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    this is global poker in a nutshell

    although i've made quite a bit of money here it will never be as much as it should be. it almost never fails getting aggravated playing there.

    this screen shot is pretty much status quo there. you literally have to sweat big pp with regularity to the point when you get them you ask yourself how they will lose this time.


    the situation is this. 29 left. 27 get paid

    blinds 400/800

    look down @ KK in bb

    fold to button where villian w/ 13/14000 chips min raise to 1700

    i shove all in for my remaining 9900..which is around 15/20 place

    villian thinks a small bit then calls almost of this chips w/ JTs

    rest is history...and the result is a common occurrence. results like this happen litterally every session

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    play at your own risk because the biggest retard in the history of online poker forums is gonna get himself a bot and crush the micros

     
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    bad luck

    80 v 20 were the relative odds of you winning...big favorite, but not a lock--risk management to stay in play (that is, don't put a big portion of your bankroll into a single tourney, rather play a lot of smaller low buy-ins)

    review your hand histories for similar situations: high pair v suited connectors all in preflop, does your win percentage come close to 80?
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    Tough times dude.

    Stop wasting all your money on poker. Take it all & put it on Hillary Clinton to win the election. I hear its a lock.

     
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    take a good hard look at that hand. i'm not posting it to say global poker is rigged or to say why does this happen to me. i'm posting it because it's a reflection of their site.

    when i first started here i have lost in the late stages with handfuls of the hands above before they even let you get to the final table. and once you get there the bs doesn't stop. binking a 150-200/400 man MTT tourney is lol because of it.

    over the past several months global has more than doubled the amount of players for their games. what use to be overlays everywhere has turned to zero overlays with much more players.


    this also include the new tourneys they have introduced. four months ago their max buy in was $30/50 that wouldn't even get 60 people in it. now they have hundreds in those tourneys and even higher buy in's producing larger fields. what also happens is that there are plenty of degens that enroll in every tourney regardless of the buy in/structure or guaranteed amount.


    making matters even more gimmicky is that almost every tourney is a rebuy and the normal levels are turbo 10 minutes. they even found in a way to mix 5 minute levels into these things as well just before the breaks. how the fuck is this poker when 80% of the final 2 tables are in push fold mode? so many tourneys i play in i'm in push fold most of the time.


    that said. they will repeatedly pound you in the ass here. don't know why they don't want pocket pairs to win or why they love dropping the hammer of thor on the hand ahead on either the turn and or river but they do.

    i know their RNG has bene validated but what does that mean? what does the coding do after the flop. are there exceptions, do they shuffle or is the winner based on seat before hand?


    i can't imagine poor players doing anything but losing big and casual players claiming it's rigged and systematically bilked like a slot machine. i say this as a pretty big winner here. this site will never let you win like you should.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    My dear mulva.

    Even though ive been running bad for the last couple of weeks, i never thought i would ever be up almost 5 figures. Never dreamed it..

    It is FUCKEN FRUSTRATING that i could swear i had/have the nuts and just lose to (8,5 o)on a shove ,lol.. Ugh!!!!

    But the traffic is!! just growing leaps and bounds..

    I used to play tourney s with big overlays up to 3k on a 10kgtd .. Every tourney had big overlays AND THEY NEVER CANCELLED ANY OF THEM... A.C.R. would cancell a tpurney over a measly $250 on a 1.5kgtd.. Then why even have a gtd..
    Most tourneys now make the gtd quickly.

    I only play/support the tourneys with no reentry or max! 1 reentry and 1 add on.. I stay away from the others..i suggest u do the same.
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    i keep telling myself tomorrow will be different. you know, wipe the slate clean and forget the bad beats the high variance MTT delivers

    1st game today. all in preflop

    i remember posting in venom that i lost KK 8x row and 10-13 at one time

    don't u just luv the ace magnet KK is. it didn;t apply here or the last but lol @ that as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Trips, pocket k and a runner runner..

    Yup! Sounds right

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    obv have to play 30 games instead of 2

    this was a 3 bet all in which was called by A9

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    I didn't know people still posted and discussed bad beats. If you still feel like discussing these, you haven't played enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pagelpoker View Post
    I didn't know people still posted and discussed bad beats. If you still feel like discussing these, you haven't played enough.
    awesome 200th post. you're playing gr8
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    obv have to play 30 games instead of 2

    this was a 3 bet all in which was called by A9

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    Some one has to make a parady video of GLOBAL.. At least its making poker fun again never mind the 12 hour payouts with no fee, LOVE GETTING MY CASH THAT FAST.

    Except for the last couple or several weeks for reasons you are stating so eloquently..

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    this type of discussion is expected from the sparten. in fact, people like the sparten are the exact reason why global poker is the best place for americans to play atm.

    but mulva, shame on you.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    this type of discussion is expected from the sparten. in fact, people like the sparten are the exact reason why global poker is the best place for americans to play atm.

    but mulva, shame on you.
    i can't help it. this place tilts me to no end. i may have to buy a gun
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    this type of discussion is expected from the sparten. in fact, people like the sparten are the exact reason why global poker is the best place for americans to play atm.

    but mulva, shame on you.
    It is the best place for americans too play...

    Global is a drug.. Sometimes the quads come your way all day long and you turn $50 in to $650 single tabling it for a couple of hours AND SOMETIMES

    you get beat after beating after beating after beating with people pushing all in and caling pre flop raises with 8,5 off and catching sets and straights and fulll houses and quads all day long!!!!

    As your pocket A, or sets or straight are getting cracked by those mother fuckers ALL DAY LONG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    i keep telling myself tomorrow will be different. you know, wipe the slate clean and forget the bad beats the high variance MTT delivers

    1st game today. all in preflop

    i remember posting in venom that i lost KK 8x row and 10-13 at one time

    don't u just luv the ace magnet KK is. it didn;t apply here or the last but lol @ that as well
    dude, quite possibly you are forgetting the bad beats you give but remembering the ones you take...

    go through you hand histories
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    i keep telling myself tomorrow will be different. you know, wipe the slate clean and forget the bad beats the high variance MTT delivers

    1st game today. all in preflop

    i remember posting in venom that i lost KK 8x row and 10-13 at one time

    don't u just luv the ace magnet KK is. it didn;t apply here or the last but lol @ that as well
    dude, quite possibly you are forgetting the bad beats you give but remembering the ones you take...

    go through you hand histories
    no. i just expect to win and win big. not min cash or get bent over. the larger fields are making this place even harder to navigate to the top. my patience is waning. these threads are lol though
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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