this is global poker in a nutshell

[mulva]

one game today.

if i haven't already convinced you the way this place rolls here is another one.

1st mtt today.


losing with a flopped 2 pair doesn't get the love that it should. you would really be surprised how often it does.

1st





2nd

so you wipe yourself off and get back on the horse....just in time for you to lose with your big pp






glad i got my big pp loss out of the way. now we can start playing some legit poker.



3rd




maybe getting fucked more than once every mtt is the new standard. would you really be surprised if it is?

[mulva]

there's no end in sight...... running bad is the new standard


and lol @ 3 types of turbos

take a good hard look at what global poker offers in terms of mtt's on a tuesday night...which is the same every weekday.

everything is either turbo or hyper turbo once you get passed a certain time.


mind you,..the non turbos i'm talking about and the ones you only should play have 10min levels mixed with skipped blind levels and a few 5 minute levels sprinkled in.


they basically force you play in higher variance, higher buy ins and quick mtt's or you don't play at all....lol

[mulva]

just another day of internet polka






i overcame the below..and even lost with KK earlier to finish 6th..obv no bink

[mulva]

the faggotry that exists on this site is apparent to all that play there

you're not just limited to losing with a big pp every mtt. you also get the whole gamut of runner, runners, 1/2 outers....the 1 live under card that will bite in ass...not to mention you'll run -ev wit low/mid pp vs 2 paint.

and after all the beats you take you have to forget about them and try and play your best the next day. but it just starts right back up again.

it's impossible to not be jaded or tilted, impossible.



there's something so wrong with this place..

[mulva]

i didn't lose this one but i had a royal..and look at that monster pot i took down

[mulva]

look at how they killed my action here

i 100% thought i lost.....

[mulva]

one game today so far.

losing many buyins and there's no end in sight.

place is pure evil

[mulva]

sunday wasn't a fun day.

just moar raping

[mulva]

....

[mulva]

die grobul polka

[mulva]

two games.

all in on turn. obv get rivered..and out




second game went to the ft.

here is the bs that i had to deal with

miracle i didn't go busto here.





THIS JACKASS CALLed a 3bet all in..Original Raiser reams him cuz he folds and prolly had a J or AQ..i survive cuz i ad enuff ships..but it cripped me.







lAST HAND HOW I EXIT ON fT...losing with multiple big pp is really the new standard

[mulva]

1st game today...didn't take long for the raping to begin


had to fold on turn..i mean why prove anything. they always have it. only 1000's of screen shots prove i'm right




a little later on..just as i'm starting to get some traction...only to have grobul polka splooge in face again




next game. i bring it in 3bb..and get put all in by shortstack with 8bb....don't know why i bother trying to buck grobul polka odds with low pp...even if he had two paint you lose.

lol @ thinking you win more than you lose with low/mid pp @ showdown vs 2 paint....absolutely no chance in hell do u win more. i wouldn't even say u win 40%...and i say that with a str8 face

like it or not this program has a huge bias against all pp

[mulva]

i think it's over. in addition to getting fucked every mtt, grobul has taken away several mtts that i only play in.

grobul also has implemented an ante starting the first level and every mtt is has late registration.






it was a good run

[mulva]

[mulva]

[mulva]

since grobul has taken away all the good games that i made bank on, you have to play higher buy ins.

boy,..i set this fucker up good. limp in with 2 known aggro players later and then the blinds....

one brings it 3x.....i shove...he tanks and calls with KQ.....lol

burn this grobul polka server to the ground

[mulva]

this faggotry just does not end.

just moments ago,....already in the money....it doesn't matter how far ahead you are. grobul still runs you down.

the bilk our money via min cashes is $$$





and i'll just throw these here.

[dwai]

[duped_samaritan]

Making up bad beats...maybe it's your brain that's rigged.

[mulva]

i just post these as illustrations on how they treat pp.

i really don't lie when i say you lose with one each mtt or an 80%+ fav