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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    many more nonsense results.

    place is a major boner against pp.

    all is not lost.

    even though the pp bias is real, you fight through it.

    i'm currently on an 11 game itm mtt streak..and it goesack further to 12-13 ..

    in this streak i won two. finished third once, and made 6 FT.

    i should have won and placed higher more, but they fuck you good.

    never in my 20 years have i ever cashed in 11 consecutive mtt's

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    nice to see you go on a heater

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    every fucking mtt you lose with a big pocket pair. it's really only rare if you don't..and if you don't...which is fkn rare,that's considered running good. holding as an 80% fav..

    i've already given up on low/mid pp. because there's ZERO % chance you will win with them at a 55% clip vs 2 paint overs at showdown......zero.

    i really wouldn't be surprised to see if they hard coded it into the program somehow. making sure an "x" hand will always beat "x pp" had they stayed the course.

    i challenge anybody that says otherwise to play in the 3-5 mtt rebuys and see for themselves.

    you're always on the edge of your seat on at this place no matter how far ahead you are.

    players are easy to beat here. but beating for a lack of a better word "the rig" is impossible

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    every game.

    on the bubble.

    nice of grobul polka to throw up the A and K as well just to be on the safe side.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    is Sparten dead?

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    i already knew i was going to lose with my set before it happened.


    i even said it in the chat box.

    i just couldn't predict it 100% that was going to be 1 or 2 outer on the river

    i went wit the frush draw, but since nobody had that they had to do something else to fuck the hand ahead

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    is there any sense playing a broken record.

    these were done by the same player.

    obv out as were about to go to the final 2 tables.

    you ask yourself what kind of an idiot plays like this. well your answer n the third pic. he was responsible for both of them.

    this is what you have to overcome at global poker

    obv i should be thankful i didn't lose this.

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    nice. always on the edge of your seat in sweepstakes polka
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    Last edited by mulva; 11-14-2019 at 04:22 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    even though grobul polka is my general store i can't help to slam it every chance i get. let's get serious, it's pretty easy slamming them and putting up with their bs even though they're my bitch and atm.

    look at this clown that fucked me


    i was going for the chip lead twice at the ft and this fucker shit all over me 2x.

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    don't forget kiddies,....running goot @ grobul polka is not losing with you big pp or 80% fav @ showdown once every mtt.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    do you know how ridiculously hard it is to beat the grobul polka machine when you lose with an 80% fav every mtt.

    i'm serious. you literally have to factor this in before you even play each and every mtt. if you're lucky they will whammy you early so it doesn't happen deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    have to keep this going.

    you want aggravation,....play at grobul polka..it's almost instantaneous.

    you wanna lose wit a big pp or 70/90% fav every mtt....play at grobul polka

    you wanna run -ev wit any low/mid pp @ showdown vs 2 paint......play at grobul polka

    going to anutta FT.........ahhhhh nope.......fuk u pay me

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    have to keep this going.

    you want aggravation,....play at grobul polka..it's almost instantaneous.

    you wanna lose wit a big pp or 70/90% fav every mtt....play at grobul polka

    you wanna run -ev wit any low/mid pp @ showdown vs 2 paint......play at grobul polka

    going to anutta FT.........ahhhhh nope.......fuk u pay me

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    Did someone say Polka



    Any retard that plays on that skin deserves to get fcked.

    Global Poker is as good as Syracuse and your CY Young picks. All shit shows

    Go to Nitrogen same software lol.

    Global got you so gassed up you think it's Polka..

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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    have to keep this going.

    you want aggravation,....play at grobul polka..it's almost instantaneous.

    you wanna lose wit a big pp or 70/90% fav every mtt....play at grobul polka

    you wanna run -ev wit any low/mid pp @ showdown vs 2 paint......play at grobul polka

    going to anutta FT.........ahhhhh nope.......fuk u pay me

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    Did someone say Polka



    Any retard that plays on that skin deserves to get fcked.

    Global Poker is as good as Syracuse and your CY Young picks. All shit shows

    Go to Nitrogen same software lol.

    Global got you so gassed up you think it's Polka..
    syracuse is playing like they have 3 white guys in their starting rotation. and they do.......and who doesn't like a good polka....this dude loves him sum franco harris

    i can only imagine my actual win rate @ grobul if i didn't have to beat da rig.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    here is an anatomy of 1 table in a mtt @ global poker.

    this was my 1st and only mtt i played today.

    these snapshots are only from my table. i even missed a really ugly one where AA was cracked

    stay the course and take down a big pp.

    obv i wasn't going to call the raise preflop, but i would be willing to bet that there is always a hand that beats a pp here if they stay in the pot.

    this guy got lucky having his KK hold

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    look at this poor sap that fropped a str8.....obv they give me the A high frush if i stay in which isn't any good.



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    i take a cooler here get crippled. lol @ hands dealt ..notice blind level

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    i fight back and crush only to have this happen to me again. obv all in prefrop..

    i take my 1st and only rebuy



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    i needed this to survive. i shove prefrop..obv i get lucky as a big fav and double up



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    i wasn't involved in the pot but i just wanted to post this hand as virtually everyone that plays here will lose with their big favs at least once every mtt.


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    and here is the hand that wipes me out close to bubble going for a top 5 stack

    standard losing with at least 1 bg pp every mtt ..but i had a 3 bagger. KK..KK and QQ......ty grobul polka for keeping it real

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    Last edited by mulva; 01-13-2020 at 12:14 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    fuck yeah,,,,,,5 minutes ago..time for my daily aggravation

    for the chip lead deep into mtt.

    hell no!!! a 1 or 2 outer on river..but hey, at least i had AA hold 2x this mtt.

    this left me with 2300 not 16k....once again ty grobul polka for having the most unrealistic outcomes each and every mtt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    1st game today.

    2nd hand.


    3 limpers. i bump to 120 w/ KK

    2nd limper shoves with AJ

    i instacall

    didn't have to wait long

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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