i just binked one.
i just binked one.
Originally Posted by bottomset_69
i just binked one.
FYP
do you want me to pay off your tab with dariusi just binked one.
FYP
I want to be clear, this email was not sent to me. I live nowhere near Washington state. It was posted to a Facebook group I am a part of and copy pasta is much easier than writing it out myself.
Obv Washington is annoying, as they are currently the only state where playing online poker makes you a criminal. While I am sure this is a hiccup rather than a heart attack, it’s never a bad thing to play it safe. In fact global poker’s greatest selling point is how easy it is to get money on and off with no fees, so I never leave more than a few hundred on at a time. Just a heads up for you fellow global grinders, don’t know if anyone is actually in Washington but if you are, there might be a loophole where you can still mail in to get SC$
#ToddsPlan
Yup, from what I gather u can mail in for SC:$ from Washington and cash out BUT u just can't buy anything.
I want to be clear, this email was not sent to me. I live nowhere near Washington state. It was posted to a Facebook group I am a part of and copy pasta is much easier than writing it out myself.
Obv Washington is annoying, as they are currently the only state where playing online poker makes you a criminal. While I am sure this is a hiccup rather than a heart attack, it’s never a bad thing to play it safe. In fact global poker’s greatest selling point is how easy it is to get money on and off with no fees, so I never leave more than a few hundred on at a time. Just a heads up for you fellow global grinders, don’t know if anyone is actually in Washington but if you are, there might be a loophole where you can still mail in to get SC$
Global only distributes $3 a month that way (I think) but they are encouraging people from Washington too do so..
Also Washington is a little anti free market when it comes too things like this. Fuckem
1 game today. villian called all in preflop
not only did they nail me on the river look at the turn..str8 gets there..and with the river spade the flush as well as well as the higher str8. i wonder which unlucky sap folded their winning chit predetermined hand....of course they can't give me the frikkn 8 for my str8..they prolly would have if the person with the flush stayed in the hand
for some reason sharkscope didn't capture my tourney win. that's the second one they missed. the last was a 3rd place finish.
why have this stupid shit if it's incorrect
Last edited by mulva; 06-06-2018 at 01:00 PM.
same tourney
i;m at the final table
look how they fuck me here
got it all in on turn
obv the counterfeit me and fuck me. just another way they crush all pp here
runner runner counterfeit..fuck u pay me..i'm still alive in this but they luv to fuck u long time..instead of 150-200k and commnding chip lead im less than avg
obv i finish 4th losing with another pp
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Last edited by mulva; 06-06-2018 at 03:25 PM.
U act like u haven't seen quads before on global?!?!..
Just now...
I'm heads up with this guy that always fucks me..
So I'm just fucking around and on the first hand I go all in. I have A,4 suited..
He calls with A,2 OFF and I get him with a pair of fours even though there was also a 2! On the flop..
So he gets more chips and on the very next hand I get A,10 OFF. I raised pre flop and he called..
The flop is A,10,Q...
we end up going all in and he had k.j..off..
The site has too be made to provide action. WITHOUT A DOUBT.
you're a fucking donkey spartantard
He robs people in his cab and donates it on global poker.
Noble work.
LOL
I wish there were 10000 more like him would make the games more profitable
First off all asshole,
I was ahead both times!!
Me and him are always playing very aggressive coin flips against each other UNTILL other people start sitting down.
MY POINT OF TGE POST WAS THAT WHILE MY AND JERKOFF WERE GOING ALL IN, EVERY HAND HAS ACTION IN IT AND EVEN WITH THE FLOPS..
3rd off all, put my dick back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.
so you lost a few hands as a favorite and now the whole site is rigged?
Are you really that stupid my hairy Greek friend?
I don't think the site is rigged at all....
I think I'm still up 5 figures and shrinking.(getting tighter actually)
If u follow any of the posts in this thread u will realize with the amount of Facebook and Zynga players that any hand combinations are Soo possible..
Now bigprick,
Where does my dick belong?
That's right, in your mouth.
Playing .5/$1
A,K off...
A couple of people call B.B. so I just call.. don't want to over value A,K so I Figure I'll sneak up on them.
The flop:
K,7,2..
Everyone checks and so do I.
The one guy after me raises pot.
Everyone folds and i re raise to all in. Running low on chips so I figure I'll get it in at this spot.
The guy just has pocket fives..
The turn is a 5five.
EVERY FUCKEN HAND HAS BEEN LIKE THAT , OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
message to global:
please, pretty please just turn my win switch back on again.
all pp rarely hold..but the sinister turn/river run you down to china town
no variance here. just more rake programming
sucks when you lose to trips..but it's no different than flopping a str8 and getting run down.
joke city baby...and my graph is still going up. i've never seen such chitty players in years in the tournies i play in. and the rig still won't let you win
Last edited by mulva; 06-08-2018 at 06:53 PM.
villian caled preflop raise + flop and turn raise obv hits the jackpot on riva
villian caled preflop raise + flop and turn raise obv hits the jackpot on riva
The beats you show are way more fun with Marty pics involved
I enjoy mulvas beats, there hilarious...villian caled preflop raise + flop and turn raise obv hits the jackpot on riva
The beats you show are way more fun with Marty pics involved
Why would the villain be calling and HIT... it's like that over and over and over again..
I don't mind if it happens often couse of all the recs and donks always calling BUT u just know your going to get beat down after beat down when u have excellent hole cards or a perfect flop. Villian always wins.
when you're not fighting the riggednumbergenerator you're fighting software glitches. this glitch cost me a triple up. this glitch is not a new thing. it's happened numerous times when the game is suppose to be on break but they play one more hand. global will be getting a screenshot and i expect to be compensated
look at this shit
Last edited by mulva; 06-09-2018 at 04:21 PM.
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