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    3 games.

    one big fuck you, 1 pp that won't hold on the bub and one bink

    bubble hand

    shoved 22 in late, hemorrhaging chips..called bu AJ in blind.....ace hit on river. lol @ pocket pairs. game after game you'll never win like you should with them, especially the low/mid pp


    key hands from the win

    i timeout utg with AQs. six handed with 12 left

    obv they fuck me if i got there in time to shove there. i clicked on it just as they folded my hand

    notice i only have around 8bb..and some due has 151k

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    key hands shorthanded on FT

    5/6 handed. raise wit A9. get 3 bet..and bb shove...easy fold they roll over AQ and QQ

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    4 handed on final table blinds 1000/2k

    stack =28k. bring it for 6k with 44 on button.

    big stack 120k shove in bb.

    i tank. decide i do not wish to play this scrub hand even four handed as they never hold.

    play great poker and chip up four handed.

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    still 4 handed....aprox 40k in chips

    look down @ AA..min raise on button.

    bb big stack shoves all in and rolls over 25o..same dude i fold 44 to wit a min raise

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    still 4 handed....aprox 80k in chips.

    look down @ KK i shove on button....called by 99 and AQ..eliminate the 2 big stacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Saw Corey Kluber this weekend.

    Turns out he has been working out not too far from me each off season for 8 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Saw Corey Kluber this weekend.

    Turns out he has been working out not too far from me each off season for 8 years.
    he still has good stuff, but i'm getting the feeling his best years might be behind him. he was hittable at times last year. i'm being very knit picky..though...lol

    what's that you say? digital polka is legit?


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    Last edited by mulva; 12-09-2018 at 03:56 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    why go for wheel when you can get runner runner frush just as easily

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    these 2 were from the same game.

    the second one really bothered me

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    Last edited by mulva; 12-09-2018 at 03:52 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    this happened to me at the final table

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    another final table..obv all in pre. fuck the pp grobul sayz...look at that spread...flush/str8 and the A

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    here is another final table

    you don't need skill to bink. you need divine intervention

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    even with these recent beats on the FT. i did manage to bink a couple of these in he limited amount of games i played. i think i've been in the money over half of my last 10/20 mtts

    just imagine if i did'nt have to beat the rig
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    this happened to me at the final table

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    another final table..obv all in pre. fuck the pp grobul sayz...look at that spread...flush/str8 and the A

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    here is another final table

    you don't need skill to bink. you need divine intervention

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    even with these recent beats on the FT. i did manage to bink a couple of these in he limited amount of games i played. i think i've been in the money over half of my last 10/20 mtts

    just imagine if i did'nt have to beat the rig
    One common theme I notice on your whining posts is that you are often extremely short stacked when these hands happen. You shoved AK into 39 with what 3 big blinds? Why were you so short? I’m guessing it’s because you have little to zero concept of how to play these tournaments. Another hand just above you had 4bb. You should never be that short. Of course you’re going to get called and run down 20-30% of the time with dog shit hands when you fold until you pick up premiums with 3 fucking bigs.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    One common theme I notice on your whining posts is that you are often extremely short stacked when these hands happen. You shoved AK into 39 with what 3 big blinds? Why were you so short? I’m guessing it’s because you have little to zero concept of how to play these tournaments. Another hand just above you had 4bb. You should never be that short. Of course you’re going to get called and run down 20-30% of the time with dog shit hands when you fold until you pick up premiums with 3 fucking bigs.
    you're right. some of them i am very short stacked. thing is, grobul polka and certain mtt's don't play like a normal mtt. from structure to the random rake generator. i have these tourneys down to a science on how they should be played. as much as i complain i'm still doing very well. you can't play these tourneys like you would a 100/200/600 buy in with better players. i would even say 20/30 buy ins as well. you just can't. if you do, you won't be as good or profitable.

