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    out squarely on the bubble. all n on frop........now i have to try and fall asleep thinking about this.

    such a fucking ongoing joke. and it's against all of us

    i had some really goot aggravation today. ty grobul for making polka gr8 again

    how the fuck is this shit possible game after game after game


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    how the fuck is this shit possible game after game after game
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    Is it possible that thesparten is both your father and brother?

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    this thread serves to show the repetitive nature of losing at global and its sinister programming. it's not a "i can't believe i lost as a 60% fave" therefore it's rigged thread".

    global poker will run you down to china town
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    out squarely on the bubble. all n on frop........now i have to try and fall asleep thinking about this.

    such a fucking ongoing joke. and it's against all of us

    i had some really goot aggravation today. ty grobul for making polka gr8 again

    how the fuck is this shit possible game after game after game


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    HOLY fucking SHIT. This EXACT fucking hand cost me $200,000 and chance for another $100,000 playing Hellmuth heads up at Aria. It was a VIP event for pit players probably 10 years ago at Ivey's room where they used to hold annual poker events for casino players. Anyway, there were about 250 people including a bunch of poker celebs playing like Doyle, Sexton, Ivey obv, the fat French guy, etc. They all had bounties on them. Anyway, we get down the final table and I'm about tied for first place with chips. No one else had much of anything and odds were one of us was going to win. Anyway, I get the Q-10 suited I think and play it and flop 2 pair just like on this board. I had been telling myself before then to not playing any pots with the only guy who could hurt me. But with that much at stake I guess I started getting nervous or greedy and could only see knocking him out and walking into 1st place. Don't exactly remember how the betting went on the flop but I do remember I ultimately said All-In and he called. He flips over the K-J. He bricks the turn but rivered the A just like above board.

    I had been on a bad few sessions in the pits and really could have used that boost. I cursed God after that. I think I won like $10k in promo chips for finishing like 8th. I was depleted physically, emotionally, and spiritually at that point in my life.

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    all day every day.

    it's only luck if you win. there i nothing remotely close to this place being an accurate, real, lifelike poker room

    on the bubble

    the 2nd pic is the all 3.5k i was left with after the bloodbath. i obv got rivered with another low pp that never fucking holds

    wut a complete joke this place is

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    Last edited by mulva; 07-13-2018 at 06:48 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    just binked the 1k.

    site still confirmed bs

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    right back on the hobby horse

    ahhhhh..nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    ^^^^^^^^^

    tough but fair.

    but am getting creative wit my player pool shops


    also,..
    varys: Pot size: 300 ...youll be ok buddy


    had to post it as i only had a couple of hundo left after the runner rnner beat on top which got me

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    getting ready to go to another final table and deep finish. down to 10 players

    i don't even mess around with this shit and try and get creative and extract max value. u fucking can't do that at grobul polka without getting fucked even harder

    i shove pre-frop...................it doesn't matta................fuck you pay me

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    lol

    money went in on frop...lol and only 1 card could potentially beat me and grobul has to bail them as well should they have it

    fuck you pay me..........they got it and grobul delivers the turn for them

    they even gave the other jewdonk a frush as well


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    hall of shame

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    Last edited by mulva; 07-18-2018 at 08:50 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    place is such garbage.

    how is this shit possible every single game.

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    it's clockwork.....your gonna lose wit AA or KK on bubble or going to FT.

    i'm not even a volume player....lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    every game.

    just garbage

    approaching bubble

    these last several posts all happened today.

    prolly played 5 mtt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    famous wall st quote

    Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss

    grobul polka version

    Man looks down @ AA, everything staring back at him. At that moment, man sees the turn and river. And that is why you can't get out of the abyss


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    Last edited by mulva; 07-19-2018 at 02:28 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    literally seconds ago


    user notlate limp 20 and then call 360 preflop wit T8o


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    i shove on frop

    rest is history


    every single game....

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    same game on second re-buy

    yep..jus variance again

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    same tourney approaching the bubble

    what can you do. who doesn't like scam poker. it's better than no poker

    this is another scam they run. they don't like letting 2 pair hold on frop at grobul, if your opponent also shares the top and/or you have bottom 2 as well

    obv all in on frop

    i'm really starting to believe they can rig this shit at the player level


    the last 3 screen shots are from 1 tourny

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    Last edited by mulva; 07-19-2018 at 04:12 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Love the photo shop, least you are having a good time. Are you married? Maybe a new screen name. I know I sound like a rigtard but couldn't run any worse and these aren't like six outers. I mean nothing you can do and I would hate to hear comments like its just variance this is just awful. Lol at the k5 and aa rape victim avatar. I never went thru that many beatings and I play omaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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