this is global poker in a nutshell

[tyde]

this thread is such a fucking abortion

popeil is oblivious to the simple fact that he sucks ass at poker and blames it on a corrupt RNG

lol hilarious

fold fold fold fold fold fold ...shove A/10 OMG I lost to a 70/30

you whiny weird little man

never ceases to amaze me when poker players blame a 'rigged' site when they are running bad to standard variance

popeil seriously man....you need to buy some legos or start playing pokeman go or darts or just start jerking off more often because you have no business whatsoever playing the game of poker ever again

what a total mong you are posting all these 'bad beats' and whining about 'bubbling' time after time after time

I guarantee you would suck at PokerStars, Full Tilt, Ultimate Bet, Paradise Poker ACR, (factor in any and all other online sites)

and I promise you would be the biggest fish at any live table in any casino offering limits above .01/.02

just quit poker already

you are TERRIBLE

Popeil: "omg I shoved 10/10 on the bubble and lost to a runner runner flush" waaaah global poker is RIGGED

lmao you fucking gimp

[axmanace]

this thread is such a fucking abortion

popeil is oblivious to the simple fact that he sucks ass at poker and blames it on a corrupt RNG

lol hilarious

fold fold fold fold fold fold ...shove A/10 OMG I lost to a 70/30

you whiny weird little man

never ceases to amaze me when poker players blame a 'rigged' site when they are running bad to standard variance

popeil seriously man....you need to buy some legos or start playing pokeman go or darts or just start jerking off more often because you have no business whatsoever playing the game of poker ever again

what a total mong you are posting all these 'bad beats' and whining about 'bubbling' time after time after time

I guarantee you would suck at PokerStars, Full Tilt, Ultimate Bet, Paradise Poker ACR, (factor in any and all other online sites)

and I promise you would be the biggest fish at any live table in any casino offering limits above .01/.02

just quit poker already

you are TERRIBLE

Popeil: "omg I shoved 10/10 on the bubble and lost to a runner runner flush" waaaah global poker is RIGGED

lmao you fucking gimp

If you truly are doing as you said... fold fold fold fold all in with AT...
You have every right to be upset because no sane person should call you with only a 30% chance to win since you are obviously a tight player.

Super donks are great for cash games. Not so much for multi table tournaments.

[mulva]

Personally... I have my own theories as to why there are so many suck-outs on Global Poker and it has nothing to do with RNG....

It can be summed up in one word. Donks. Donks everywhere.

Think about it. In last 12 pages of examples... how many times would you have gotten into that situation on any other site?
Not many. That's because most people would not dare play the villain cards with that much action pre-flop and/or after missing flop.
(especially if you are aggressive as you should be)

Donks would.

Normally you're lucky if there is one donk/fish at a table at other poker sites.
On Global? Not uncommon to see at least two... maybe even three PER table.
I've even gotten calls from an opponent who had nothing... not even a high card.

More donks willing to play any two cards means there will be a greater chance you will be on the receiving end of a suck out.
Global Poker can still be profitable... but man those swings are tilt-inducing.

agree with some of this but not all.

sure, more times going through a full 5 card spread will give said villain a further chance, as opposed to folding without a chance at all. but that kind of "you have to be in it to win it" logic can be applied at any online shop.

even though i'm a pretty big winner here for the $$$ i gamble i seriously question what's going on at global.

while i have many qualms i don't feel they're dealing from all possible hands post flop and their blatant bias against all pocket pairs.

1 game tonite- all in on frop

[BCR]

Personally... I have my own theories as to why there are so many suck-outs on Global Poker and it has nothing to do with RNG....

It can be summed up in one word. Donks. Donks everywhere.

Think about it. In last 12 pages of examples... how many times would you have gotten into that situation on any other site?
Not many. That's because most people would not dare play the villain cards with that much action pre-flop and/or after missing flop.
(especially if you are aggressive as you should be)

Donks would.

Normally you're lucky if there is one donk/fish at a table at other poker sites.
On Global? Not uncommon to see at least two... maybe even three PER table.
I've even gotten calls from an opponent who had nothing... not even a high card.

