

    you can't make this shit up.

    the first hand i would have called a normal raise with my A5s but the 1st player in rammed almost 10bb preflop an it was called before it got to me. i wasn't calling this much regardless.

    after player two flat called 10bb player three entered and 3 bet it all in.

    rest is history....i obv hit my flush and take down a big pp if i stayed. .....and not to be outdone. look how they finish me off once again in the 2nd HH posted.



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    look how they finish me off once again...nice of them to throw up the 3rd club on the river as well....standard


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    Last edited by mulva; 01-02-2019 at 04:31 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    all three hands from same mtt.

    these were practically one after another

    how awesome is this


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    and again


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    axe to the head


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    next game

    take a look at this hand.

    i flop 2 pair..aprox 300 in pot..i have 900/1k left..i shove...i obv do this to take away my opponents odds to call if he had a flush draw or worse hand.

    it doesn't matter. they still call and they still get there.

    nice to throw up the ace on turn but i'm still ahead....obv not after river...

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    next...at least i didn't lose...wow...i'm lucky

    remember. this place runs a train on all pp

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    Last edited by mulva; 01-03-2019 at 11:58 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    No matter how bad my day may be I know Mulva is playing on Global Poker.

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    now i'm going to show you two hands from the final tables i made.

    down to 5 players.

    shove QQ into big stack that's always on my left. that must be more ill luck as well

    been playing tight and folding to him.

    he snap calls my shove with AX...he's been crushing souls with smiliar bs hand so why stop here..

    ty grobul

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    the second one is a stake to the heart because we were 4 handed and the prize pool multiplier starts at finishing 3rd...and this was higher buy in and the prizes were larger.

    all this place does is fuck you. wtf do you have to do?. all this place does is take, take, and take.....i obv haven't paid enough dues. this was suppose to be another big cash.

    obv variance....say that with a straight face


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    same tournament.

    both of these are hard to believe, but the 2nd one really hurts.

    this joker min raised and i shove..he obv calls with his world beater



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    2nd hand and another nall in the coffin

    pot was min raised by a super big stack..an flatted by villian...i shove with QQ

    rest just makes you want to cry

    this is global poker in a nutshell, right here......you wanna call it variance

    these are the kinds of beats that make you talk to yourself and grobul polka is famous for.

    pp takedown - check

    runner runner - check

    this shit is so fucking programmed



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    how bad does this player have to be to call off all his chips with with KJ.


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    Last edited by mulva; 01-04-2019 at 11:41 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    2 games today.




    1st game, higher buy in on bubble. 2nd game one away from final table..


    do you think they could ever let me get a mid pp home at this stage...

    never..

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    this is wut sweepstakes poker is all about

    maybe, just maybe they'll let me bink one or finish in the top 3 soon?....

    ...if i had time i was going to tell this clown that i had AK pre-flop and would show just so he would fold, instead of limp call all in

    most of what i posted in the past couple days have been absolutely ridiculous

    out in 10th


    yeah,..it's just more variance and rotten luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    with each new day brings the possibility of riches..

    yeah,..ur not gunna believe that hooey.



    this joker shoves all in early....hoping it's a low pp..and at worst it's a big A.....i obv call

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    how bad do i run

    fuck yeah,..right in popeil's face


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    it really doesn't matter how many HH i post. whether i lost as a 60% ,80% or larger fav. there will never be any transparency here or at any online poker site. you just don't know the process employed to get to the river...so like like it how it is or leave it.

    i'm sure peeps lose $1000's of dollars here. without luck sack binking a big mtt it's incredibly hard to grind here and make money. i'm doing it, but t's hard as hell and the profit does not equate for the time spend doing it and the anguish getting there

    i really wish that i could chalk it all up as variance and lol @ what i write like it's meaningless. i mean, i still beat the game here, but i still know shit is not right.

    it seems like every time you're a big favorite as well, it still feels like you're flipping...and just forget about getting a fair shake with pocket pairs
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    1 more.

    again, shorthanded at the final table.

    can i get big favorite home. hell no.

    this is what sweepstakes poker is all about.

    place is such a disgrace and insult to anyone that plays there. complete and utter digital poker joke.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    could somebody please explain how this could happen every single final table i'm at.

    he called prefrop as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    this guy limps, then calls my all in prefrop on bubble.

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    you ask wut kind of donkey does that.

    well,..here it is

    lianthang

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    more ass fucking and pp bias

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    all in on frop....on bubble...nope

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    jus go the distance if you can surmise that ur up against a pp. grobul doesn't want thm to hold

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    final table HU

    yeah,,,,,,nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    I’ve looked at your charts

    Do you have any family you’d like to have us notify.

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    you brace yourself for impact with every pp you get at grobul polka

    remember that scene from the terminator....well..that's grobul polka. it keeps coming for you


    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i really hope to get an 80% fav home on the final table soon. but that might be too much to ask.

    obv 3 bet shove....he tanks...i say i show..he calls.....and i get bent over once again at the FT

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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