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    meanwhile, back at the halls of injustice.

    made my 1st final table in a few days.

    yeah,..i know i'm not suppose to make a FT every day in MTT's playing only 2/3 games per day.

    here are a couple of hands.

    AA - held deep into tourney. QQ did not. i git snapped by K7 in the BB for no reason other than the player was awful.

    we get to the FT. avg stack.

    6 handed.

    look down at QQ

    i bring it 3x bb..

    the bb calls and has chip lead and has been playing loosely

    flop comes 6 7 A rainbow

    i lead out with almost pot size bet on flop....obv i get called knowing my pp is fucked once again

    turn brings: 7

    i check..and villian checks back.....hmmmmm

    river brings : 7

    i obv check river and the bb checks back and rolls over 66....lol

    dude flops a set...turns a boat on turn....and loses on river to higher boat six handed.

    lol....

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    not over yet. down to 4 players. still wondering how global is gong to fuck me this tourney. didn't take me long to find out


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    Last edited by mulva; 02-24-2019 at 01:02 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    here re a few hands before the break of my 1st mtt i played in today.

    i just bubbled with 99

    look at these hands. what's even funnier is that i'm missing another AA and KK getting cracked because they only hold the x amount of HH in the dealer tab before being replaced by new ones. it's either that or my old table before i got moved

    these are all from same tourney....same table

    see the common pocket pair takedown


    enjoy

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    Last edited by mulva; 02-24-2019 at 05:59 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    fuk yeah..drunk poker.. wut go wrong that doesn't already go wrong..lets fuk aces while we're at it


    yeah..i know. i got it in bad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    binked a 5 dollar rebuy recently.. have many hands to post, but this one just happened 5 minute ago and it pissed me off something awful

    in bb wit AA

    late position rasise it 3x.. to 900

    1 flat call after him.

    i 3bet it it to 2700

    OR folds and flat caller calls.

    do i need to explain what happens. you already know u practically lose wit AA, KK or QQ every mtt u play in here.

    you know this dumb fuck is just going to lose my chips

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    and i'll just throw this 1 in here. i flop a straight @ the final 2 tables and lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    awesome

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    final table or final 2 tables. can't remember. more screwing. but im a mutta fuckin' min cash expert, which is basically worthless

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    fuck yeah,...hit my set...not good enough


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    Last edited by mulva; 03-12-2019 at 07:25 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    lolz

     
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      duped_samaritan: jesus fucking lol

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    every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..

    if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT

    i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins

    its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.

    i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.

    it's like we're all being handicapped or paying a tax.

    the program is like reece's speech in the terminator

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    about ready to go to the last 2 tables...obv shove pre

    fuck you,..pay me



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i forget if we're at here..but you never forget the fucking..obv deep

    every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..

    if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT

    i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins

    its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.

    i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.

    it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.

    the program is the reece's speech in the terminator


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..

    if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT

    i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins

    its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.

    i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.

    it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.

    the program is the reece's speech in the terminator

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..

    if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT

    i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins

    its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.

    i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.

    it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.

    the program is the reece's speech in the terminator


    to go to the FT...can't even win the 2nd pot..obv not a pp loss but they fuck you like this as well..which isolated isn't bad, but in addition two the pp losses it's moar aggravation


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..

    if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT

    i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins

    its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.

    i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.

    it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.

    the program is the reece's speech in the terminator

    it's very rare for said villain to ever be drawing after the turn @ grobul polka...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    contrary to popular belief. running good at global poker isn't winning your flips. it's winning as a 75/80% fav

    every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one.

    this isn't variance @ global poker. it's programming.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Listen, and understand. The suckouts with big pocket pairs are out there every mtt. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you go busto.



    i don't publish or unlock my ss because it's incorrect and i don't want it being used against me. my winnings are actually much more

    so this isn't a losing polka playa's riggy fail speech

    3-10 dollars mtt grind

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    Last edited by mulva; 06-21-2019 at 02:52 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    was going to the final table if this held



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    how bad do you have to be

    this is at the FT

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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