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    all day, every day. magical runner runners. yeah. this is variance alright.

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    LOL . You were all in pre ... 50/50 . Happens all day every day on every site. Poker may not be the game for you .
    wow awesome advice. i never thought that poker wasn't for me.
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Fucken hilarious..

    Try playing global while smoking weed and a scotch.. U will be cracking up all night watching yourself getting beat by runners and quads while holding trips..

    Love global..

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    sparten is the type of poker player who gets stacked with bottom set in PLO

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    fucking global poker is an insult to poker players worldwide. no shortage of degens lining up to lose their money.

    when the hell is the DOJ gonna put the heat on them and ppal for this blantant law skirt?

    the aggravation playing here is unparalleled.

    pretty sad that they want to take the poker out of poker.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    ban me for this shit
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    fucking global poker is an insult to poker players worldwide. no shortage of degens lining up to lose their money.

    when the hell is the DOJ gonna put the heat on them and ppal for this blantant law skirt?

    the aggravation playing here is unparalleled.

    pretty sad that they want to take the poker out of poker.
    For a rec, global is more "real" poker then a.c.r.

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    yes....only 3 bubbles in a row. 28th/28th and 33rd

    obv i can't lose to runr runr every frikken showdown hand. lets jus throw in a few other beauts to mix it up

    almost feel sad about putting this one up...but when they mix with te others grobul polka is so choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    fucking global poker is an insult to poker players worldwide. no shortage of degens lining up to lose their money.

    when the hell is the DOJ gonna put the heat on them and ppal for this blantant law skirt?

    the aggravation playing here is unparalleled.

    pretty sad that they want to take the poker out of poker.
    For a rec, global is more "real" poker then a.c.r.
    Rec? You're a retard not a rec I can only imagine how bad you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
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    For a rec, global is more "real" poker then a.c.r.
    Rec? You're a retard not a rec I can only imagine how bad you are.
    Just cashed out yesterday at 5.39 p.m est and when i woke up at 2 am today, it was in my pay pal account with no cash out fee..

    Obv im a rec micro grinder and what i cashed out doesnt equal to a singular big blind of yours but at least i do enjoy sodomizing u and your toothless fat wife..

    But there was this guy at the table sitting with $50. He went all in with pocket K and lost to a j,3 off who called him and got 2 pair..
    Then he immediately refilled the $50 and in a short time went all in with a,k off and got a pair of kings but lost to a back door straight..
    The he refillled again and went all in at the very next hand with 10, 7 off. He must of been real tilted. He lost again..

    Global is fun poker and they dont censor the chat so we were all laughing at him. It was hilarious..
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    lmao why are you guys whining so much over play money screenshots?

    Just play deepstack cash and learn how to think etc.

     
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    on my way to autta final table....

    not so fast. play for 2 hours and call my prflop all in with almost the same amount of chips.

    horrid fucking play

    stick it up your ass global

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    I got pocket k.6 suited on the big blind..

    Flop is k.8.4 tri color.

    I go 3x big to test the water.

    Everyone folds but one and calls..

    The turn is an 5. I go 3x big blind again and he calls..

    The river is an A.. I CHECK with no shame..

    He goes 3x big blind and i call just out of curiosity.

    He was holding A.4 OFF and was callling me to the river on low pair..

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    I got j.q off...

    The flop j.j.k..

    Sombody comes in hard every one fold and i call..

    Turn is 3..

    All in and i snap call...

    Mother fucker had j.k...

    Im done today..
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    Ok you guys got me . Ill try it . Im doing something wrong though Im still playing .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballhawknet View Post
    Ok you guys got me . Ill try it . Im doing something wrong though Im still playing .....

    textbook crushing imo
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Everyone I know is crushing this site and all say the players are terrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Everyone I know is crushing this site and all say the players are terrible

    it is..but i should be crushing moar than 30% itm

    fucking site is pos. grobul will never let u win like you should.

    i wanna kill

    out in 18th with this bs 5 mnutes ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    and 5 min after that...they corn hole me once again. i would be a fucking millionaire if i didn't have to beat the rig

    this software will run u down something awful..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    and 5 min after that...they corn hole me once again. i would be a fucking millionaire if i didn't have to beat the rig

    this software will run u down something awful..

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    please show use complete hand history and not just the end result from now on. Thanks !

    This 44 vs 79 for starters obviosuly you didnt both go all in pre . Show us how you got there .

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