    the standard 10-15bb shove does not apply here. not saying you shouldn't shove in certain spots with that stack. position, etc, etc,...but if you're sitting wit 9bb and have A>9, 2 overs, etc, etc,..in early, shoving that shit results in failure far too often. obv this is just a high level explanation/example, it's more complex than this at many different junctures of said mtt

    you can wait here for a hand. you can do this because almost the whole table isn't that far from you with a couple of double ups, and the players are very soft. you can wait to 3/4bb if you have to. i swear by it......i rarely get it in bad not by design....i even binked one of these with 1bb. i could sell my system on how to play certain mtt's there. i wouldn't do anything differently and my game strat evolved from necessity
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    One common theme I notice on your whining posts is that you are often extremely short stacked when these hands happen. You shoved AK into 39 with what 3 big blinds? Why were you so short? I’m guessing it’s because you have little to zero concept of how to play these tournaments. Another hand just above you had 4bb. You should never be that short. Of course you’re going to get called and run down 20-30% of the time with dog shit hands when you fold until you pick up premiums with 3 fucking bigs.
    you're right. some of them i am very short stacked. thing is, grobul polka and certain mtt's don't play like a normal mtt. from structure to the random rake generator. i have these tourneys down to a science on how they should be played. as much as i complain i'm still doing very well. you can't play these tourneys like you would a 100/200/600 buy in with better players. i would even say 20/30 buy ins as well. you just can't. if you do, you won't be as good or profitable.

    the standard 10-15bb shove does not apply here. not saying you shouldn't shove in certain spots with that stack. position, etc, etc,...but if you're sitting wit 9bb and have A>9, 2 overs, etc, etc,..in early, shoving that shit results in failure far too often. obv this is just a high level explanation/example, it's more complex than this at many different junctures of said mtt

    you can wait here for a hand. you can do this because almost the whole table isn't that far from you with a couple of double ups, and the players are very soft. you can wait to 3/4bb if you have to. i swear by it......i rarely get it in bad not by design....i even binked one of these with 1bb. i could sell my system on how to play certain mtt's there. i wouldn't do anything differently and my game strat evolved from necessity

    ON THE MONEY,

    u cannot play these mtt,s like other mtt,s..

    For exactly the reason,s mulva mentioned
    There is a whole different science too them.

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    lol pocket pairs.

    shit is criminal

    1st one. ..ft or last 2 tables,,can''t even remember...

    look at how they throw up the second T and flush as well for your turn/river rig combo

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    obligatory losing with AA or KK every mtt


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    this one was final 2 tables as well..rare as a hens tooth the A came on turn. it usually is always on the river

    bend over..of course he's not folding on flop with flush draw..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Being short is not all mulvas fault. Its bad tournament structure in a lot of cases. People get to the final bable and more then half the players have 4 or 5 big blinds so its just bingo poker at its best.

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    1st game today

    still playing in it

    currently itm...

    awesome way to lose early

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    followed up by this

    i fold KK wit 5/6bb left after my c-bet was re-popped

    left wit 5bb i sshve A9 two hands later..get called by QQ and i frop 2 aces...lol @ the pp scam they run at grobul polka

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i finished 7th in the above tourney ^^^^^


    2nd tourney...

    currently at FT with 7 remaining

    look at this hand..for the chip lead close to bubble

    nope..can't even flop the nut str8 and get it to hold

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    at the FT

    then i get these 2 hands b2b

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    cool stuff b2b..same douche as well..who pronptly donked all my chips 2 hands later

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    obv still alive in this. but look how they eviscerate me to end it..

    i mean..lol..look at the last 3 HH on the final table short handed and how they fucked me being a big fav 3x row

    i go home in 5th

    keep telling yourself it's variance

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    Last edited by mulva; 12-27-2018 at 11:53 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    awesome day.

    flopped 2 sets and were run down in both by gut shot str8's

    + couple more rippy approved gems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Why the FUCK wil you still not tell anyone who you are on there?
    #ToddsPlan

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    you're going to love this one

    sitting second n chips in a decent size buy in.

    5 handed

    i then proceed to lose 2 flips to shorter stacks priced in after their shove

    then fold 88 when ace hits

    then i lose wit 99 vs KQ in anther showdown...

    remember this is 5 handed

    then these 2 hands..1st one i call because i'm so pissed because of the last few hands getting burned..+ i knew his range was wide.

    fuck me again

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    and this is the coup de grace

    all this place does is rape you

    out in 5th


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    this place is so fucking greasy
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i think this whole "sweepstakes model" might mean something other than skirting laws as well
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i fold preflop because the jackass that brought it in for 400 preflop had KK the last time he did it, and some other idiot called it.

    here was the result..i even frop a set....doesn't matter, it still gets run down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    for top 10 chip stack


    nope..just another min cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    noticed that the past couple of days the fields for certain tournies have almost doubled.

    really wonder what brought this influx of peeps
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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