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    Global poker emergency!!!!!

    Fuck fuck fuck....


    THEY WILL NO LONGER BE CASHING OUT THROUGH PAYPAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;

    JUST GOT OFF OF CHAT WITH C.S. AND AFTER A LONG AND CRYPTIC BACK AND FORTH,
    SHE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT THERE CHANGING/ROLLING OUT PAYMENT OPTIONS IN "BATCHES" AND EVENTUALLY THE CASH OUT OPTION WILL! ONLY! BE! "WORLD PAY"..

    it will take 5 days for them to verify your account and 5 day to process the funds.

    After verification it will be 5 days processing for cash out.

    what pissed me off was that she was very cryptic about it getting all political on me saying a whole lot of nothing untill I finally nailed her down on it and she finally answered some simple question,s.

    FUCK IT, ITS A GOOD EXCUSE TO OPEN AN IGNITION ACCOUNT..

     
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      rum dick: Good to know!

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    As a rec player the low minimum and no fee cash out was great..

    I for see cash out fees and higher minimums with a 5 day wait..

    Sucks, really sucks
    ..
    I loved sitting down with $25 or $50 bucks and running it up to $150 or $250 then cashing out a $100 or so..

    The money would hit my PayPal by the very next morning and that would be the money I would spend for the day useing my PayPal cash debit card and keep! mine! in my pocket.

    Very convenient and very cool..

    Now with the higher minimums and fees(both comming I'm sure) I would have to run it up more methodically for a longer period of time...
    That fucks up my play style.

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    i just did another withdrawal. there was no mention of anything.

    go pocket pairs......fuck yeah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Global poker emergency!!!!!

    Fuck fuck fuck....


    THEY WILL NO LONGER BE CASHING OUT THROUGH PAYPAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;

    JUST GOT OFF OF CHAT WITH C.S. AND AFTER A LONG AND CRYPTIC BACK AND FORTH,
    SHE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT THERE CHANGING/ROLLING OUT PAYMENT OPTIONS IN "BATCHES" AND EVENTUALLY THE CASH OUT OPTION WILL! ONLY! BE! "WORLD PAY"..

    it will take 5 days for them to verify your account and 5 day to process the funds.

    After verification it will be 5 days processing for cash out.

    what pissed me off was that she was very cryptic about it getting all political on me saying a whole lot of nothing untill I finally nailed her down on it and she finally answered some simple question,s.

    FUCK IT, ITS A GOOD EXCUSE TO OPEN AN IGNITION ACCOUNT..

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...PP-option-gone

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    hello

    new days ahead. Cheap rake. Fair investment potential. Real growth for everyone.

    Haters gonna Hate.

    No Hate is Key

    Peace

    LPT

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    Quote Originally Posted by LastPaperTowel View Post
    hello

    new days ahead. Cheap rake. Fair investment potential. Real growth for everyone.

    Haters gonna Hate.

    No Hate is Key

    Peace

    LPT
    More rake= better poker
    No huds= no cheating, better poker
    More Trump= less baby mommas

  7. #307
    I swear , I had it with global..

    I definitely can see patterns!!!!

    I'm not a rigtard!! I have no problem loseing, I'm a student of the game, I enjoy poker for it's entertainment value and it's ability to negate my hyper active new York nature, BUT I definitely see patterns..

    I have 2 pair!! I know there will be a top pair at the table and we will both lose..

    U have pocket Kings, u will lose.

    It's just not that, when u look around the table, the action is unbelievable..

    I have played club wpt, nlop, cafrino, pure play, a.c.r., full flush, b.o.l, grand poker....

    I NEVER felt this way. The fucken table action and bad beats are ridiculous.

    Even when I fold the action I would have had and the active action is not normal.

    It's not the donks, the majority of my experience is with fish and donks(see above sites) but the action is definitely a set up.

     
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    No fucken way, no way...

