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    1st game today. i 3 bet all in preflop...obv get call from KQ and lose

    no double up to 8k for me setting me on my way

    yeah,,,i guess i just got unlucky again

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    same game.

    it's gone..flat button raise from sb, frop 2 pair,,not goot enuff

    at least it was a newer way to lose

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    graph going str8 down again and there's nothing i can do to stop it
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    can you stop your aids please
    #ToddsPlan

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    can you stop your aids please
    maybe if the donkey stopped fucking my ass things would be different
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    dude just decides to limp in late with this chit hand. 5 handed and one away from FT

    obv i have to get it all in on frop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    dude just decides to limp in late with this chit hand. 5 handed and one away from FT

    obv i have to get it all in on frop.

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    And you let him ....

    Have no idea why you still play

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    yes!!!!!

    out squarely on the bubble in 28th.

    i guess i was just unlucky once again

    global poker would never stoop to setting people up at certain junctures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    yes..second and last game of the night.

    i'm stoked

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    yup..

    on the bubble

    look at this loveliness..from top ten in chips to pittle

    jackass called preflop.....flop ..turn and obv river.......makes no sense.

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    and then they finish me off with this.

    all day every day standard bullshit.

    yeah,..no pocket pair bias here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    yup..

    on the bubble

    look at this loveliness..from top ten in chips to pittle

    jackass called preflop.....flop ..turn and obv river.......makes no sense.

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    and then they finish me off with this.

    all day every day standard bullshit.

    yeah,..no pocket pair bias here.

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    WHY WHY WHY WHY


    Mulva the Q-7 is classic . Almost like they saw the hand before it played out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    yup..

    on the bubble

    look at this loveliness..from top ten in chips to pittle

    jackass called preflop.....flop ..turn and obv river.......makes no sense.

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    and then they finish me off with this.

    all day every day standard bullshit.

    yeah,..no pocket pair bias here.

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    WHY WHY WHY WHY


    Mulva the Q-7 is classic . Almost like they saw the hand before it played out
    makes zero sense. this place is a complete joke.

    you have to beat the house and the player when you play online here.

    made a withdrawal after this happened..i'm so done with this place

    decided to spark up 1 game tonight..global didn't disappoint

    i 3 bet shove.....obv call from this chit hand and obv they hit again

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    Last edited by mulva; 05-17-2018 at 09:38 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
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    WHY WHY WHY WHY


    Mulva the Q-7 is classic . Almost like they saw the hand before it played out
    makes zero sense. this place is a complete joke.

    you have to beat the house and the player when you play online here.

    made a withdrawal after this happened..i'm so done with this place

    decided to spark up 1 game tonight..global didn't disappoint

    i 3 bet shove.....obv call from this chit hand and obv they hit again

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    Just stop the insanity . The site is a joke and you will go insane trying to beat it . Find a better hobby my friend .

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    Keep posting....

    I love this shit...

    U get the greatest beats.

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    Make a feed of u playing global .

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Keep posting....

    I love this shit...

    U get the greatest beats.
    good stuff, isn't it.

    the most un random, random place of all time.

    one game today.

    you know the drill

    here's the first one where i lost before the break 8k pot, and the second one after the break 16k crippled me...don't you luv how they throw the ace up as well on the turn..which didn;t matter as it was all in preflop and he hit his set

    variance. yup..

    how can you take this place seriously. this constant bs

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
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    dude, quite possibly you are forgetting the bad beats you give but remembering the ones you take...

    go through you hand histories
    no. i just expect to win and win big. not min cash or get bent over. the larger fields are making this place even harder to navigate to the top. my patience is waning. these threads are lol though
    Given that your game is top notch garbage you should be happy just to be in action.
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Keep posting....

    I love this shit...

    U get the greatest beats.
    good stuff, isn't it.

    the most un random, random place of all time.

    one game today.

    you know the drill

    here's the first one where i lost before the break 8k pot, and the second one after the break 16k crippled me...don't you luv how they throw the ace up as well on the turn..which didn;t matter as it was all in preflop and he hit his set

    variance. yup..

    how can you take this place seriously. this constant bs

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    There’s a whole sub forum on another site called BBV where they are dying to hear your bad beats. Just to help nudge you out the door, the first B stands for beats.
    #ToddsPlan

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    only 1 game today.

    first hand i lost is when i flopped a boat only to lose to a higher boat via runner runner. couldn't grab the hand because they broke up the table. awesome way to start the day. you've seen this absolute rape twice before here, but they hit quads in those instances

    then they fuck me again. obv all in pre

    just another day

    diogenes has never seen software like this i tell ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Personally... I have my own theories as to why there are so many suck-outs on Global Poker and it has nothing to do with RNG....

    It can be summed up in one word. Donks. Donks everywhere.

    Think about it. In last 12 pages of examples... how many times would you have gotten into that situation on any other site?
    Not many. That's because most people would not dare play the villain cards with that much action pre-flop and/or after missing flop.
    (especially if you are aggressive as you should be)

    Donks would.

    Normally you're lucky if there is one donk/fish at a table at other poker sites.
    On Global? Not uncommon to see at least two... maybe even three PER table.
    I've even gotten calls from an opponent who had nothing... not even a high card.

    More donks willing to play any two cards means there will be a greater chance you will be on the receiving end of a suck out.
    Global Poker can still be profitable... but man those swings are tilt-inducing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by axmanace View Post
    Personally... I have my own theories as to why there are so many suck-outs on Global Poker and it has nothing to do with RNG....

    It can be summed up in one word. Donks. Donks everywhere.

    Think about it. In last 12 pages of examples... how many times would you have gotten into that situation on any other site?
    Not many. That's because most people would not dare play the villain cards with that much action pre-flop and/or after missing flop.
    (especially if you are aggressive as you should be)

    Donks would.

    Normally you're lucky if there is one donk/fish at a table at other poker sites.
    On Global? Not uncommon to see at least two... maybe even three PER table.
    I've even gotten calls from an opponent who had nothing... not even a high card.

    More donks willing to play any two cards means there will be a greater chance you will be on the receiving end of a suck out.
    Global Poker can still be profitable... but man those swings are tilt-inducing.
    I been making money there, this new guy got it figured out nicely i'd say

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by axmanace View Post
    Personally... I have my own theories as to why there are so many suck-outs on Global Poker and it has nothing to do with RNG....

    It can be summed up in one word. Donks. Donks everywhere.

    Think about it. In last 12 pages of examples... how many times would you have gotten into that situation on any other site?
    Not many. That's because most people would not dare play the villain cards with that much action pre-flop and/or after missing flop.
    (especially if you are aggressive as you should be)

    Donks would.

    Normally you're lucky if there is one donk/fish at a table at other poker sites.
    On Global? Not uncommon to see at least two... maybe even three PER table.
    I've even gotten calls from an opponent who had nothing... not even a high card.

    More donks willing to play any two cards means there will be a greater chance you will be on the receiving end of a suck out.
    Global Poker can still be profitable... but man those swings are tilt-inducing.
    I been making money there, this new guy got it figured out nicely i'd say
    Personally, I think Global Poker is terrible if you prefer multi-table tournaments. Variance is too high to do reasonably well with them.
    It's great for the 9 player SnGs and cash tables - if you don't tilt.

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