More donks willing to play any two cards means there will be a greater chance you will be on the receiving end of a suck out.
Global Poker can still be profitable... but man those swings are tilt-inducing.

agree with some of this but not all.

sure, more times going through a full 5 card spread will give said villain a further chance, as opposed to folding without a chance at all. but that kind of "you have to be in it to win it" logic can be applied at any online shop.

even though i'm a pretty big winner here for the $$$ i gamble i seriously question what's going on at global.

while i have many qualms i don't feel they're dealing from all possible hands post flop and their blatant bias against all pocket pairs.

1 game tonite- all in on frop

I’ve read this thread a bit, but when that other thread popped up about Global and they were discussing games spread, and I saw they had 5/10nl running with PayPal withdrawal, I went over to Two Plus Two and read the threads on Global.

I read the post you quoted verbatim over there because I thought it sounded like a subtle advertisement. It sucks because donks everywhere!

I thought you were copy and pasting two plus two posts over here and responding. Dude just c&p the same thing here and there. Still sounds like a global rep commiserating with your bad luck by announcing the games are just too damn soft to be good.

[mulva]

agree with some of this but not all.

sure, more times going through a full 5 card spread will give said villain a further chance, as opposed to folding without a chance at all. but that kind of "you have to be in it to win it" logic can be applied at any online shop.

even though i'm a pretty big winner here for the $$$ i gamble i seriously question what's going on at global.

while i have many qualms i don't feel they're dealing from all possible hands post flop and their blatant bias against all pocket pairs.

1 game tonite- all in on frop

I’ve read this thread a bit, but when that other thread popped up about Global and they were discussing games spread, and I saw they had 5/10nl running with PayPal withdrawal, I went over to Two Plus Two and read the threads on Global.

I read the post you quoted verbatim over there because I thought it sounded like a subtle advertisement. It sucks because donks everywhere!

I thought you were copy and pasting two plus two posts over here and responding. Dude just c&p the same thing here and there. Still sounds like a global rep commiserating with your bad luck by announcing the games are just too damn soft to be good.

i haven't quoted anything from 2+2. if i did it's coincidental or somebody using just what i said. i don't even post there.

[BCR]

I’ve read this thread a bit, but when that other thread popped up about Global and they were discussing games spread, and I saw they had 5/10nl running with PayPal withdrawal, I went over to Two Plus Two and read the threads on Global.

I read the post you quoted verbatim over there because I thought it sounded like a subtle advertisement. It sucks because donks everywhere!

I thought you were copy and pasting two plus two posts over here and responding. Dude just c&p the same thing here and there. Still sounds like a global rep commiserating with your bad luck by announcing the games are just too damn soft to be good.

i haven't quoted anything from 2+2. if i did it's coincidental or somebody using just what i said. i don't even post there.

No, not you, the dude you quoted made the same post over in two plus two and I just happened to read it earlier today. Then I came here a few hours later and saw you quoted it and thought wtf. I went back and saw he posted essentially the same thing here and there. It just struck me as a dude shilling for global. Commiserated while defending the RNG and saying the problem was too many donks at every table.

Not saying he’s a shill, just the dude had like 2 posts on 4, and 3 here, and it sounded like a shill

[mulva]

i haven't quoted anything from 2+2. if i did it's coincidental or somebody using just what i said. i don't even post there.

No, not you, the dude you quoted made the same post over in two plus two and I just happened to read it earlier today. Then I came here a few hours later and saw you quoted it and thought wtf. I went back and saw he posted essentially the same thing here and there. It just struck me as a dude shilling for global. Commiserated while defending the RNG and saying the problem was too many donks at every table.

Not saying he’s a shill, just the dude had like 2 posts on 4, and 3 here, and it sounded like a shill

well, the game is soft, and there are plenty of really poor players. but the way they can treat you over a stretch of hands is amazingly bad and highly questionable as you see recognizable patterns.

it's pretty sad that the first thing that comes to your mind when you get a big pocket pair is how i'm going to lose this showdown. and not the "how can you extract most value from it". and that's the big ones. the small/mid pp are practically worthless to any call

[tyde]

this is popeil in a nutshell

[thesidedish]

No, not you, the dude you quoted made the same post over in two plus two and I just happened to read it earlier today. Then I came here a few hours later and saw you quoted it and thought wtf. I went back and saw he posted essentially the same thing here and there. It just struck me as a dude shilling for global. Commiserated while defending the RNG and saying the problem was too many donks at every table.

