What up Toe Cheese?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Les what was your rap name growing up on the rez? I don't know one single Indian near my age that isn't a rapper hoping to one day make it to Moccasin Square Garden. Do you have a Tupac inspired Rez Life tat on your stomach? How many girls did you get pregnant in high school? Tell some legends and no code talking please.

While you are busy typing up some of the myths the elders taught you I'm gonna try to guess what your rap name would have been when you were out on the Up In Smoke Signal Tour. Tell me if I get it.


Slurp-Mixed-Drinks-A-Lot
Redman
Smallpox Shakur
Cree-Pain
Kurtis Crow
Diabetes Pablo



Rap Group Names

A Tribe Called Les
Digital Burial Ground
Indigenous Underground
Bow and Arrow Thugs In Harmony
Sioux-Tang Clan

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I think I'm most happy with Diabetes Pablo and Bow and Arrow Thugs in Harmony

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Strike out Smallpax Shakur and replace with Biggie Smallpox as one of my official guesses.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Geronimos Def

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

PNWA

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

This doesn't count as one of my official guesses but if you were more of the boy band type growing up...


Canoe Kids on the Block

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Lil Pow Wow

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Pemmican E. Fresh

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Igloolio


Have I been close yet? Igloolio is probably only like the fifth best I've come up with but it's cracking me up the most for some reason so I bet that could be it.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Keith Sweat Lodge

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Ol' Dirty Bass Star Quilt

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

You have no idea how hard it is to incorporate Saskatchewan into one of these. I've wasted half of my time with that but nothing.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Last guess unless it isn't.


Hiawatha Flocka Flame

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

It's coming down to Diapeties Pablo, Igloolio, and Hiawatha Flocka Flame. Which will it be????


Meanwhile lets play some Indian Inspired music. Way before there were gangs we called them bands but honkeys may not know. "Nation" is a word honkeys gave us. Real Prairie Niggas know it's about bands.



Lil Wayne: Bitches call me Buffalo

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

He has one thing to be proud of, the feather he unjustly acquired. I may not be the best but I'm better than him.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

So when I treat you head like these Super Bowl tickets I need to get rid of dont say I ddin't warn you.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

He claims to be Native. Claims to be all knowing. Claims to be the one. All while trying to forget about his closet full of second place trophies.

He claims to be different. Claims to be special. Claims to go against the grain...

For fucks sake his Indian name is Runs With the Crowd.

[limitles]

i'm thinking of lil savage or Brave Homey

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

i'm thinking of lil savage or Brave Homey

I'm thinking Elizabeth Warren G you fake bitch.