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    Tough Spot (input encouraged)

    As many of you know my escort escapades have been well documented on this message board, but I have reached an inflection point. I have grown weary and tired of visiting exclusively non-gfe girls. I am now ready to cross the rubicon and embrace my inner degen demons. What does this actually mean you might ask; well why don't I quote verbatim a text I just received from said "gfe companion"

    Me: Hey, what's the donation for hhr/hr?

    "Vanessa": GFE qv 190, hhr 300, hr 490

    Me: Ok are you available tomorrow afternoon?

    "Vanessa": Yes babe did you want regular or gfe

    Me: Regular

    "Vanessa": regular doesn't include kissing or bj... gfe includes kissing, oral, bj, foreplay, greek, slight choking, deepthroating
    So... as you can see the choice was made for me. While you and your family are celebrating the lords day at your local service on MLK eve, I will be engaging in outright debauchery.


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    she seems nice!

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    oh how pathetic. to think paying for such service is above paying for a slice.......
    you better go to a human summer camp or something

    do you honestly think anyone is impressed or encouraged by your sad little tale?

     
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    fuck of limitles


    Let us know how it goes krypt

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    fuck of limitles


    Let us know how it goes krypt
    are you kidding me? Why not wave I sign saying "I'm a dumb ass"?

    open up your gullet you dumb fag

    Oh wait, dumb dick, is wishing someone they've never met good luck in picking a great prostitute and
    what a struggle it must be......fuck yourself to death idiot

    the only thing more pitiful the the OP is some sycophant/dunce who buys into it

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    So what's the tough spot that you need input from us to resolve? Either pay or don't. It seems like a lot of money. That's as much as I charge for an hour but I had to go to college for 7 years to charge that much. But what do I know. I prefer girls I can convince to absorb my seed for free.
    HILLARY WON

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    you people have no sense of romance.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I'm not sure how these Sugardaddy dating sites work but they may be worth looking in to, check out the prime pussy this fat old man (but somewhat wealthy) is scoring on the regular. He's a good bullshitter and has a few bucks and he gets pussy way out of his league all the time, in Louisiana of all places. He supposedly meets most of these chicks on some Sugardaddy dating site, i think.
    NSFW obv
    https://xhamster.com/users/buckingbill/videos

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    there is no such thing as casual sex. when you are feeling urges, masturbate to clear your head. when you engage in promiscuous behavior, you're hurting the girl and you're hurting yourself. it's bad

     
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    i phrased that in a jokey way hongkonger, but I mean what I said. the dirty, guilty feelings that always accompany casual sex are never worth it. with a prostitute it's worse. just jack off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    i phrased that in a jokey way hongkonger, but I mean what I said. the dirty, guilty feelings that always accompany casual sex are never worth it. with a prostitute it's worse. just jack off.

    You are going out on one hell of a skinny looking limb in your assumption that people that post here get guilty feelings.

     
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    Zap this hit my youtube recommended today smack dab in between a lil tay and woahhvicky video. I think he is talking about you... and this forum.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    You are going out on one hell of a skinny looking limb in your assumption that people that post here get guilty feelings.
    this board is filled with soft hearted people like me and some hardasses like splitthis

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    i phrased that in a jokey way hongkonger, but I mean what I said. the dirty, guilty feelings that always accompany casual sex are never worth it. with a prostitute it's worse. just jack off.
    I thought you were putting on an act, like a dupe without changing your name.

    I've never had dirty, guilty feelings about casual sex. Wouldn't know about prostitutes though.
    HILLARY WON

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    was always in a great mood the day after a one nighter

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    I usually only feel guilty when I see the kid with their parents.

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    Since I'm sure you were all wondering this was the woahhvicky video.



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    As many of you know my escort escapades have been well documented on this message board, but I have reached an inflection point. I have grown weary and tired of visiting exclusively non-gfe girls. I am now ready to cross the rubicon and embrace my inner degen demons. What does this actually mean you might ask; well why don't I quote verbatim a text I just received from said "gfe companion"

    Me: Hey, what's the donation for hhr/hr?

    "Vanessa": GFE qv 190, hhr 300, hr 490

    Me: Ok are you available tomorrow afternoon?

    "Vanessa": Yes babe did you want regular or gfe

    Me: Regular

    "Vanessa": regular doesn't include kissing or bj... gfe includes kissing, oral, bj, foreplay, greek, slight choking, deepthroating
    So... as you can see the choice was made for me. While you and your family are celebrating the lords day at your local service on MLK eve, I will be engaging in outright debauchery.


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    Why would you want that whore's lips on yours? Fucking nasty. Think of all the dick she was sucking minutes before you.

    Good luck with the herpes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post

    Why would you want that whore's lips on yours? Fucking nasty. Think of all the dick she was sucking minutes before you.

    Good luck with the herpes.

    Don't listen to him Krypt. he doesn't even eat ass.

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    Uh you guys have seen what krypt looks like don't discourage him from paying for the only sex he's going to get

     
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