    We BOTH had a set of Aces BUT I HAD a j and he had a Q kicker...

    It's normal poker unless u observe or play the tables.. massive action hand after massive action ✋.
    Every fucken pot, over and over and over again.

    I've lost almost 1k in the last couple of weeks. Over and over and over with beats like that.

    2 pair, straights, sets, flushes , and that is a normal typical pot.

  9. #309
    STAY AWAY FROM GLOBAL!!

    that's it! Period! I'm done! Moving on! Suck my dick and kiss my ass!

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    running goot @ grobul means having a 80% and 90% fav win consecutively deep in the tourney

    all pp lose far to often..and when you're not losing w KK..they'll cooler you once the bait shop opens around bubble time. you know....JJ on the button and give the fuckers n the blinds either KK or AA. when you have just around 10bb

    the set up is a site to behold and there's little to no way you can avoid it. server cost are expensive and they have to speed up the game..

    action jackson, run you down to china town with the turn and river...

     
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      rum dick: Kidding aside try playing shitty cards for a session or two and see how it goes? Hell I'm tempted to deposit a few hundred and try it after reading this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



  11. #311
    It's not a shuffle..

    The computer is handling everyone different *situation,s",.. and we as players are just playing the situation..

    Way too many deja Vu moments.

    Even with the fish, Way too much action in every pot...

    A set or 2 pair is a loss MOST of the time..

    I'm not talking like a degen or somebody who's life is controlled by the turn of the card..

    It's real fellas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    congratulations!!!! you've been accepted to use worldpay!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    and.....it's gone. just lost w/ QQ to AJ when and A fell. and bid farewell with this.

    lol @ dropping ace as well when it didn't even apply

    all in a days work in typical global fashion

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Everyone all the time, every pot, every hand there is action and u get beat by runner runner and all kinds of shit ALL day LONG..

  17. #317
    Been playing and mostly observing all day.

    Every pocket hand that hasn't folded has betable action. Everyone flops sets, straights, 2 pair ECT ECT.

    Just like those fixed trotters at Yonkers raceway.

    The front!! of the pack starts pulling! back! on the riegns and the guy trotting in 7th place is beating his and wins!!

    It's not random cards, it's situational poker. Like playing one of those poker trainer apps.

  18. #318
    Just fucken now!!!!

    I sit and fold every hand, no matter what!!(experiment)

    First hand, high pair with low kicker after flop.

    2nd. Low pair and a possible gut straight after flop

    3rd.. possible flush and possible rainbow straight after flop.

    4th. Mid pair possible flush after flop.

    5th. Middle pair Ace kicker. The winner had middle pair with a king kicker.(I folded pre flop as per experiment)

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    almost starting to think you might be able to break the code like that dude did on that big bucks no whammy game show.

    can't hurt to try. write down flops/spread and look for patterns other than just getting bent over on the turn and or river.

    lets not confuse programming with variance

    you can't even shove AX with 5-10bb in early pos deep in mtts either...i still lol @ low/mid pp at showdown vs 2 paint overs.....55% win rate in real math/poker....but that's a good one and comedy gold on the interwebs as the percentage is much lower
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    almost starting to think you might be able to break the code like that dude did on that big bucks no whammy game show.

    can't hurt to try. write down flops/spread and look for patterns other than just getting bent over on the turn and or river.

    lets not confuse programming with variance

    you can't even shove AX with 5-10bb in early pos deep in mtts either...i still lol @ low/mid pp at showdown vs 2 paint overs.....55% win rate in real math/poker....but that's a good one and comedy gold on the interwebs as the percentage is much lower
    .

    To be honest, I don't have that ability or mathematical/poker expertise to even think about attempting that..

    It can't be variance, even with a table of donks.

    We would have to lock druff and sanlamar in a room for a week with a laptop and a chalk board to attempt that.

    Mulva,
    Arnt u concerned that no one has gotten a world play cash out or a response from global as of yet?

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