Not saying he’s a shill, just the dude had like 2 posts on 4, and 3 here, and it sounded like a shill

well, the game is soft, and there are plenty of really poor players. but the way they can treat you over a stretch of hands is amazingly bad and highly questionable as you see recognizable patterns.

it's pretty sad that the first thing that comes to your mind when you get a big pocket pair is how i'm going to lose this showdown. and not the "how can you extract most value from it". and that's the big ones. the small/mid pp are practically worthless to any call

Said about every site ever


All I know is I'm making money, these donkeys fold way too much, play super system poker

[thesparten]

I'm in the black at global but it HAS gotten a lot tighter. But I Enjoy playing there!

But dam mulva is right. When I get pocket A. I'm conflicted between extracting value or just taking it down..

I'm not a rigged conspiracist but I actually do see some paterns, for real...

At least it's not like the other sites proactively setting up recs too be demolished by regs.
Other sites are just taking people's money in the pretense of playing a fair game of poker with all there huds, seat scripters and bum hunters and nit multitabling rake back heros.

[thesparten]

I actually absolutely believe there are patterns that I have seen before and kinda know a runner runner is coming out.
Shit like that happens all the time.

But it's still better then a.c.r.

[mulva]

1 game tonight.

out in 18th.

[mulva]

i played 1 more.

don't think for a second you'll win 55% of showdowns with this type of hand.

you won't even win 4-10 at global. and the only time you seem to win is when you have a lot of chips

[Ballhawknet]

Personally... I have my own theories as to why there are so many suck-outs on Global Poker and it has nothing to do with RNG....

It can be summed up in one word. Donks. Donks everywhere.

Think about it. In last 12 pages of examples... how many times would you have gotten into that situation on any other site?
Not many. That's because most people would not dare play the villain cards with that much action pre-flop and/or after missing flop.
(especially if you are aggressive as you should be)

Donks would.

Normally you're lucky if there is one donk/fish at a table at other poker sites.
On Global? Not uncommon to see at least two... maybe even three PER table.
I've even gotten calls from an opponent who had nothing... not even a high card.

More donks willing to play any two cards means there will be a greater chance you will be on the receiving end of a suck out.
Global Poker can still be profitable... but man those swings are tilt-inducing.

agree with some of this but not all.

sure, more times going through a full 5 card spread will give said villain a further chance, as opposed to folding without a chance at all. but that kind of "you have to be in it to win it" logic can be applied at any online shop.

even though i'm a pretty big winner here for the $$$ i gamble i seriously question what's going on at global.

while i have many qualms i don't feel they're dealing from all possible hands post flop and their blatant bias against all pocket pairs.

1 game tonite- all in on frop

"even though i'm a pretty big winner here for the $$$ i gamble "

define pretty big winner ...

[mulva]

1st game today


i know..it;s shocking i didn;t have AA or KK losing this one.

i guess grobul is mixingit up

[HoodedN]

Ok if we’re gonna really do this thing can Todd at least change the thread title to Official mulvas bad Beat thread or something. Fuck man people should know what they’re getting into when they click on this aids. I just busted out of a live tournament AQ<87 so live poker must be rigged. You’re not entitled to win just because you get it in ahead, just Incase no one has ever told you that.

[mulva]

yes,..i am entitled to win. and yes u can still sniff my balls

[mulva]

you're going to love this one again.

so awesome..so choice

i lose like this or with KK or AA almost every tournament. and i only play in 1 or 2 tourneys a night ..lol

really hard to believe.

the shit never ends...

[tyde]

holy fuck you suck so much ass at poker its mind boggling

LOL this is easily the most cringe worthy thread I've seen on this site for ages

time to lock up this abortion already

stick to playing marbles in the freeway you odd little man

[mulva]

holy fuck you suck so much ass at poker its mind boggling

LOL this is easily the most cringe worthy thread I've seen on this site for ages

time to lock up this abortion already

stick to playing marbles in the freeway you odd little man

hey mary, remember the days when i took all ur bitcoins at seals. that was fun as shit. quit being such a slouch and take notes. ur game really needs it