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    a 1 outer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    and the coup de grace

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    wow , thats the worst beat you posted. Incredible

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    it's a joke.

    i would like to know the odds of cashing, ft'ing and binking an mtt at the 3-10 range losing a least one showdown with a big pp or other 80/90%+ fav.


    because u literally have to overcome it every mtt..


    whether it's early on,...on the bubble, going to the ft and on the ft. it's fucking standard and next to impossible to overcome.







    this has to be one of the funniest shops ever made. who is responsible for making it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    random hands showing pp bias

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    and more beat downs each and every mtt. i literally stopped posting most of all the awfulness in a days work.

    all of these shots were taken from 2 mtts. i missed a couple a well

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    yes,....only one game yesterday.

    typical results.

    don't think for a second me losing was because of my postflop play. it all went in pre. sadly, i have to preface this because of the ball sniffers..

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    needed a miracle river as a dominating fav


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    another fuck you pay me. grobul make sure to fuck those pp. throw up A as backup plan

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    even with the repeated bs i managed to go deep. the hand i exited was a mid pp. obv i always preach that u will run -ev with these vs 2 paint @ showdown but i was at a point in this mtt that i had to play this hand with my stack size in relation to other things. obv it loss. this jackass that called my all in had T9...lol

    i have to say this place has gotten worse than it use to be. they do a really good job here taking away the skill portion of the game


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    only 1 mtt today.

    having hard time even wanting to play anymore because of the bs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    "Global Poker utilises a Mersenne Twister with background cycling.

    This was certified by iTechLabs on 15 February 2017 who confirmed that it uses a well known algorithm to generate random numbers.


    The numbers generated by this RNG have passed Marsaglia's "diehard" tests for statistical randomness.


    iTech Labs has found that number sequences are unpredictable, non-repeatable and uniformly distributed."


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    not very unpredictable that you lose with a big pp or big fav each and every mtt. it is uniformly distributed fact that you will.


    all the bs at this place is many times above standard deviation.

    only 1 game today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    first game in almost a week.

    didn't even make it to the 1st break and add on.

    yuppppp..no bias wit pp here. just common variance. which equates to losing with them each and every mtt

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    every single mtt ur gonna lose wit a big pp or big fav.

    every fucking one of them

    site is complete faggot and can suk my dick

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    still in mtt from above

    another choice hand..and look at how hey treat you..same person again..uou know..the 55 skill level brainiacs

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    at they finish me off with this

    obv a min cash isn't worth shit..........choke on a big dick, grobul polka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    global is now in the bed shitting stage imo. it's gotten really worse there. they've eliminated many mtt's, consolidated blind levels to make the faster as well.

    they're just offering too many higher buy in's + more high variance turbos. they really do their best to eliminate the skill portion of poker...peeps don't care they'll play anything and lose

    although i'm not playing that much i'm stagnating and not pushing the graph up like i should. i don't see much changing.

    the fat lady lady is singing there....it was a god run
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    you say you want more...


    just jumped into a 3r.....750g 6 handed mtt

    this is a 3r but after i busted they wanted 10 for a rebuy. just anther pos glitch this site has. wasn't about to pay 10.

    i just had to take it on the chin..on the face..and wherever else grobul wants to splooge on you.

    viola

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    motherfucking legends of the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    c'mon....why wouldn't he have quads.. we're only on the bubble


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Mulva, I actually feel your pain, i grind .25/.50 and I generally load for 50$-100$, run my stack to 300$/350$ then I start getting cooled like crazy. I’ll lose every hand for hours and give 50/75% of my wins back if I don’t cash out. On Bovada/ACR I would cash out 400 when my stack reached 500$. On global I think I have to lower my cash out options to 200 when I Reach 250$. It does seem like some tables are terrible. It’s not big money but it’s where I’m a consistent winner.

