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    global in a nutshell..

    you can't make this up

    just rinse and repeat

    10 left...1 mo to final table

    fold to me in sb......i min raise w/ k9

    called by villian

    flop Jd Ks 3s

    min raise top pair on flop..get put all in

    i call..at best douchy has frush draw..prolly a J

    villian show Qs 5C

    villian pick up frush draw on turn but wait,.....frush does not get there......anutta beautiful runner runner at global pound me in the ass poker


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    Last edited by mulva; 02-14-2018 at 06:54 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i give up..you got me global.

    can't get any big pp home deep in tourneys. all lose in ridiculous fashion leading to min cashes which is is almost the same as not winning at all


    for the chip lead...all in on flop.....

    obv runner runner rig once again....out in 14th

    these beats are everyday, all day.

    variance..lol..that's it variance i'm sure i'll win i the long run. but we'll fuck you for 500 games until we let you win

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    global in a nutshell..

    you can't make this up

    just rinse and repeat

    10 left...1 mo to final table

    fold to me in sb......i min raise w/ k9

    called by villian

    flop Jd Ks 3s

    min raise top pair on flop..get put all in

    i call..at best douchy has frush draw..prolly a J

    villian show Qs 5C

    villian pick up frush draw on turn but wait,.....frush does not get there......anutta beautiful runner runner at global pound me in the ass poker


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    Homeboy went deep THEN. Decided to go all in with q/5 off with nothing on the board??

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    global in a nutshell..

    you can't make this up

    just rinse and repeat

    10 left...1 mo to final table

    fold to me in sb......i min raise w/ k9

    called by villian

    flop Jd Ks 3s

    min raise top pair on flop..get put all in

    i call..at best douchy has frush draw..prolly a J

    villian show Qs 5C

    villian pick up frush draw on turn but wait,.....frush does not get there......anutta beautiful runner runner at global pound me in the ass poker


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    Homeboy went deep THEN. Decided to go all in with q/5 off with nothing on the board??
    makes zero sense, doesn't it. only thing that makes less sense is not the stupid call but the end result.

    i'm done with this place. nothing but time consuming aggravation..and i've min cashed 10 out of my last 20 tourneys playing some of my best poker only to be bent over and fucked repeatedly
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    post in the rigtard thread on 2p2

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    post in the rigtard thread on 2p2
    hell yeah,..things are turning around. whew,...sure glad i dodged that sketchy runner runner rig. i only lost to a 2 outer on the riv and this gem for my only two tourneys today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    post in the rigtard thread on 2p2
    hell yeah,..things are turning around. whew,...sure glad i dodged that sketchy runner runner rig. i only lost to a 2 outer on the riv and this gem for my only two tourneys today.

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    Maybe they are mad about all your chargebacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post

    hell yeah,..things are turning around. whew,...sure glad i dodged that sketchy runner runner rig. i only lost to a 2 outer on the riv and this gem for my only two tourneys today.

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    Maybe they are mad about all your chargebacks
    like i said in other threads. i don't complain because i'm losing, i complain becuse they fuck you so you don't win enough. never in my over 20 years online have i ever experienced anything like this runner runner bs they have at global. the program is sinister on the turn and river

    i have turned 30 into over 2k playing mostly in 3/10 dolla buy in's @ global. never dedicating that much time playing there as well. i did not luckbox into a big payday in an MTT because there was no such thing there.

    also....i've also won tens of thousands grinding in over 20 years and was on the sharkscope leaderboard.

    i don;t need to cheat to win or get my 10 spot back
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    Maybe they are mad about all your chargebacks
    like i said in other threads. i don't complain because i'm losing, i complain becuse they fuck you so you don't win enough. never in my over 20 years online have i ever experienced anything like this runner runner bs they have at global. the program is sinister on the turn and river

    i have turned 30 into over 2k playing mostly in 3/10 dolla buy in's @ global. never dedicating that much time playing there as well. i did not luckbox into a big payday in an MTT because there was no such thing there.

    also....i've also won tens of thousands grinding in over 20 years and was on the sharkscope leaderboard.

    i don;t need to cheat to win or get my 10 spot back
    Ive been running bad too but im still up big time..it is by far the best alternative for new york or recs of any location..

    Would i prefer to be on party poker in Jersey. Probably.. Or even ignition.

    I just love the no huds and the overnight cashouts with no fee..

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    I learned one thing on global...

    The more rec friendly a site. The better it is for everyone.
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    What is your sn in there Spartan

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    What is your sn in there Spartan
    P.m. me and we can exchange them.

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    burn it to the ground
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    I learned one thing on global...

    The more rec friendly a site. The better it is for everyone.
    It has to be said. Back in the day you and I weren’t above a little rec friendly collusion while we shot the shit.

    People wonder where the pizza shop money came from. Where did you hide the rest?

    It wasn’t Global for the record

    I have been carrying this guilt for years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    I learned one thing on global...

    The more rec friendly a site. The better it is for everyone.
    It has to be said. Back in the day you and I weren’t above a little rec friendly collusion while we shot the shit.

    People wonder where the pizza shop money came from. Where did you hide the rest?

    It wasn’t Global for the record

    I have been carrying this guilt for years


    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    I learned one thing on global...

    The more rec friendly a site. The better it is for everyone.
    It has to be said. Back in the day you and I weren’t above a little rec friendly collusion while we shot the shit.

    People wonder where the pizza shop money came from. Where did you hide the rest?

    It wasn’t Global for the record

    I have been carrying this guilt for years
    I never kiss and tell, especially too people i care about..


    Oh, and the pizza $ still haunts me to this day....

    I wish i had that $ to have put in the market.. It would have been great regardless of my spastic approach that only makes sense to the criminally insane with a greek twist and a side of bronx.
    Last edited by thesparten; 02-22-2018 at 09:29 AM.

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    How much longer till you start charging back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    It has to be said. Back in the day you and I werenít above a little rec friendly collusion while we shot the shit.

    People wonder where the pizza shop money came from. Where did you hide the rest?

    It wasnít Global for the record

    I have been carrying this guilt for years
    I never kiss and tell, especially too people i care about..


    Oh, and the pizza $ still haunts me to this day....

    I wish i had that $ to have put in the market.. It would have been great regardless of my spastic approach that only makes sense to the criminally insane with a greek twist and a side of bronx.
    ^^^ great line

    You have collected another great story. Donít know if it was worth the price. We will see.

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    all day, every day. magical runner runners. yeah. this is variance alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    all day, every day. magical runner runners. yeah. this is variance alright.

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    LOL . You were all in pre ... 50/50 . Happens all day every day on every site. Poker may not be the game for you .

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