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    Hawaii in the path of a ballistic missle?

    I have a relative in Hawaii right this minute who is receiving alerts on her phone that they need to shelter in place. There is an incoming ballistic missile.

    I dont see this reported anywhere on any news station. But there is wide spread panic around her and the resort at this very moment.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.076ff2c8773e


    "The wailing siren will be tested on the first working day of each month, after a test of an "attention-alert" steady tone siren with which residents are already familiar."

    Is this real? Did the system get hacked? WTF???
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    False Alarm

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Your implied accusation that DPRK hacked the alert system just to fuck with fat American oafs is wholly unfounded.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.076ff2c8773e


    "The wailing siren will be tested on the first working day of each month, after a test of an "attention-alert" steady tone siren with which residents are already familiar."

    Is this real? Did the system get hacked? WTF???

    Birch Bay also does a siren test first Monday of each month sounds like big ben
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    They have shelters for the important people. All those natives out their speaking pigeon are super fucked. I hope this is a false alarm though because I don't want them to cancel the NFL games.

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    ALERT if sonatine channeled the energy exerted posting semi meaningful insights on a toddler forum vs flapping his schlubby arms as a defensive shield could we have a net energy neutral nuclear weapon shield and is fatotine denying us this

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    ALERT if sonatine channeled the energy exerted posting semi meaningful insights on a toddler forum vs flapping his schlubby arms as a defensive shield could we have a net energy neutral nuclear weapon shield and is fatotine denying us this

    STOP HITTING YOURSELF NERD!

    THIS IS IMPORTANT!


     
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    1/13/18 is officially the day I started preferring Sonatine over lolwow. I've come a long ways.

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    lol jace hes all yours

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    in fairness gare you would never really have figured out what to do with all this gang shit.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    i feel like if Drk Star was named Dprk Star his posting career would have had a lot more traction.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    plz no one could have accounted for him getting cucked by his maids son

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    also hashtag me too when it comes to tine is literally just him chiming in and being terrible on the internet ur welcome pfa we groomed him

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    My mom lives on Maui. I shit myself.

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    lol ur faggot mom lives on maui and we havent had a proper review of the maui streatery food truck


    TODGE UGH at these people

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