    I also believe there’s a fair bit of collusion on the site. I notice 2/3 names at a table leave at once then 3 more join at the exact same time with very similar playing styles. Also if you notice in hands the seat to the left at some tables will 3 bet and the seat to your right will 5bet. I realize that could happen at any game but the consistency that happens at some tables is meant to bust just you. Here’s another example in 6 max say seat 1 My standard raise is 1.50, seat 2 fold, seat 3 will call, seat 4 fold, seat 5 makes it 5$. I’ve seen it a dozens of times, once you call that 5 and trap that MF and win it won’t happen again. If you fold it will happen about 15/20% of your raises in that exact order. I’ve notice a lot more weird consistent plays between specific seats indicating bots or players working together. Once you notice Specific plays between seats you can play back at them and actually profit quite a bit. Looking at your post it seems your 3 handed frequently in your coolers, I’d bet your probably running into some sort of collusion. Not all the time but I can guarantee you some of your hands involve shared data. I hope this helps.

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    How I generally profit on these plays is ill 1.50 raise with AKsuited, AA,KK,QQ rip it in preflight and get a fold or get a call which I’m never getting it in bad. Sometimes I’ll flat with suited connectors and play post flop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drawingdead View Post
    Mulva, I actually feel your pain, i grind .25/.50 and I generally load for 50$-100$, run my stack to 300$/350$ then I start getting cooled like crazy. I’ll lose every hand for hours and give 50/75% of my wins back if I don’t cash out. On Bovada/ACR I would cash out 400 when my stack reached 500$. On global I think I have to lower my cash out options to 200 when I Reach 250$. It does seem like some tables are terrible. It’s not big money but it’s where I’m a consistent winner.

    I also believe there’s a fair bit of collusion on the site. I notice 2/3 names at a table leave at once then 3 more join at the exact same time with very similar playing styles. Also if you notice in hands the seat to the left at some tables will 3 bet and the seat to your right will 5bet. I realize that could happen at any game but the consistency that happens at some tables is meant to bust just you. Here’s another example in 6 max say seat 1 My standard raise is 1.50, seat 2 fold, seat 3 will call, seat 4 fold, seat 5 makes it 5$. I’ve seen it a dozens of times, once you call that 5 and trap that MF and win it won’t happen again. If you fold it will happen about 15/20% of your raises in that exact order. I’ve notice a lot more weird consistent plays between specific seats indicating bots or players working together. Once you notice Specific plays between seats you can play back at them and actually profit quite a bit. Looking at your post it seems your 3 handed frequently in your coolers, I’d bet your probably running into some sort of collusion. Not all the time but I can guarantee you some of your hands involve shared data. I hope this helps.
    i don't play cash but the grobul poka machine shouldn't be any different there.

    getting coolered is pretty honorable way to lose here. the thing his they sandwich the coolers into these awful run outs.

    if you don't bink or finish 2nd in the mtt's they will bilk you with lossses and min cashes.

    obv some of the hands i post as a stand alone are not bad it's just the succession of them with the others.

    ..i'm not kidding when i say you lose with a big 75/80%+ fav or big pp every mtt...not to mention run -ev with low/mid pp
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    and 5 minutes ago. those empty seats have now been filled as we came off bubble

    ...i didn't lose with my big pp this mtt until now.

    it's really a faggot program...one with an enormous pp bias

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    one game yesterday

    can't even make it to the break.

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    one game today. i thought i was going to break the awfulness and finally bink....wrong..i don't even get a min cash.

    for a top 3 stack.....

    nope...foiled again by a 50 skill player..limp called me pre,..called my flop raise..and then shove on turn for all his ships.

    obv he eviserates me on the river and i'm left hoping i can turn 2800 into something

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    i did turn the 2800 something..gt it back up to 9k....and had 7k left with 16 players remaining....12 get paid

    i get doubled dipped.

    grobul luvs to fuck those pocket pairs,.

    it's nearly impossible to win having the do it to you once a game,..but more ..lol...

    i'm just donating to lifelong losers

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    one game.

    thought i was going to get off the schneid.

    obv lost showdowns wit TT and QQ earlier in mtt......but i persevere and fight...obv only to be cornholed at the ft where the payouts really jump.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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